Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible kibble of infected amber jack traces
You malodorous bakepan of besmirched binturong relics
You teasing housewife of measly beluga odds and ends
You fulsome demijohn of gangrenous king snake stubble
You grievous escritoire of nephritic bushtit droppings
You ill-made tray of illicit wood pigeon waste
You unshapely sack of carcinogenic cricket ejectment
You grim sarcophagus of sullied miller's-thumb urine
You dolorogenic ashtray of ratty basking shark effluent
You troublesome casket of noxious Dandie Dinmont terrier spew
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