Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward tea urn of infected English springer spaniel spout
You loathsome locker of apoplectic whistler drivel
You dolorous frying pan of miasmal gadfly hemorrhage
You depressing jar of mortified dabchick remainders
You contemptible catchall of gouty roosterfish dejecta
You pestilent potty of harmful kingbird survivals
You onerous sarcophagus of neuralgic hog parings
You exasperating blister of colicky warthog transudation
You hateful splint basket of bilious gyrfalcon rubbish
You teratic cruet of pleuritic anteater dung
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