Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish stomach of tubercular aphid sweepings
You galling sleeping bag of mortified codling moth burp
You unattractive chiffonier of unsanitary seal offscourings
You dismaying crock of luetic pangolin relics
You odious vargueno of encephalitic Barred Plymouth Rock drivel
You unaesthetic vasculum of besmirched Corriedale puke
You horrific bedroll of unhygenic Merino elimination
You sickening flower basket of innutritious American quarter horse sediment
You aggravating piggin of unvirginal mako shark barf
You uncomfortable ammunition box of contaminated fulmar diaphoresis
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