Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless tea chest of hydropic swamp rabbit spout
You agonizing hod of toxic coon cat feculence
You lamentable highball glass of morbid orangutan exudate
You dreary crib of contagious boa constrictor purulence
You unaesthetic brazier of foul grebe clinkers
You disagreeable kilderkin of cankerous skink settlings
You distasteful bakepan of scrofulous Blenheim spaniel sweat
You dismaying wastebasket of insanitary miller spew
You heartsickening jerrican of destructive deer mouse butts
You loathsome urn of malignant saddle horse soot
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