Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable dispatch box of ravaged oryx flux
You heartsickening corbeil [archit] of impure midge discharge
You grievous keg of toxical wood owl snot
You noxious coffer of dropsical brown bear voidance
You annoying barrel of wormy porgy ejecta
You agonizing carryall of luetic macaw burp
You pesky bakepan of venerate tiger sialorrhea
You homely punch bowl of morbific dark Cornish dejecta
You dreary ewer of noxious lake trout sweat
You ungraceful sauce boat of tabetic black bass autacoid
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