Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp hipflask of harmful tobacco worm emesis
You foul pocketcase of pediculous redbird flux
You joyless beaker of dropsical Berkshire orts
You harrowing Canterbury of epileptic podura defecation
You horrific crucible of cankerous Dutch Belted fossils
You nasty firkin of allergic shiner piddle
You plaguing bedroll of infectious gavial rumps
You heartbreaking kibble of scabietic blowfly sialagogue
You monstrous cereal bowl of encephalitic hogfish spittle
You unalluring hot-water bottle of innutritious tern chips
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