Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble kibble of leprous meadow mouse dingleberry
You undesirable chifforobe of cankerous thrips crap
You cacophonic keg of dyspeptic hummingbird turd
You tormenting flowerpot of pathogenic turkey buzzard autacoid
You ugly kilderkin of indigestible redfin extravasation
You ungraced billy of syphilitic mantis spit
You untasteful punch bowl of ulcerous Rex cat coprolith
You agonizing dinner pail of ravaged wild duck vomition
You baneful vacuum bottle of gangrened Angora cat excrement
You horrid tassie [Brit] of freeloving Old English sheep dog discharge
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