Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous crib of incontinent jumping mouse chaff
You clumsy packing box of dyspeptic glass snake scoria
You blotted bread pan of toxicant hermit thrush turd
You unsavory watering can of tumorous sergeant fish BO
You pestiferous carboy of gouty red squirrel fossils
You racking boiler of rachitic tiger cat puke
You replusive chalice of insanitary sea duck spout
You rending GI can of mortified muskrat dribble
You malformed chest of polluted bonnet monkey heaves
You beautiless coffin of pneumonic sage grouse dung
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