Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous brandy snifter of toxical night-heron disgorgement
You weighty fruit basket of scrofulous humpback residuua
You intolerable pipkin of infected German coach horse chaff
You plaguey plate of freeloving chaffinch snot
You dolorogenic flagon of pocky armyworm orts
You sharp teaspoon of tubercular skink ash
You unsavory autoclave of pathological pine snake vestiges
You grotesque urn of sullied Shorthorn belch
You ill-proportioned porringer of gangrened Lincoln Red chips
You teasing commode of cancerous gazelle hound eructation
https://cheswick.com/insult