Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful holster of soiled chub squirt
You ignoble golf bag of diseased teredo holdovers
You sorrowful haversack of ulcerated mara vomition
You ill-featured pipkin of insanitary hawk defecation
You rebarbative saddlebag of poisoned sea dog rumps
You onerous sack of ulcerous pipit ash
You beastly spatula of innutritious American foxhound crap
You dysphemistic marsupium of mortified black snake leftovers
You grotesque hip bath of toxic night-heron depositions
You homely secretary of destructive schnauzer spittle
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