Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized sinus of toxiferous jackrabbit soot
You irritating quiver of infectious Dutch Belted flatus
You rebarbative milk pail of innutritious blue fox leftovers
You base mortarboard of variolous ruddy duck autacoid
You piteous jeroboam of sullied hamadryad spurt
You sad poke of venenous filefish pee
You dreadful stave basket of colicky grizzly bear residue
You ungraced highboy of dyspeptic kinkajou slobber
You thankless chalice of arthritic grasshopper mouse emesis
You horrible bassinet of unhealthful Welsh wind
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