Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic money box of smirched creeper voidance
You afflicting boiler of innutritious Blackburnian warbler crap
You frightful gallipot of poisonous bettong guano
You shocking milk pail of wanton oryx piddle
You repugnant garbage can of impure archerfish sialagogue
You marred stave basket of laryngitic frog refuse
You unpretty Canterbury of polluted chigoe scoria
You scarecrowish kettle of loose Ryeland froth
You touching gunny of allergic tamandua pus
You dreadful coffeepot of morbific otter sewage
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