Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal stomach of pediculous Scottish deerhound leftovers
You stinking hatbox of sullied hartebeest embers
You pesky frying pan of pathological cushat [Scot] lacrimation
You consuming mortar of tubercular Chinook salmon dung
You sickening pillbox of pedicular mountain sheep feculence
You galling soup bowl of infested beaver excrement
You repulsive carpetbag of unvirginal wild duck stubble
You homely biggin of pocky dark Cornish excreta
You troublesome tobacco pouch of indecent turnspit grounds
You ungainly vat of apoplectic civet cat ptyalism
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