Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive skillet of podagric stag beetle regurgitation
You mortifying ventricle of infectious Dorset Down foam
You ungraced kilderkin of pediculous cockchafer wind
You misproportioned suitcase of colicky King Charles spaniel sewerage
You harsh cyst of illicit takin offscourings
You undelicious spittoon of insanitary shipworm drool
You mephitic pocketbook of rachitic squid vestiges
You ill-featured flight bag of injurious shiner ptyalism
You oppressive barrel of infective Suffolk smut
You unpalatable sinus of lousy starling voidance
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