Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent legume of measly pheasant sweepings
You troublesome ashpan of insanitary coonhound husks
You pestilential holster of sullied Jersey flops
You vexing plate of abandoned husky waste
You grievous bucket of pathological dragon fish lacrimation
You importunate coffee cup of incontinent blue shark squirt
You unendurable ditty bag of innutritious Arctic fox detritus
You evil-favored spoon of bilious ermine mucus
You sore pocketcase of toxical crappie spout
You mephitic dustpan of insalubrious bullhead spew
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