Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing net of toxical standardbred belch
You unappeteizing messkit of unsanitary loach leavings
You tormenting duffel bag of measly giant schnauzer flatulence
You blemished escritoire of abandoned ruffed grouse sweepings
You unbeauteous stave basket of pneumonic brook trout relics
You dismaying washbasket of virulent hummingbird precipitates
You hateful Toby-jug of rachitic cedarbird purulence
You exhausting finger bowl of morbid harbor seal slabber
You galling compact of miasmic Malinois clinkers
You crude noggin of variolous jewfish egesta
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