Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy quiver of indigestible civet cat chaff
You grisly boodle bag of unsalutary basset shit
You irking patella of luetic ibex extrusion
You crude piepan of noisome schipperke relics
You tormenting satchel of rickety mockingbird urine
You saddening percolator of contagious blackhead Persian purulence
You hard-visaged GI can of pestilential tatou peba ejection
You painful duffel bag of polluted cockatiel scum
You repellent caisson of scrofulous armadillo salts
You excruciating seedcase of toxic meerkat spit
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