Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome follicle of unassimilable lyrebird sewage
You hard-featured bowl of ravaged cockatiel sialagogue
You affecting vanity bag of ulcerated worm snake exudation
You cheerless utricle of unsalutary ant lion barf
You undelicious GI can of pedicular lapwing coprolith
You unbeauteous spider of unhealthy Russian owtchar rubbish
You graceless pericarp of apoplectic shrike husks
You racking chest of drawers of plagued pewit hemorrhage
You ill-favored magazine of pocky tamandua dung
You plaguesome finger bowl of infested Burmese cat ejecta
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