Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome teaspoon of pestilential billbug precipitates
You humiliating pack sack of syphilitic pigeon hawk defecation
You ghastly ashcan of cankered grouse evacuation
You sad sack of defiled tiger moth holdovers
You objectionable attache´ case of malign crake eccrisis
You evil-looking jerrican of lousy magpie moraine
You bleak theca of grubby Leicester ejectamenta
You weighty bleb of paralytic harbor seal coprolith
You onerous tassie [Brit] of gangrened black snake BO
You revolting footlocker of measly guinea pig piss
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