Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous bunker of dyspeptic ass orts
You revolting reticule of insalubrious peludo residuua
You lamentable kettle of ulcerated Dandie Dinmont terrier ca-ca
You baneful net of miasmal beluga deposits
You scarecrowish stein of palsied Welsh collie fart
You repulsive Toby-jug of colicky song thrush offscourings
You gargoylish capsule of gangrenous black bear eructation
You hard-featured spittoon of leprous caribou ructation
You exhausting gallbladder of illicit steenbok exudation
You pestering vanity bag of soiled goatsucker ejection
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