Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating soupspoon of noxious merganser settlings
You defaced caddy of diabetic albatross residue
You wearing coal scuttle of bilious bullfrog orts
You ugly housewife of contagious sea duck discharge
You distressing silique of colicky fitch excretion
You disfigured coaster of sullied brook trout extrusion
You abominable cedar chest of neuritic mule deer flow
You irritating packet of pediculous bullfinch disgorgement
You pestiferous clothes hamper of maculate dove ptyalism
You unhandsome whatnot of venomous teju excrement
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