Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive shoulder bag of unhealthful Belgian sheep dog rheum
You sickening breadbasket of pestilential cheetah deposits
You mournful GI can of toxiferous Angora goat dribble
You onerous plate of palsied Turk vomit
You plaguesome soup bowl of scrofulous pika regurgitation
You horrid bursa of contaminated sucker droppings
You tyrannous patella of colicky hedgehog coprolite
You distressing poke of pediculous horned screamer piddle
You pathetic washtub of epileptic webworm spout
You unsightly rush basket of mortified killdeer fossils
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