Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome pottinger of miasmal milk snake emission
You disagreeable percolator of beset leatherback settlings
You ill-made crate of pestilential capuchin residue
You displeasing sheath of allergic sea cow vomition
You intolerable saccus of edematous Burmese cat extravasation
You crude jardiniere of cankerous hamadryad slabber
You ungraced compact of injurious peregrine falcon ejectment
You onerous ashpan of envenomed hangbird debris
You mephitic golf bag of leprous chafer grounds
You joyless ark of loose water buffalo exudate
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