Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen calabash of unsalutary cattalo residuua
You unpleasing diplomatic pouch of hydropic chevrotain sperm
You loathsome vase of defiled cicada mucus
You evil-looking teaspoon of scabietic mosquito emesis
You uncomely secretary of toxicant Siamese cat expectoration
You joyless casserole of incontinent ice bear tears
You unspeakable vanity bag of infested sloth embers
You pestiferous vasculum of indecent gnatcatcher perspiration
You stinking porringer of malignant nightingale manure
You unbeauteous can of unwholesome carancho disgorgement
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