Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy wok of infectious sow bug precipitations
You insupportable palette of unvirginal glass snake vomit
You troubling sugar spoon of envenomed goby precipitates
You unlovely ark of beset sea mew orts
You defaced ditty bag of insalubrious mastodon drivel
You lamentable pod of loose goldeneye voidance
You unbearable decanter of hypertensive water dog flatuosity
You ghastly shoulder bag of miasmic Clydesdale terrier pats
You atrocious porringer of morbid wild pig settlings
You humiliating cist of epileptic golden eagle extravasation
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