Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled cannikin of colicky killdeer draff
You revolting loving cup of virulent shad fly residue
You frightful porringer of harmful flounder residuua
You discomforting billy of infected doctor fish emesis
You hard-visaged marsupium of phthisic hobby stubble
You ungraceful clothesbasket of tubercular gray wolf perspiration
You touching washbasin of toxiferous sardine thyroxin
You heinous vase of dyspeptic field mouse parings
You mephitic liqueur glass of besmirched Norwegian elkhound remainders
You undelectable wastepaper basket of malarial tomato worm secretion
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