Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting ashpan of carcinogenic wood rat drool
You undelectable magazine of pediculous saber-toothed tiger rumps
You depressive kilderkin of maculate grasshopper mouse squirt
You ignoble cream pitcher of venomous congo snake ash
You unlovely game bag of leprous springtail slobber
You dysphemistic beaker of malarial alligator snapper exudate
You thankless shell of neuralgic bittern expulsion
You inelegant hip bath of encephalitic gnu goat sperm
You disfigured ditty bag of contaminated bush baby flux
You ungainly wineglass of venerate Saluki exudation
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