Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten mortarboard of unvirginal lake trout spittle
You teasing slop pail of leprous potato bug mucus
You afflictive magazine of arthritic pigeon filings
You worrisome splint basket of rheumatic cat squirrel rags
You uninviting gallipot of pathological seal odds and ends
You grievous ventricle of apoplectic thrips froth
You plaguing drum of veneniferous hornet debris
You teratic vial of tumorous white giant extravasation
You ill-made highboy of contaminated black bear relics
You bothersome cake pan of unhealthful hawk stubble
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