Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening coal scuttle of luetic rabbit froth
You distressing davenport of pleuritic Dolly Varden trout night soil
You ill-shaped quiver of destructive cushat [Scot] rheum
You baneful barracks bag of cankered lion-tailed monkey piddle
You humiliating cage of unassimilable barbel pee
You tormenting palette of besmirched banteng egestion
You pitiable china of tumorous pinworm soot
You rending billfold of contaminated pompano snot
You torturous moneybag of cankerous ouzel hormone
You ill-featured tobacco pouch of toxiferous emu scourings
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