Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome kit bag of toxical bandicoot flatus
You homely glass of noxious giraffe sinter
You harassing billfold of grubby prairie fox salivation
You nauseating cabinet of noisome sea horse semen
You hideous spoon of unclean bunting sialagogue
You unspeakable patella of colicky bollworm transudation
You awkward pony of toxiferous hackney pony saliva
You miasmic tyg of tabid ricebird coprolite
You grim-faced bud vase of tainted whooper swan guano
You troublesome jug of cankered blind snake scum
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