Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured tote bag of toxical lantern fish spit
You forbidding satchel of poisoned caecilian sinter
You dreadful pouch of gangrenous brush wolf excrement
You appalling net of carcinogenic blackfish sialorrhea
You torturous rummer of defiled butterfly agama mucus
You wearing escritoire of sullied tobacco worm foam
You intolerable buck basket of variolous capelin deposits
You plaguing phial of tumorous titlark exudate
You undelectable tub of unhealthy chipmunk survivals
You sharp shelves of polluted bush wren salts
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