Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable pocketcase of venomous affenpinscher gas
You woeful kitchen boiler of pedicular finch pats
You appalling purse of toxicant lamprey emesis
You wearisome mussuk of grubby peccary disgorgement
You shapeless breaker of abandoned lion-tailed monkey dross
You crushing bedroll of chlorotic babirusa embers
You dysphemized fistula of unassimilable ringtail eructation
You graceless game bag of palsied Belgian mucus
You uglified dessert spoon of rachitic Hamburg wind
You noisome labis [eccl] of neuralgic kingbird ruins
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