Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable corbeil [archit] of allergic St. Mark's fly sediment
You bothersome lowboy of measly croaker sewerage
You grisly spatula of pocky sunfish rags
You ghastly tyg of paralytic nilgai diaphoresis
You vile holster of pathological gerbil scum
You unendurable dustpan of beset zebu cinders
You unbeautiful portfolio of debauched lion clinkers
You scarecrowish trunk of ravaged mollusk rubbish
You loathsome trencher of loose-moraled dung beetle filings
You pestilential cuspidor of unclean trout drivel
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