Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable shoulder bag of cankerous sea duck ructation
You detestable creel of unvirginal gunnel salivation
You untasteful sugar spoon of nephritic collie feculence
You awful musette bag of morbid steenbok regurgitation
You awkward pipkin of ratty jewfish flops
You harrowing Saratoga trunk of lousy lantern fly alluvia
You dolorific canteen of virulent redfish ejectment
You gruesome bleb of unclean thoroughbred purulence
You afflictive noggin of apoplectic argusfish perspiration
You onerous pillbox of luetic aphid slabber
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