Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome amnion of teeming dipper guano
You dolorous monstrance of paralytic tree squirrel ejection
You monstrous scoop of colicky golden eagle emesis
You horrid honeypot of envenomed toucan alluvia
You execrable spoon of arthritic ephemerid ructation
You overburdensome tassie [Brit] of neuralgic Great Dane pee
You obnoxious jorum of virulent wild ass butts
You scarecrowish flower bowl of gangrened stork salts
You miasmal pipe of measly Durham mucus
You aggravating barracks bag of variolous conger evacuation
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