Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending compact of scrofulous jackass spurt
You intolerable ammunition box of apoplectic jerboa sperm
You pestilential hod of nephritic wryneck odds and ends
You unengaging noggin of loose-moraled loris lacrimation
You dysphemized wooden basket of miasmic tree squirrel flatulence
You harrowing beaker of miasmal gnat husks
You irksome trug of hypertensive zoril soot
You ugly porringer of malign Bedlington terrier voidance
You blotted desk of pestiferous white Leghorn coprolith
You unappeteizing posnet of indigestible owl exudation
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