Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing cistern of cankered parrot effluent
You atrocious gallbladder of malarial tatou peba ejectamenta
You pestering sack of miasmal Cecropia moth sweepings
You desolating broiler of pneumonic reedbird excretion
You dislikable compote of ratty anteater draff
You sorrowful golf bag of miasmic goldeneye vestiges
You tragic brandy snifter of virulent chicken hawk defecation
You distressing caisson of incontinent false map turtle clinkers
You shocking mug of insalubrious scarlet tanager transudation
You wearisome bread pan of ulcerous wapiti vomit
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