Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome reliquary of cancerous rat ends
You graceless boodle bag of diseased storm petrel spit
You marred jar of debauched pelican waste
You hard-favored compact of wormy opossum secretion
You ugly keg of indecent crane effusion
You grisly sound of tubercular muskrat spew
You objectionable calabash of cankerous cinnamon bear chips
You obscene utricle of unwholesome tarpon spittle
You tiresome knapsack of infected Mangalitza gas
You sickening dessert spoon of venerate mountain lion vestiges
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