Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating rucksack of rheumatic Airedale rumps
You grisly vacuum bottle of gangrenous nightingale stumps
You fetid tray of palsied Belgian hare feces
You deplorable loving cup of noisome bittern excreta
You harrowing palette of rachitic horned rattlesnake effluent
You comfortless jardiniere of unchaste flickertail detritus
You unpleasant hatbox of variolar armadillo offscourings
You distressing kit of unhealthy Labrador retriever lacrimation
You woebegone basin of illicit Afghan hound ejectment
You sad sinus of dyspeptic crustacean precipitates
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