Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous pitcher of toxiferous jackdaw vomition
You cheerless Canterbury of rickety harlequin cabbage bug slag
You insufferable skippet of virulent jabalina rheum
You forbidding vial of destructive Rock Cornish silt
You intolerable udder of impure Hambletonian excretion
You crude ashtray of bilious woodcock squirt
You loathsome e´tui of hypertensive black Minorca flatuosity
You ungraceful corbeil [archit] of poisoned serval chaff
You uncomfortable saucer of venomous rail excrement
You cacogenic platter of maculate bluegill spurt
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