Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending glass of pocky quetzal evacuation
You unenjoyable wineglass of veneniferous horned rattlesnake coprolite
You unpleasing jug of cankerous affenpinscher remains
You execrable cream pitcher of dyspeptic Persian cat depositions
You distasteful piggin of rheumatic tree squirrel emission
You offensive gunny of toxic Japanese spaniel thyroxin
You repulsive piepan of toxical parakeet scum
You irritating skep of unchaste capybara burp
You torturous messkit of gangrened potato bug sweat
You troubling fistula of defiled Bouvier des Flandres disgorgement
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