Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad creel of toxiferous imperial mammoth precipitations
You rotten drinking cup of grubby trumpeter egestion
You grievous bushel of pedicular white fox salts
You uglified highboy of pneumonic oriole scourings
You intolerable pony of epileptic reedbird excrement
You untasteful coffeepot of injurious cottonmouth precipitates
You ill-shaped cannikin of tubercular mastodon flops
You teasing matchbox of edematous mountain gorilla expectoration
You bitter cell of variolous horsefly effluent
You obnoxious pipe of septic vole ejectamenta
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