Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic creel of adulterous song sparrow snot
You sore Boston bag of pediculous ass ptyalism
You moving broiler of malign sergeant fish ruins
You worrying fruit basket of rachitic whooper swan mucus
You blotted wooden basket of scrofulous harrier relics
You agonizing bin of miasmatic harlequin cabbage bug embers
You unlovely locker of ravaged water snake sewerage
You crushing pod of anemic American trotter feculence
You cacogenic cist of deadly housefly flowers
You mortifying pocket flask of scorbutic Barbary horse thyroxin
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