Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious flask of infected schipperke stubble
You cacophonous vanity bag of poisonous Russell's viper dross
You displeasing harness cask of incontinent widgeon leavings
You gross shelf of bilious large white ca-ca
You miasmic tablespoon of unhealthy fer-de-lance voidance
You consuming follicle of sullied black cat turd
You loathsome chest of morbid polecat hemorrhage
You foul musette bag of pestilential Egyptian cat fart
You unlikable can of foul grison eruption
You unbeautiful trug of maculate Rambouillet spew
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