Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative billy of anemic marlin depositions
You rueful hamper of noxious middle white ends
You unpalatable moneybag of laryngitic musk deer discharge
You plaguesome ventricle of poisonous blue Orpington vomition
You ill-looking canister of destructive viper ejection
You inelegant coffee urn of infective ladybug egestion
You bitter teapot of scabietic vireo flatuosity
You terrible highball glass of chlorotic Mexican hairless debris
You unenjoyable seedcase of toxicant cotton rat ejecta
You gross horn of infected kissing bug coprolith
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