Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting chest of drawers of anemic bearded lizard pus
You worrisome punch bowl of diabetic goldeneye slabber
You grotesque carafe of pestilential Doberman pinscher flow
You replusive powder box of injurious muskrat scum
You miasmal teapot of scorbutic trout survivals
You irking compact of unwholesome English bulldog salivation
You pestering ark of indigestible fur seal sewage
You repulsive crib of rheumatic Rottweiler refuse
You ill-made clothes hamper of podagric aphid guano
You sharp skep of maculate large white rumps
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