Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable pottinger of tainted ocelot ejection
You uncomfortable wastepaper basket of infective lemming dross
You unhandsome teacup of indecent rorqual clinkers
You bothersome holdall of miasmal canvasback elimination
You forbidding kit bag of noxious dark Cornish discharge
You uncomely press of malignant gadfly scoria
You shocking pericarp of tabid ring ouzel transudation
You abominable washtub of unwholesome tuna debris
You grisly holster of morbific Galloway stumps
You hideous cannikin of toxical black snake parings
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