Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid tablespoon of infectious gnat husks
You plaguey legume of anemic skunk spittle
You grim cardcase of unassimilable field mouse sewerage
You unhandsome brandy snifter of tumorigenic pigeon soot
You ghastly tassie [Brit] of rickety moray eel vestiges
You exhausting packet of phthisic snow bunting hemorrhage
You depressing flacon of unvirginal buffalo carpet beetle scum
You cacophonous double boiler of poisonous tapir exudation
You crude hamper of pathogenic Welsh orts
You sore traveling bag of insalubrious Alsatian excrement
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