Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating dessert spoon of virulent teredo guano
You tyrannous holster of malarial grebe ca-ca
You base punnet of plagued mole cricket ejection
You bitter seedcase of gangrened Minorca flow
You disagreeable tumbler of arthritic zoril excrement
You shapeless mortar of unhealthful marlin remnants
You dreary ashtray of contagious drum chaff
You evil-looking boll of ulcerated cheetah night soil
You repelling saccule of wormy milk snake ejectment
You heartwounding water butt of cankered Brown Swiss spittle
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