Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless portfolio of toxiferous yellowbird lacrimation
You poignant ashpan of gouty kestrel dung
You ignoble quiver of variolar grison cinders
You terrible lota of destructive babirusa drool
You exhausting nose bag of loose-moraled cisco salts
You frightful kitchen cabinet of neuralgic fur seal expectoration
You deformed silique of toxic robber fly dribble
You inelegant picnic basket of anemic shepherd dog secretion
You importunate stave basket of miasmal cocker spaniel scraps
You odious corbeil [archit] of paralytic rabbit piddle
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