Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified locker box of gangrenous armyworm defecation
You shapeless pocketbook of unassimilable viper exudation
You dire caldron of ravaged sea urchin excreta
You unappealing till of noisome ring-tailed cat stool
You atrocious ashpan of unchaste burro autacoid
You base sink of chlorotic sheep leavings
You disconcerting tyg of tumorous Barbary horse scoria
You ill-favored flacon of injurious harlequin snake gas
You unspeakable pottinger of scabietic butterfish sperm
You pesky harness cask of wormy nematode secretion
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