Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged sink of smirched wolverine vomit
You heartsickening drawer of syphilitic alpaca tears
You loathsome porringer of infested poodle elimination
You miasmal spider of colicky doctor fish egesta
You racking double boiler of infected meadow mouse sperm
You odious e´tui of cankerous donkey gas
You worrying briefcase of envenomed Poland China eructation
You ugly hip bath of neuritic papagallo husks
You ghastly caisson of chlorotic mountain lion guano
You miasmic utricle of encephalitic Surinam toad stool
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