Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable closet of cankered rook purulence
You agonizing tyg of venomous macaque rags
You beastly billy of rheumatic Percheron foam
You malformed boiler of indecent Santa Gertrudis embers
You abominable Canterbury of adulterous jungle fowl effusion
You disgusting hatbox of rickety porbeagle hemorrhage
You ill-made terrine of dyspeptic cattalo residuua
You displeasing schooper of veneniferous hummingbird ptyalism
You importunate pony of polluted Wensleydale ash
You onerous demitasse of diabetic pewit remainders
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