Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable packing box of dyspeptic falcon puke
You sorrowful trough of adulterous waxwing ruins
You horrible boodle bag of poisoned barn door skate BO
You thankless honeypot of apoplectic goose moraine
You detestable waiter of injurious chinchilla butts
You bothersome socket of unhealthy wireworm scraps
You unwelcome bucket of infectious barbel sialorrhea
You hard-favored bowl of envenomed Targhee precipitates
You unpalatable stomach of veneniferous mollusk leavings
You painful liqueur glass of plagued silver salmon ejectment
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