Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious pouch of hypertensive Welsh springer spaniel salivation
You uncomfortable sitzbath of smirched Faverolle crap
You onerous pillbox of debauched Holstein excreta
You ill-shaped goblet of pneumonic sambar debris
You dreary holdall of pedicular giant bass vestiges
You undelicious keg of podagric balloonfish puke
You worrying cyathus of plagued French bulldog perspiration
You sickening trunk of palsied ling fossils
You dislikable vase of innutritious salmon trout gas
You fulsome dosser of morbid stone fly turd
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