Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative Saratoga trunk of beset gar tears
You odious wineglass of maculate wood duck dejecta
You rueful portmanteau of unvirginal Norfolk spaniel flux
You marred budget [dial] of malignant toucan spit
You unbeautiful golf bag of illicit hyrax foam
You untasteful ashtray of insanitary woodworm cinders
You torturous desk of lousy alpaca slabber
You deplorable wastepaper basket of carcinogenic Rock shavings
You overburdensome shovel of edematous caddis fly urine
You dysphemistic jerrican of pocky Houdan grounds
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