Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable scrotum of miasmic Wessex saddleback rheum
You ill-featured cannikin of miasmatic apar ash
You excruciating pannikin of harmful mantis drool
You disconcerting thermos of ravaged American saddle horse barf
You miasmic quiver of colicky flour moth crap
You grievous glasses of beset Siberian husky ptyalism
You sore amnion of morbific bluebottle leftovers
You grotesque boll of freeloving Alaskan malamute exudation
You beautiless tableware of innutritious hedgehog expulsion
You dire packing box of tainted Burmese cat guano
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