Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome vat of miasmal scarab holdovers
You dysphemistic barrel of consumptive suslik grounds
You unsightly tea chest of soiled miniature pinscher spit
You beautiless chest of drawers of unassimilable terrapin traces
You dreadful dipper of toxicant fruit fly ejaculation
You afflictive tray of diseased whiting pus
You grievous bidet of veneniferous snow goose residuua
You pesky pericarp of ratty sardine sialagogue
You irking rucksack of arthritic sea lion depositions
You cacophonic tea urn of anemic Marco Polo's sheep piddle
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