Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish jardiniere of allergic gallfly butts
You loathsome creamer of insalubrious Pallas's cat ca-ca
You forbidding autoclave of poisoned hornet lacrimation
You gruesome ashcan of infective Shorthorn remnants
You regrettable billfold of consumptive Briard sialagogue
You weighty demitasse of polluted leopard frog salivation
You agonizing demijohn of unassimilable cedarbird spout
You desolating silique of indecent koala fart
You wearisome jug of defiled redfin spittle
You disturbing hatbox of hypertensive Labrador retriever feculence
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