Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying Boston bag of toxicant weakfish scoria
You despicable seedcase of anemic gerbil feces
You awful evening bag of tumorigenic creeper barf
You ill-looking plate of septic Aberdeen Angus semen
You troublesome ashcan of rickety bonnet monkey guano
You dolorogenic hot-water bottle of neuralgic bushmaster ruins
You shocking mug of ratty sambar jakes
You undelicious handbag of scrofulous tamandua traces
You unappeteizing budget [dial] of harmful nutcracker embers
You scarecrowish mussuk of freeloving blackfish butts
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