Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing saucer of diseased Saluki rags
You beastly backpack of unsanitary shiner ptyalism
You abhorrent oil can of pestilential bandicoot relics
You mephitic till of infected Irish water spaniel ash
You sharp clothespress of arthritic tiger moth waste
You revolting buffet of neuralgic wolf egestion
You noxious pocket of miasmic crappie extravasation
You dismal pottle of venerate blackcap slag
You depressive barrel of pestiferous pickerel piddle
You horrible highball glass of nephritic jackass emesis
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