Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating posnet of pedicular hawkmoth feculence
You oppressive washbasket of infective hummingbird embers
You scarecrowish wire basket of leprous boll weevil flops
You harsh attache´ case of indigestible peregrine falcon evacuation
You unpleasant creamer of rickety cow flatus
You sickening caster of cankerous roe chaff
You unlovely chamber pot of infectious saiga egesta
You heartsickening tucker bag [Austral] of dropsical godwit exudate
You dolorous soupspoon of toxic nutria spew
You ungraced chalice of pleuritic butcher bird crap
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