Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing labis [eccl] of venomous middle white ends
You affecting bladder of colicky American trotter spout
You sad eggcup of pediculous anoa scourings
You rending holster of malign godwit diaphoresis
You unsightly fistula of loose-moraled walleye sweat
You defaced tablespoon of miasmal lung fish turd
You disfigured davenport of miasmic bullfrog emission
You heartrending rack of deadly Charolais debris
You execrable jug of peccant silky terrier dross
You onerous gourd of ratty shiner scoria
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