Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent platter of unhealthful stoat vomition
You embarrassing noggin of bilious seal ejaculation
You teratic flask of paralytic catbird hemorrhage
You grievous rucksack of unhygenic urus rags
You ungraced kit bag of poisoned zebu shit
You homely breaker of cankered American trotter flatulence
You wearying drum of unhealthy martin husks
You ungainly coffin of arthritic jigger rheum
You miasmal tea chest of variolous flying phalanger rumps
You bleak bursa of communicable Pekingese perspiration
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