Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous trough of epileptic shellfish husks
You onerous reticule of toxic sea elephant jet
You uninviting catchall of pathological shipworm puke
You terrible shoulder bag of allergic bee fly transudation
You abhorrent shell of malign raccoon voidance
You unappeteizing chiffonier of veneniferous Chinook salmon salivation
You appalling spoon of polluted sheep ends
You detestable moneybag of debauched Scottish deerhound egesta
You poignant sack of pneumonic Great Pyrenees flow
You dire spider of unhealthful babirusa silt
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