Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful scrip [archaic] of podagric webworm ash
You fulsome caster of poisoned red deer spew
You unalluring chest of drawers of carcinogenic boll weevil dung
You pestilential moneybag of wormy jerboa kangaroo orts
You undelicious portmanteau of ulcerated humpback night soil
You sad spider of infected tree frog heaves
You unwelcome porringer of colicky bonefish egestion
You dreadful game bag of morbid yak eccrisis
You atrocious corbeil [archit] of unassimilable swamp rabbit smut
You disconcerting bundle of venomous moccasin remainders
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