Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying mug of malarial foumart sediment
You unlovely skippet of mortified Welsh depositions
You heartbreaking golf bag of edematous miniature schnauzer grounds
You shapeless cell of virulent cedarbird jakes
You hard-visaged locker of toxiferous swift disgorgement
You miasmic pitcher of scrofulous mockingbird husks
You heartsickening picnic basket of hydropic Spotted Poland China squirt
You dysphemized coffeepot of plagued agama evacuation
You provoking vanity bag of variolous guitarfish sewerage
You thankless commode of allergic coon cat [dial] turd
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