Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary folio of unsalutary tic-polonga pats
You pathetic satchel of freeloving St. Bernard refuse
You forbidding teacup of measly cotton rat depositions
You horrid schoolbag of dropsical Ayrshire scourings
You horrible wire basket of poisoned elk silt
You overburdensome watering can of insalubrious bushtit stumps
You rueful scrotum of toxic barbet perspiration
You crushing magnum of deadly alligator snapper settlings
You dolorific envelope of malignant gerbil residuua
You unlovely kibble of bilious whippet purulence
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