Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable till of scorbutic greylag goose exudate
You grinding holdall of rickety Charbray dross
You moving bladder of pestiferous timber wolf shit
You shapeless caldron of poisonous Irish setter egesta
You unenjoyable spittoon of pathological barn swallow orts
You irksome saucer of defiled bunting flux
You galling catch basin of tabid catfish precipitates
You distasteful skillet of malarial coon emesis
You despicable sleeping bag of tubercular rhinoceros dribble
You ignoble pannier of adulterous conger slabber
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