Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable ostensorium of sullied Lepisma offscourings
You heartwounding Toby-jug of rachitic emu eruption
You forbidding canister of pocky ant effusion
You pesky liqueur glass of diabetic French coach horse feces
You repulsive vanity bag of debauched gyrfalcon stool
You awkward schoolbag of insalubrious roadrunner manure
You ill-made loculus of smirched bearded lizard jakes
You sour catchall of deadly borer husks
You dislikable boodle bag of contaminated hobby flatuosity
You depressing calyx of insanitary Shetland sheep dog effluent
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