Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky attache´ case of adulterous Cheshire urine
You grotesque fistula of luetic coati dejecta
You ill-made cigarette case of cankerous stilt belch
You unbeauteous coffin of poisoned macaque chaff
You exasperating tray of plagued imperial mammoth flatuosity
You pestilent fruit basket of unhealthy dromedary clinkers
You dismal can of incontinent whooper swan froth
You sharp dish of mortified barn owl feces
You detestable garbage can of encephalitic painter [S US] scum
You dislikable shell of pneumonic Romanov cinders
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