Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish holdall of pestiferous monitor slag
You vile moneybag of cancerous horned viper pee
You obscene punnet of malarial purple martin settlings
You terrible shelves of maculate black game extravasation
You teratic hutch of tainted Scottish deerhound ructation
You uncomely trug of measly white giant squirt
You distressful warming pan of morbid red squirrel moraine
You disturbing knapsack of unchaste sea horse stumps
You irksome cuspidor of infected python ends
You execrable bassinet of contagious chigoe remnants
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