Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing trug of unwholesome walleye drivel
You plaguesome bandbox of lousy Norwegian elkhound residuua
You vexing spade of envenomed killer froth
You dolorous caddy of rachitic blue fox silt
You dire carboy of smirched chimney swift sweepings
You disturbing trencher of impure lynx hemorrhage
You ghastly till of contagious toy terrier effusion
You mournful coffeepot of virulent Leicester deposits
You moving dosser of peccant Sussex spaniel slabber
You foul kit bag of insalubrious alligator lizard leftovers
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