Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing garbage can of podagric garter snake emesis
You ungraced nose bag of venerate bream sperm
You unpleasing scoop of wanton horned owl feces
You ugly bunker of defiled Marco Polo's sheep fart
You saddening washtub of smirched shiner remains
You comfortless corbeil [archit] of adulterous marmoset salts
You afflictive bushel of wormy flicker hormone
You frightful tablespoon of nephritic dormouse sweepings
You rebarbative jar of poisonous moor hen egesta
You obscene shoulder bag of teeming cobia ordure
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