Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent butt of ratty crane excrement
You loathsome mortarboard of cankerous thrush remainders
You untasteful suitcase of tubercular ptarmigan exudation
You deformed sac of lousy sheep sinter
You irritating clothespress of pneumonic laughing jackass flux
You ill-made scrotum of unsalutary ring ouzel hormone
You bothersome Boston bag of neuritic glass snake drivel
You burdensome bakepan of chlorotic alpaca vomit
You saddening crate of pathological Archangel cat effusion
You unbeautiful washbasin of venerate alligator snapper ructation
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