Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly pack sack of indecent tiger droppings
You troubling bowl of variolar elkhound soot
You woebegone drawer of pocky cougar scourings
You heartwounding brandy snifter of defiled song thrush silt
You comfortless holster of venerate ricebird extrusion
You ungraceful picnic basket of toxiferous chimaera effusion
You vile scrip [archaic] of dyspeptic sea dog puke
You rotten pocketbook of noxious blackhead Persian salts
You unbeautiful spatula of unhealthful turtle shavings
You rebarbative sarcophagus of toxical ray effluent
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