Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful carpetbag of loose-moraled miniature pinscher leavings
You distressful GI can of carcinogenic porbeagle piss
You comfortless flower bowl of pestilential snowshoe rabbit discharge
You deformed Canterbury of cancerous wild pig moraine
You intolerable mortar of communicable shiner saliva
You defaced goblet of tabetic yellowhammer dingleberry
You hard-visaged hogshead of soiled jennet turd
You ghastly pannier of arthritic anchovy stubble
You repulsive carton of apoplectic Archangel cat ptyalism
You harsh powder box of leprous merganser excrement
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