Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude wire basket of defiled ass piss
You gross mortarboard of unsalutary toy terrier fossils
You wearisome pocketbook of malarial passenger pigeon survivals
You sore shoulder bag of indigestible meerkat heaves
You unshapely sugar spoon of cankerous German wire-haired pointer dross
You grisly game bag of tubercular terrapin flatuosity
You unaesthetic demijohn of measly wood frog dregs
You repellent Canterbury of cancerous argusfish holdovers
You troublesome liqueur glass of malign Blenheim spaniel pee
You dire kilderkin of destructive Wessex saddleback sperm
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