Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid terrine of infective carcajou jakes
You insupportable washbasin of venomous bank swallow flatuosity
You pestiferous catchall of wanton Welsh collie evacuation
You despicable caster of measly ant lion clinkers
You unhandsome sideboard of tabid lammergeier orts
You monstrous bread pan of illicit guillemot guano
You pesky bakepan of carcinogenic starling pats
You rueful budget [dial] of unassimilable wood pigeon salivation
You grinding ashtray of cankerous Arctic hare leavings
You contemptible stoup of indigestible musk-ox scum
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