Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific canteen of gangrened elkhound flux
You sharp caisson of deadly Langshan stubble
You mephitic decanter of arthritic gray wolf remains
You consuming vanity bag of contagious mud puppy parings
You ghastly coffeepot of septic West Highland white terrier semen
You wearing soup bowl of syphilitic egret dregs
You detestable sewing basket of impure Rock Cornish jakes
You ill-shaped fruit basket of venerate cuckoo traces
You dreary reticule of peccant tope rheum
You despicable keg of debauched hangbird night soil
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