Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly catch basin of noxious sow bug ejectamenta
You aggravating soupspoon of unhygenic Abyssinian cat spurt
You crushing cake pan of unchaste aberdevine piddle
You crude whatnot of tumorigenic pill bug flow
You awkward caddy of sullied black game stumps
You beautiless locker of abandoned cisco tears
You distressing shovel of gangrened spaniel ends
You fetid hip bath of toxic tree shrew manure
You intolerable Saratoga trunk of malarial English foxhound vomit
You depressing tray of laryngitic baldpate semen
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