Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy filing box of beset tit flatulence
You wearisome closet of neuralgic hawksbill turtle night soil
You unspeakable rundlet of rachitic flying squirrel extravasation
You hideous scrotum of gangrened German coach horse ejecta
You piteous loculus of harmful aardvark foam
You saddening stewpan of consumptive baleen whale regurgitation
You uncomfortable honeypot of deadly alligator snapper sperm
You unalluring jigger of diseased crocodile filings
You dreary cuspidor of veneniferous king cobra shit
You dismal footlocker of miasmal yellowhammer egestion
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