Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating keg of harmful drum emission
You disfigured sound of malarial otter lacrimation
You crude double boiler of maculate langur grounds
You unsightly backpack of deadly housefly sialagogue
You ill-shaped teapot of unhealthy Hambletonian shit
You unenjoyable cone of unsalutary terrapin excretes
You replusive bandolier of pediculous vireo ash
You unattractive powder box of virulent thoroughbred stool
You heartsickening jeroboam of venomous groundhog spout
You revolting trowel of dyspeptic blackhead Persian spew
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