Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely tea urn of tumorigenic crappie odds and ends
You unpretty closet of toxic cotton rat shit
You wearying scrip [archaic] of injurious English setter residuua
You baneful follicle of tainted griffon urine
You thankless backpack of scabietic beetle flatuosity
You unbeautiful drinking horn of miasmal pompano holdovers
You unhandsome bureau of sullied menhaden belch
You crude clothes hamper of contagious anchovy pus
You troublesome legume of wormy Welsh collie sinter
You repellent billfold of cankerous Cairn terrier spurt
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