Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome attache´ case of infectious sea eagle coprolite
You unbeauteous loculus of wormy Doberman pinscher sialorrhea
You unpleasant footlocker of syphilitic water moccasin droppings
You annoying reticule of cankerous pelican deposits
You deformed eggcup of ratty wombat waste
You ungraced creel of venenous Weimaraner debris
You noxious valise of rachitic black game detritus
You tiresome paten of miasmatic Rocky Mountain goat soot
You teasing jardiniere of plagued sawfly gas
You base chalice of pocky hoopoe excretion
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