Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky finger bowl of podagric lemming froth
You bitter GI can of infective aberdevine spew
You saddening kibble of cankered dodo leftovers
You troubling socket of unassimilable zebra finch ructation
You heartwounding sewing basket of incontinent teju shavings
You sore jorum of pocky brook trout survivals
You burdensome file folder of neuralgic shipworm husks
You defaced wardrobe of lousy Columbia odds and ends
You spoiled watering can of pestilential podura spout
You unbeauteous caddy of indecent German short-haired pointer feculence
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