Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding marsupium of toxical cockroach dingleberry
You crushing highball glass of edematous guenon tears
You misbegotten gunny of dyspeptic lemur coprolith
You repugnant picnic basket of morbid Doberman pinscher extrusion
You horrid chalice of malign burro elimination
You rebarbative piepan of carcinogenic narwhal dung
You malformed flasket of lousy willet fossils
You regrettable dessert spoon of cancerous sika scum
You malodorous wire basket of syphilitic retriever dejecta
You crude highboy of unsalutary shipworm expectoration
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