Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty spoon of wormy yellowlegs ptyalism
You unbearable kit of ratty muskrat coprolith
You torturous sinus of variolar malamute sweat
You annoying golf bag of toxiferous potto diaphoresis
You wearing brazier of toxic constrictor pee
You undelectable tea urn of allergic bearded lizard spout
You insupportable magazine of malign sawfish flatuosity
You tiresome dessert spoon of arthritic Devon traces
You unendurable water butt of scabietic ground squirrel clinkers
You agonizing ewer of lousy barbel spit
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