Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable crucible of tabid orangutan night soil
You piteous percolator of phthisic bush baby exudation
You detestable cruet of poisonous milk snake slag
You execrable compote of edematous midwife toad semen
You awkward tub of noxious curculio ejectment
You affecting portfolio of cankered eider dingleberry
You contemptible portmanteau of apoplectic echidna gas
You dismaying flowerpot of noisome musk hog autacoid
You noisome backpack of neuritic alligator snapper precipitates
You uncomfortable liqueur glass of indecent flat-coated retriever dejecta
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