Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous schooner of teeming sand lizard drool
You atrocious waiter of pocky toadfish flowers
You teasing gripsack of diseased man-o'-war bird ruins
You disconcerting tin can of variolar carp silt
You horrific shelves of virulent roe secretion
You poignant utricle of lousy buffalo bug wind
You sore skillet of palsied black Spanish manure
You unsightly bud vase of morbid robber fly moraine
You lamentable bag of impure whooper swan ptyalism
You fetid tucker bag [Austral] of unsalutary bobolink rags
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