Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome scyphus of scrofulous oont [India] ejection
You awkward oil can of rachitic goose silt
You joyless pannier of miasmatic wren expectoration
You graceless cancelli of rheumatic house finch semen
You disgusting canteen of epileptic leafhopper shit
You sour kitchen boiler of gouty nuthatch flatuosity
You bitter cedar chest of ravaged cone-nose scoria
You saddening potty of hypertensive Croton bug salts
You aggravating ventricle of arthritic cutthroat trout excreta
You grim-visaged wardrobe of neuritic Lippizaner stool
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