Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen stewpan of unsalutary whitefish debris
You pesky pocketcase of grubby Lincoln spittle
You dismal mussuk of destructive greyhound shavings
You tragic gripsack of polluted domestic shorthair cat ejection
You ungainly loving cup of innutritious hermit thrush ructation
You unbeautiful cellaret of infective dodo elimination
You exasperating hot-water bottle of insanitary black fox flatus
You blemished cist of septic Cotswold rags
You noisome sugar bowl of mortified Welsh pony husks
You discomforting calyx of tumorous griffon offscourings
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