Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating spatula of chlorotic bookworm shavings
You unpretty tub of pocky tanager extravasation
You noisome drum of toxic paddlefish slobber
You detestable coffeepot of tubercular gull grounds
You ill-proportioned ditty bag of toxicant herring dribble
You shocking bushel of adulterous field mouse silt
You unpleasant hod of tumorigenic chipmunk wind
You unwelcome tinderbox of gouty wolverine spit
You heavy suitcase of miasmic sand cat egestion
You irksome saucepan of ulcerous Poland China dregs
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