Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad vacuum bottle of defiled titmouse barf
You unsightly buffet of unwholesome ibex spew
You troubling shelves of unhealthy raven moraine
You grim footlocker of incontinent teju squirt
You crude spoon of palsied auklet diaphoresis
You ignoble fistula of wanton gopher snake shavings
You noxious budget [dial] of consumptive wild boar stumps
You misbegotten sugar bowl of cankered woodchuck gas
You cacogenic hod of toxicant swan heaves
You unappealing marsupium of luetic brook trout butts
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