Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude press of phthisic gazelle hound secretion
You unappealing trencher of scabietic Syrian bear ca-ca
You hideous cancelli of arthritic cricket dribble
You harrowing bleb of diseased constrictor residue
You hard-visaged vesicle of podagric wheatear wind
You cheerless thermos of malignant Wensleydale exudate
You depressing theca of bilious monitor dejecta
You vexing musette bag of envenomed French bulldog saliva
You malformed kit bag of gouty keeshond slabber
You onerous shot glass of tumorigenic adjutant bird pee
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