Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky sarcophagus of neuritic ferret sialorrhea
You noisome cyathus of infested lacewing shavings
You clumsy bidet of venomous tomato worm ca-ca
You regrettable spoon of miasmatic yak traces
You lamentable wooden basket of unassimilable minnow urine
You disconcerting vitrine of edematous harlequin snake offscourings
You grim-visaged teapot of poisoned otter scourings
You beautiless musette bag of consumptive mole salivation
You hard-visaged hip bath of ulcerous creeper survivals
You repulsive trash can of veneniferous snowshoe rabbit puke
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