Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable cake pan of unhygenic Siberian husky feculence
You cheerless tinderbox of polluted pelican dung
You miasmal mussuk of tabetic pointer flowers
You unenjoyable compact of cankerous nematode exudate
You obscene cancelli of neuritic waterbuck filings
You harsh pouch of noxious krait vestiges
You contemptible air bladder of morbid Kodiak bear vomition
You horrendous crate of wormy cat lacrimation
You torturous bowl of toxic marlin coprolite
You plaguey gripsack of freeloving deer tiger diaphoresis
https://cheswick.com/insult