Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome pericarp of syphilitic palomino clinkers
You unbeauteous scabbard of mortified whitefish feces
You discomforting lota of unhealthful saki residuua
You hideous brazier of foul elkhound barf
You dislikable satchel of noisome giant bass holdovers
You dysphemized udder of miasmic rat salivation
You unpleasant powder box of poisonous pronghorn shavings
You execrable vanity bag of incontinent boa dejecta
You grim-faced pack sack of tumorous goatfish diaphoresis
You irritating wallet of infected bonnet monkey remains
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