Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross drinking horn of freeloving blue jay ejecta
You nauseating cannikin of chlorotic blue shark sinter
You unengaging tub of dyspeptic fly-catching warbler dregs
You horrific hopper of wormy poodle defecation
You torturous teakettle of maculate wild boar coprolith
You pestilent stoup of tabetic chewink shavings
You loathsome jigger of rheumatic barbel flowers
You horrendous sauce boat of septic snow goose gas
You grim-faced sound of injurious spectacled cobra sweat
You unshapely net of ulcerous tomato worm effluent
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