Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred till of harmful tit shavings
You base dispatch box of impure Welsh terrier ends
You abhorrent soupspoon of wormy Dolly Varden trout survivals
You contemptible nose bag of neuralgic goose pus
You cacophonic kettle of pestiferous sting ray scum
You weighty lowboy of cankered bluebottle scourings
You cheerless washbasket of beset caracal diaphoresis
You unalluring sideboard of insanitary poorwill scraps
You miasmic dipper of infested Dutch Belted droppings
You ugly spider of loose-moraled swordfish sweat
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