Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned caddie bag of variolar toy poodle drivel
You bleak vial of pneumonic bream squirt
You replusive china of pestiferous bullhead jakes
You awkward carton of paralytic black sheep fossils
You hard-favored bedroll of indigestible Santa Gertrudis secretion
You miasmal housewife of infested Abyssinian cat sperm
You contemptible oil can of insanitary guanaco precipitates
You insufferable pipkin of infectious sheldrake ca-ca
You disfigured chifforobe of mortified sable froth
You sickening cream pitcher of rheumatic Himalayan cat settlings
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