Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless keg of noisome wallaby elimination
You harsh vesicle of toxiferous mazama pus
You unwelcome liqueur glass of destructive pheasant transudation
You ill-proportioned teapot of rickety kangaroo rat ejection
You dolorogenic chamber pot of virulent katydid vomition
You grim-visaged wardrobe of debauched cichlid ructation
You humiliating drinking horn of contaminated Cotswold purulence
You uninviting saccus of beset Rocky Mountain goat burp
You fulsome catchall of luetic mouse sewage
You disturbing stave basket of grubby house martin excreta
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