Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly jigger of malarial antelope grounds
You odious haversack of cankerous teal odds and ends
You weighty knapsack of podagric blindworm relics
You piteous watering can of insanitary coati excretion
You noxious silique of venenous blowfish depositions
You dolorific till of nephritic kite precipitates
You rending saucepan of pedicular Afghan hound sediment
You crude escritoire of innutritious hyena refuse
You cheerless bud vase of gangrened widgeon residuua
You intolerable Canterbury of unsalutary emu elimination
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