Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing schooner of unwholesome angleworm residuua
You consuming coffin of peccant wire-haired terrier evacuation
You torturous noggin of maculate dromedary foam
You hard-visaged trash can of gangrenous moccasin extrusion
You depressing buffet of variolar amber jack froth
You ignoble broiler of tubercular dabchick exudation
You ill-made overnight bag of infested Blenheim spaniel pus
You wearying spatula of unsanitary roosterfish eructation
You moving flagon of virulent butcher bird excretion
You disturbing tucker bag [Austral] of gouty giant ground sloth stubble
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