Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive Saratoga trunk of toxiferous shoveler pats
You unlikable fifth of innutritious shovelhead catfish odds and ends
You heartrending stoup of toxical kuvasz burp
You defaced buck basket of unvirginal opossum detritus
You uninviting e´tui of diabetic flycatcher dross
You ugly wineskin of unclean Irish water spaniel scum
You heartsickening oil can of diseased whippet waste
You agonizing pouch of carcinogenic Rhodesian ridgeback emesis
You ungainly plate of miasmal white Leghorn squirt
You evil-favored briefcase of injurious sika depositions
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