Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful keg of virulent bollworm thyroxin
You deformed scoop of envenomed buffalo emission
You replusive tun of cancerous sea horse defecation
You blotted rucksack of venenous water moccasin jet
You grim bandbox of toxic Santa Gertrudis secretion
You bothersome letter file of loose-moraled Arctic hare detritus
You worrisome crock of unvirginal sting ray rumps
You ill-made closet of teeming Rhode Island red discharge
You ill-looking buffet of besmirched squid slaver
You unendurable posnet of tumorous gull holdovers
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