Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying Saratoga trunk of septic roach scoria
You hideous dipper of infected marabou salivation
You uninviting waiter of miasmic swine husks
You troubling plate of tubercular kuvasz remains
You ill-looking cell of anemic sow bug gas
You obnoxious cereal bowl of scrofulous spider monkey flatus
You disconcerting scrip [archaic] of malign orangutan precipitations
You forbidding casket of bilious balloonfish drool
You unattractive sheath of rickety martin effusion
You hard-favored hot-water bottle of variolar wren-tit spout
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