Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling trowel of toxical jaguar froth
You sickening demitasse of lousy catfish piddle
You graceless mazer of anemic Landrace spout
You beautiless wastebasket of paralytic basset waste
You harsh goblet of impure alpaca flops
You pestilent musette bag of chlorotic piranha vomit
You unshapely casserole of consumptive sika moraine
You revolting butt of miasmatic mara hormone
You bothering teakettle of tabid wood mouse flatulence
You mephitic cereal bowl of unassimilable Gila monster precipitates
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