Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious puncheon of lousy sika sweat
You unlovely mail pouch of debauched kiang slobber
You uncomely frail of tainted lamprey sweepings
You ill-looking carton of miasmic osprey sputum
You intolerable messkit of unsanitary tortoise spurt
You heavy cardcase of ulcerated timber wolf ordure
You teasing sacculus of allergic meadow mouse snot
You ugly bidet of tabetic pine snake sperm
You irksome rundlet of septic otter semen
You obscene ditty bag of leprous marmot debris
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