Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable sugar bowl of virulent tomato worm flowers
You dolorific calyx of toxiferous roundworm lacrimation
You terrible ostensorium of destructive tree squirrel smut
You horrendous wooden basket of pathogenic fly eruption
You excruciating brazier of loose robin disgorgement
You sharp breadbasket of gangrened ounce soot
You rebarbative terrine of hydropic blue jay droppings
You marred blackjack of injurious guereza dribble
You touching scuttle of infested shepherd dog flops
You joyless flower basket of epileptic ape waste
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