Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding dessert spoon of malignant cutthroat trout ejecta
You undelicious tucker bag [Austral] of scorbutic wild boar purulence
You unspeakable tobacco pouch of mortified Aberdeen Angus pus
You humiliating shelf of lousy blue whale emesis
You foul coffin of cankered antelope butts
You offensive compact of tumorous wood tick sediment
You revolting Boston bag of ratty chigoe thyroxin
You importunate shell of freeloving pintail odds and ends
You irking chest of drawers of apoplectic Holstein coprolite
You miasmal bin of toxical moa salts
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