Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely reed basket of ratty goldfinch alluvia
You unhandsome stewpan of gangrened crossbill clinkers
You cacophonous canister of rickety swine grounds
You aggravating chest of poisoned springer spaniel pee
You crude ditty bag of unsalutary speckled trout flowers
You revolting plate of pocky English springer spaniel soot
You unaesthetic caldron of hypertensive blackfish holdovers
You irritating calabash of adulterous bassarisk urine
You fulsome sewing basket of unhygenic agouti flux
You distressing drinking horn of toxic rat semen
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