Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful flacon of paralytic drosophila silt
You frightful magnum of debauched Rottweiler offscourings
You unpretty shoulder bag of anemic right whale ash
You dire thermos of malign cockatiel perspiration
You hard-visaged honeypot of rheumatic chinchilla salivation
You ill-shaped cake pan of hypertensive Columbia eccrisis
You unaesthetic musette bag of injurious porgy flatulence
You unsightly press of palsied goat stubble
You provoking caisson of variolous adjutant bird flux
You repellent stein of tubercular flying fox scourings
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