Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You racking ark of toxiferous bobcat BO
You deformed musk bag of debauched onager feces
You heartsickening highboy of gangrenous bee fly refuse
You undelicious dispatch box of malarial earwig ejectment
You noisome double boiler of gouty mealworm vomit
You mortifying magazine of tainted ant bear flatus
You rending pail of unhygenic wood pigeon thyroxin
You dreadful saddlebag of unvirginal spectacled cobra survivals
You evil-looking flasket of pleuritic sawfly fart
You noxious clothes hamper of consumptive angwantibo ruins
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