Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless flight bag of bilious blue Orpington slag
You unsightly ashcan of lousy baboon manure
You embarrassing coaster of carcinogenic toy poodle hemorrhage
You unalluring stave basket of freeloving Hamburg moraine
You saddening pod of hypertensive midwife toad flowers
You monstrous pail of tabetic mountain sheep draff
You lamentable gourd of deadly tuna silt
You overburdensome pony of leprous bettong residuua
You disgusting warming pan of measly alligator filings
You repellent noggin of unclean Scottish blackface foam
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