Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable housewife of consumptive quetzal residue
You afflicting tassie [Brit] of smirched middle white ptyalism
You ill-made creel of unhygenic Irish terrier remains
You wearisome teapot of phthisic nightingale precipitates
You dolorous water butt of ravaged baronduki sediment
You malodorous ventricle of contaminated Percheron perspiration
You touching file of tumorigenic raven turd
You tyrannous tyg of podagric German shepherd dregs
You pesky cone of carcinogenic fallow deer shit
You plaguing lota of malign capelin scourings
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