Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic liqueur glass of tubercular Labrador retriever flops
You worrisome caddy of beset leatherback moraine
You dysphemistic percolator of innutritious squirrel vestiges
You dreadful tun of pestilential Orpington sperm
You inelegant calyx of maculate Audubon's warbler dingleberry
You dolorous piepan of rheumatic wood owl eructation
You misbegotten casserole of hypertensive gnat soot
You tragic urn of plagued sapsucker waste
You gargoylish bakepan of unhygenic sage grouse dung
You touching vitrine of pleuritic rhinoceros excretion
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