Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome slop pail of defiled carancho holdovers
You crude tallboy of malarial potto rubbish
You abominable carpetbag of veneniferous kit fox excrement
You loathsome chifforobe of tumorous mouflon feces
You gross saccus of incontinent coyote hemorrhage
You aggravating reticule of adulterous gnu goat cinders
You piteous oil can of infested zebra finch autacoid
You unspeakable shoulder bag of unchaste pinworm ejaculation
You wearisome letter file of infective King Charles spaniel embers
You malformed kit of mortified locust slag
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