Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely pitcher of bilious dipper extrusion
You cacophonic trowel of envenomed crow vestiges
You fetid tun of encephalitic sea trout foam
You heartrending shelf of cancerous wood rat relics
You worrying jigger of carcinogenic brant excretes
You dolorogenic nose bag of tumorigenic chameleon elimination
You unendurable teakettle of destructive ringtail spit
You undelectable boiler of hydropic fruit fly cinders
You malformed locker of morbid flea beetle fart
You hard-featured firkin of scorbutic groundhog excrement
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