Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable shelves of tainted Southdown excreta
You gargoylish kit bag of communicable markhor saliva
You unwelcome hopper of loose cotton rat sperm
You evil-looking tassie [Brit] of variolous gyrfalcon sialorrhea
You horrendous bladder of beset sea elephant puke
You monstrous washtub of dropsical Vizsla sweat
You unspeakable basin of destructive cichlid rheum
You excruciating crucible of tumorous newt jakes
You deplorable canister of contaminated bull terrier slaver
You rending soupspoon of neuritic hyena flatuosity
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