Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal honeypot of pleuritic teal effusion
You unlovely casserole of colicky Lepisma deposits
You dismaying frail of pedicular mountain gorilla jakes
You gargoylish ewer of beset hanuman fart
You gross waiter of scrofulous spoonbill froth
You untasteful picnic basket of paralytic red grouse parings
You noxious ark of tubercular Barbary horse drivel
You ill-made shot glass of innutritious redfish excretes
You undelicious platter of veneniferous Afghan hound rubbish
You rebarbative tin can of debauched shovel-nose mucus
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