Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating carpetbag of veneniferous snow bunting dung
You dysphemistic brazier of miasmic mavis gas
You importunate wooden basket of consumptive katydid shavings
You shapeless rucksack of pediculous silkworm scum
You unspeakable reed basket of pleuritic eland shit
You plaguey jigger of abandoned bobcat guano
You cacophonous tray of phthisic shepherd dog rheum
You grim sink of malarial lakeland terrier froth
You abominable holdall of injurious alligator snapper butts
You despicable dessert spoon of hypertensive Samoyed ejectment
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