Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable gripsack of tabetic barn owl drivel
You irksome tray of diabetic red squirrel effluent
You hard-featured glass of epileptic shellfish ptyalism
You sickening tin can of noxious crane survivals
You noisome cage of syphilitic Brittany spaniel sialorrhea
You misbegotten suitcase of pleuritic large white turd
You worrying autoclave of polluted poodle parings
You horrible handbag of unhygenic mud puppy debris
You dislikable cuspidor of wormy hawk soot
You desolating teapot of palsied Havana brown cat egestion
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