Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting butt of arthritic Rottweiler drool
You afflictive grip of poisonous cow egesta
You vile sac of phthisic Sussex spaniel spittle
You nasty tablespoon of unsalutary greylag goose foam
You exasperating holdall of deadly cushat [Scot] grounds
You depressive flasket of infested barracuda leavings
You grim-faced coffer of hydropic hartebeest offscourings
You grim amnion of edematous alligator lizard scoria
You ill-featured saucer of rickety scorpion fly disgorgement
You humiliating wardrobe of cankerous pine mouse depositions
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