Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive autoclave of venenous burro deer hormone
You uglified bag of diseased Hampshire dregs
You woebegone bidet of rickety cucumber flea beetle dung
You hard-featured fistula of pestiferous guereza leavings
You cacogenic kitchen boiler of poisoned rainbow trout vomit
You noxious ditty bag of unassimilable peludo ptyalism
You ugly saucer of diabetic bullfrog gas
You unhandsome backpack of veneniferous aurochs shavings
You ill-featured pocketbook of unwholesome black face Highland crap
You nasty brazier of virulent giant schnauzer survivals
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