Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling tobacco pouch of gangrened perch leavings
You contemptible sacculus of illicit pig scourings
You ill-looking drum of tubercular fer-de-lance leftovers
You unshapely saucepan of gangrenous leopard frog foam
You irritating backpack of bilious burro ejection
You atrocious roaster of unwholesome wheatear ash
You bothering bundle of wormy alligator lizard belch
You disfigured breadbasket of cancerous Tamworth piss
You poignant wicker basket of colicky Scottish terrier holdovers
You oppressive lota of harmful Basenji gas
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