Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring schoolbag of freeloving oriole puke
You mortifying sinus of deadly Welsh corgi vomit
You plaguesome horn of apoplectic chat salivation
You foul pipe of infective possum flatus
You misshapen vargueno of malignant coonhound crap
You ill-looking musette bag of palsied musk-ox remnants
You dismaying dustpan of insalubrious brown thrasher remainders
You base hipflask of hypertensive puff adder lacrimation
You terrible press of defiled Belgian hare rheum
You beastly gallbladder of loose-moraled ocelot sweepings
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