Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble reed basket of indecent cat squirrel dross
You beastly salad bowl of infected grebe stool
You execrable stomach of venenous baleen whale sperm
You ungainly vacuum bottle of pneumonic Barbary ape excretion
You horrific spade of pocky diamondback gas
You graceless canister of arthritic wren-tit moraine
You dire cellaret of contagious lapwing spurt
You cacophonic vat of infective ice bear snot
You hard-featured mug of neuralgic oryx waste
You excruciating cuspidor of septic sergeant fish offscourings
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