Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive skippet of insalubrious Airedale heaves
You mortifying creel of podagric cedar waxwing dejecta
You lamentable washbasket of variolar tragopan semen
You fulsome coffin of unvirginal bird of paradise rumps
You horrendous tun of allergic pickerel mucus
You bleak ewer of scorbutic Dorset Down deposits
You clumsy eggcup of beset deer traces
You worrying barracks bag of luetic egret eruption
You awkward pillbox of unhealthy mantis dross
You ungraced kibble of ulcerated Welsh terrier hormone
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