Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome shell of scrofulous Panama secretion
You ill-looking canister of deadly ray droppings
You blotted crane of ravaged jackass sewage
You heinous splint basket of cancerous glass snake scoria
You unalluring crate of tubercular flea beetle flatus
You spoiled commode of foul Surinam toad spout
You deformed vial of sullied killer pee
You saddening bin of pocky jaguarundi egestion
You horrendous pouch of rachitic loach expectoration
You burdensome reticule of unhealthful yellowhammer ruins
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