Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful trough of impure bandicoot remnants
You ungraceful creamer of grubby camel feculence
You dolorogenic file folder of scabietic yellowhammer purulence
You despicable kitchen boiler of ravaged French coach horse debris
You tormenting gallipot of cankered sage grouse remains
You excruciating sinus of podagric Bactrian camel saliva
You baneful shelf of scorbutic serval coprolite
You dysphemistic tankard of unhealthy wombat disgorgement
You sour barracks bag of cancerous Clydesdale terrier emesis
You irking crate of miasmic titlark ejectamenta
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