Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter ostensorium of podagric leatherback drool
You shapeless flower basket of septic mouse deer belch
You embarrassing lowboy of dropsical teju emission
You unpalatable piggin of loose-moraled zebu dross
You awful gunny of gangrened deer fly flops
You irksome cancelli of malignant flour moth vomition
You depressing carafe of tumorous sheldrake lacrimation
You hideous schooper of poisonous American foxhound sweepings
You affecting hopper of carcinogenic margay urine
You lamentable spider of smirched cougar chips
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