Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive palette of pestilential glutton shit
You dismaying traveling bag of infested Rambouillet odds and ends
You oppressive dosser of epileptic gnu goat emesis
You plaguing flower basket of rickety kiang BO
You ugly sitzbath of besmirched cliff swallow perspiration
You worrisome kettle of debauched wild pig precipitations
You horrible cistern of insalubrious songbird eruption
You crude budget [dial] of indecent viper ructation
You dysphemized schooper of unhealthful Canada goose salts
You unshapely butt of scabietic bassarisk grounds
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