Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable eggcup of unvirginal bream offscourings
You pathetic creamer of tabetic wasp rheum
You terrible packing box of grubby sable dung
You evil-favored brazier of measly karakul flops
You spoiled coffer of venomous sable antelope remnants
You despicable traveling bag of carcinogenic gadfly orts
You wearying stoup of unclean lizard smut
You tragic bindle of dropsical Shetland feculence
You obscene teaspoon of sullied caribou tears
You revolting spoon of pocky flounder scraps
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