Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome skippet of morbid guinea fowl scraps
You mournful ashpan of pediculous alpaca salts
You wearing udder of rickety barbel soot
You bothering paten of miasmic salamander expectoration
You undelicious keg of pocky sparrow hawk spout
You horrible bathtub of laryngitic chinch scourings
You unalluring drawer of toxiferous Great Dane flowers
You intolerable coal scuttle of colicky pinworm extrusion
You heartbreaking liqueur glass of ulcerous ice bear lacrimation
You unpleasing cardcase of hypertensive bee fly butts
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