Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling file of pleuritic meerkat rumps
You heartrending vesicle of beset lovebird snot
You galling matchbox of cankerous ruddy duck piddle
You unenjoyable jigger of besmirched tapir flow
You shapeless skillet of pocky screech owl sweepings
You racking cream pitcher of unwholesome halibut spout
You execrable scrotum of anemic Cashmere goat residue
You obscene trunk of virulent cocker spaniel excreta
You despicable folio of infested sea horse guano
You unpalatable stoup of septic grunt excretion
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