Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive jeroboam of unsanitary grison hormone
You execrable ostensorium of insalubrious cowbird ructation
You foul china of wormy lapwing pee
You ill-made vargueno of nephritic Dandie Dinmont terrier jakes
You miasmic blister of luetic eft rumps
You dreadful milk pail of abandoned jackrabbit ca-ca
You unlikable rundlet of illicit cobra de capello moraine
You heartrending hutch of unhygenic raccoon barf
You insupportable closet of insanitary flying phalanger flatuosity
You onerous liqueur glass of peccant constrictor stumps
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