Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome cream pitcher of pestilential hoopoe urine
You heartrending pocket of cankered anaconda chaff
You saddening matchbox of rickety elm leaf beetle sialagogue
You monstrous follicle of dyspeptic gar scum
You beastly cruse of beset hawkmoth clinkers
You untasteful cellaret of peccant tatou ca-ca
You uglified ammunition box of venerate groundhog BO
You ignoble schooper of infectious ostrich diaphoresis
You unpleasant breadbasket of pedicular polar fox precipitates
You harassing Canterbury of plagued langur precipitations
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