Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing sewing basket of freeloving malamute dribble
You ill-made mazer of rheumatic black Minorca dingleberry
You horrible percolator of impure eagle remains
You harsh schooner of miasmal snowbird flow
You terrible trash can of tainted mazama saliva
You dislikable pannier of nephritic anoa leftovers
You wearing ashpan of besmirched permit egesta
You racking bunker of teeming weevil diaphoresis
You uncomfortable rundlet of pedicular perch shit
You sore barracks bag of deadly barn door skate salivation
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