Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp satchel of lousy Turkish cat smut
You ghastly teapot of polluted leopard cat jakes
You unpretty noggin of foul guanaco flowers
You overburdensome clothes hamper of rheumatic wood frog scum
You horrible bursa of infectious ray shit
You uncomely pack sack of wormy elephant exudation
You lamentable glass of phthisic jaguarundi guano
You regrettable caddie bag of scrofulous lamprey odds and ends
You disgusting flower basket of ulcerated mara depositions
You pestiferous palette of toxic hackee diaphoresis
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