Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive gourd of beset albatross sialorrhea
You agonizing clothes hamper of phthisic tsetse fly excretion
You shapeless overnight bag of smirched cardinal hormone
You joyless rummer of plagued dunlin odds and ends
You dismaying filing box of toxicant laughing jackass dross
You ill-looking flagon of incontinent Alaskan malamute detritus
You ill-proportioned spittoon of syphilitic shovel-nose relics
You unenjoyable liqueur glass of loose horned owl discharge
You blemished palette of gangrenous grampus slobber
You disfigured ashtray of dyspeptic canvasback slabber
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