Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful magazine of malarial peccary residue
You sad skippet of syphilitic mealybug leavings
You pesky thermos of neuritic pug excreta
You ugly scuttle of pestilential auk excretes
You oppressive wire basket of miasmal cedarbird ptyalism
You abhorrent cabinet of poisonous sand lizard sialorrhea
You obnoxious hod of sullied porbeagle debris
You ungainly purse of smirched stickleback settlings
You dismal ditty bag of insanitary fool duck traces
You untasteful milk pail of edematous chickaree ca-ca
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