Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestiferous bag of envenomed sprig vestiges
You troublesome kibble of abandoned thoroughbred flops
You appalling canteen of venenous mealworm smut
You agonizing watering can of hydropic antelope chipmunk excretes
You ill-featured carryall of morbific Abyssinian cat slag
You stinking bunker of arthritic boa constrictor ejection
You obscene piggin of luetic shoveler piss
You distasteful reticule of gangrened flying gurnard spit
You desolating spider of malarial dragonfly dejecta
You loathsome vesicle of rheumatic saber-toothed tiger sperm
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