Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring golf bag of poisonous kiwi fart
You repelling mug of gangrened elm leaf beetle ejaculation
You untasteful cyathus of innutritious Maltese exudation
You weighty pocketbook of ravaged deer mouse stool
You unpalatable whatnot of variolar karakul remains
You touching follicle of pestiferous peregrine falcon flatuosity
You ungraceful ashcan of podagric jaguarundi deposits
You ungraced keg of miasmal tapeworm piss
You spoiled bundle of anemic python settlings
You dreary bowl of lousy marten tears
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