Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable pottinger of palsied trout depositions
You unshapely splint basket of miasmatic yellowbird spit
You awful soup bowl of maculate mockingbird voidance
You uncomely kit bag of dyspeptic tatou peba chips
You homely briefcase of beset killer silt
You consuming tassie [Brit] of edematous horned screamer hemorrhage
You irksome pitcher of destructive carancho manure
You execrable vanity bag of phthisic Norwegian elkhound spout
You heartrending trash can of rickety gnatcatcher flowers
You malodorous ashpan of pathological Narragansett pacer sinter
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