Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestiferous sinus of toxicant eider excretion
You oppressive chifforobe of diabetic lion piddle
You undelicious splint basket of apoplectic Dexter scourings
You irksome money box of poisonous Shropshire spit
You dolorous china of colicky musk hog regurgitation
You insupportable cone of edematous bearded lizard husks
You unenjoyable bedroll of variolous Red Poll vomit
You evil-looking tablespoon of besmirched burro thyroxin
You uncomely pod of arthritic sage grouse turd
You blemished bleb of anemic Briard mucus
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