Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable hogshead of paralytic cobia barf
You grim chalice of communicable wildcat snot
You unengaging housewife of unvirginal electric fish leftovers
You ill-favored mortar of cancerous pike perch night soil
You tiresome frying pan of leprous sailfish egestion
You excruciating tun of noxious moa cinders
You unpretty canister of rachitic ferret diaphoresis
You disgusting sink of tabetic Yorkshire terrier remnants
You evil-looking bud vase of miasmatic mealworm refuse
You grim-faced flasket of carcinogenic loggerhead expulsion
https://cheswick.com/insult