Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking washbasin of encephalitic wolverine drool
You unpretty sugar bowl of miasmatic stinkbug ejection
You piteous fruit basket of beset donkey eccrisis
You ill-made casserole of epileptic midge ructation
You unpleasing lowboy of mortified bee sialorrhea
You revolting goblet of adulterous dugong dung
You vexatious crate of phthisic squid excretes
You teratic skep of incontinent Shire droppings
You dire trug of pleuritic Barbary horse voidance
You pestilent kit bag of smirched grayling scum
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