Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating vial of wormy aardvark waste
You base picnic basket of colicky rattlesnake vomit
You unhandsome musette bag of phthisic hackee piddle
You sharp haversack of insalubrious swan goose spittle
You mournful cell of contaminated Bedlington terrier tears
You oppressive breadbasket of deadly ring ouzel jet
You blemished legume of dropsical West Highland white terrier pee
You mortifying packing box of tainted white fox emission
You beastly bunker of tubercular Abyssinian cat residue
You dismal pocketcase of gouty wheatear chaff
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