Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant tea chest of soiled Welsh grounds
You unshapely drinking cup of tubercular koodoo stumps
You woeful valise of insalubrious coati semen
You objectionable cistern of virulent Cape buffalo residuua
You ill-shaped shelves of pathogenic eagle drivel
You heavy ashtray of injurious mayfly droppings
You blotted bakepan of encephalitic sea gull leftovers
You dysphemized lota of infective purple martin alluvia
You unattractive jar of pedicular kangaroo mouse crap
You lamentable flasket of unhealthful English cocker spaniel ejecta
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