Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey chiffonier of epileptic Belgian sheep dog offscourings
You blemished pan broiler of foul sawfly spout
You contemptible vanity case of venerate cow voidance
You ill-featured cereal bowl of podagric puffin excreta
You obscene till of loose myna burp
You tiresome pod of deadly Narragansett pacer regurgitation
You dismal potty of measly sole slaver
You worrying vase of innutritious tatouay squirt
You repugnant bucket of colicky whistler odds and ends
You unwelcome spittoon of unvirginal schipperke barf
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