Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful washbasin of destructive Siberian husky tears
You horrid billfold of colicky mealybug scoria
You ugly drinking cup of polluted wolfhound rags
You teasing chest of drawers of rickety roach evacuation
You thankless hamper of unhealthy mockingbird remainders
You intolerable hutch of pestilential German coach horse silt
You pestilential flasket of anemic guinea pig barf
You insupportable piepan of defiled flying lemur slobber
You unshapely musette bag of infested mountain gorilla ejecta
You uncomely jar of envenomed bluegill manure
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