Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable musk bag of hydropic Rottweiler piddle
You sickening water butt of lousy rainbow trout piss
You disagreeable ashtray of wormy spitz clinkers
You heavy vitrine of morbific lion-tailed monkey filings
You evil-looking coffeepot of sullied mourning dove sialagogue
You woebegone locker box of wanton cat moraine
You contemptible drinking horn of insanitary flatfish tears
You ghastly compact of pathological tussah holdovers
You hard-visaged biggin of abandoned coon cat coprolite
You woeful boiler of noxious fox expulsion
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