Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross calabash of unhealthy skunk bear effusion
You ill-shaped cist of abandoned pike snot
You replusive teapot of palsied scarlet tanager ends
You mephitic jardiniere of foul sow bug voidance
You vile picnic basket of variolous Welsh vestiges
You evil-looking cereal bowl of communicable Havana brown cat rags
You insupportable schooner of infectious teredo secretion
You uglified warming pan of gouty cedar waxwing evacuation
You abominable bathtub of beset linnet lacrimation
You fulsome grip of insalubrious Cochin waste
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