Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude powder horn of arthritic mule exudate
You horrid air sac of allergic brush wolf transudation
You disturbing Boston bag of tabetic turtle saliva
You ugly overnight bag of pestilential cisco residuua
You fulsome wicker basket of measly chigetai emesis
You nasty gripsack of tainted mud hen sediment
You abominable dipper of debauched pompano orts
You troubling soupspoon of scrofulous Dutch Belted secretion
You unpalatable salver of contagious tortoise remains
You unpretty stomach of maculate mole cricket settlings
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