Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy bandolier of bilious pinworm slabber
You dire buffet of hydropic ladybug cinders
You misbegotten warming pan of rachitic scarab salts
You blemished evening bag of scrofulous eyra eructation
You terrible punch bowl of peccant cisco crap
You depressing thermos of infectious Border terrier flatus
You beastly saddlebag of colicky skunk bear fart
You uninviting silique of noxious cricket rubbish
You hard-favored scyphus of besmirched black face Highland dung
You heartsickening carton of dyspeptic redshank relics
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