Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic sewing basket of tabid lapin barf
You consuming glass of unhygenic flickertail salivation
You humiliating shelves of defiled herring spittle
You unendurable urn of besmirched black cat purulence
You blotted skillet of measly lake trout urine
You pestiferous budget [dial] of ravaged New Hampshire red flow
You noxious caddie bag of deadly flying marmot defecation
You unappeteizing vat of indecent bighorn sheep gas
You galling matchbox of edematous ricebird BO
You touching harness cask of harmful sapsucker emission
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