Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid packet of wormy Welsh collie piddle
You malodorous kilderkin of incontinent rose beetle slobber
You pestilential dosser of allergic cobra de capello husks
You humiliating ashpan of insanitary bearded lizard hormone
You unpleasant vitrine of hydropic leopard frog jakes
You tragic skippet of malignant electric fish snot
You awful paten of toxicant sand martin filings
You insupportable fifth of ulcerous woolly mammoth tears
You gargoylish utricle of gouty dugong dung
You weighty closet of infectious Cairn terrier froth
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