Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour dinner plate of gangrenous caecilian ejaculation
You sad schoolbag of insanitary raven silt
You ugly vase of unsalutary grain beetle spurt
You rueful bedroll of gouty ice bear disgorgement
You mephitic thermos of cancerous pickerel frog refuse
You odious quiver of venenous wolverine belch
You base scyphus of carcinogenic grunion droppings
You untasteful percolator of adulterous basset exudate
You unattractive vitrine of ravaged saber-toothed tiger survivals
You evil-favored kit of injurious hawk owl vomit
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