Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome moneybag of wanton sea trout relics
You nauseating shelves of debauched cocker spaniel foam
You grotesque kitchen boiler of ratty wood tick vomition
You affecting pitcher of scrofulous willet slabber
You disturbing skippet of toxiferous barnacle goose flatus
You wearying matchbox of grubby house martin rubbish
You unaesthetic horn of unwholesome ricebird coprolite
You discomforting brandy snifter of morbific bonito residuua
You tyrannous sacculus of pediculous papagallo emission
You disagreeable glass of arthritic binturong ruins
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