Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful game bag of besmirched kingfisher night soil
You overburdensome reed basket of noxious Landrace ruins
You irking dessert spoon of toxiferous kea flowers
You inelegant percolator of infested silver fox wind
You mournful grip of unchaste hangbird barf
You ill-shaped calabash of polluted whippoorwill flops
You awkward gallipot of consumptive Archangel cat odds and ends
You vile double boiler of infected Appaloosa effluent
You clumsy backpack of noisome anchovy sialagogue
You ungainly gripsack of abandoned lakeland terrier flatulence
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