Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate firkin of incontinent Corriedale ejecta
You horrific barrel of rickety komondor sewerage
You base cist of phthisic middle white salivation
You pitiable portmanteau of toxical gallinule flatulence
You afflictive ditty bag of indigestible curlew purulence
You shapeless jar of cankerous King Charles spaniel leftovers
You unenjoyable cage of neuralgic fool duck sinter
You dreary desk of gouty sea bass residuua
You pesky till of apoplectic sidewinder evacuation
You obnoxious jug of poisonous jabalina soot
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