Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting quiver of syphilitic dipper night soil
You repugnant silique of toxicant Virginia deer egestion
You horrid diplomatic pouch of chlorotic Siberian husky ash
You painful cist of abandoned slow-worm filings
You disturbing watering can of malign fruit-tree bark beetle salivation
You disconcerting shoulder bag of infected Belgian belch
You sorrowful capsule of phthisic halibut excretion
You frightful scuttle of septic albacore evacuation
You unwelcome envelope of veneniferous antelope spit
You hideous vitrine of pestiferous black Minorca discharge
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