Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific finger bowl of plagued New Hampshire flatulence
You blotted trowel of incontinent lark precipitations
You disturbing holster of toxic Dalmatian flatuosity
You dislikable cancelli of malarial flat-coated retriever ptyalism
You uninviting money box of ravaged guenon salivation
You heartbreaking sac of soiled ruddy duck tears
You piteous dispatch box of unsalutary steenbok thyroxin
You heartwounding magazine of edematous sapsucker spit
You shapeless water butt of neuralgic prairie fox soot
You aggravating locker of polluted goby manure
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