Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismaying billy of contagious Dorset Down stool
You crushing cyst of teeming podura hemorrhage
You cacophonic kitchen boiler of illicit flatfish dejecta
You uninviting commode of toxiferous field mouse sweat
You unsavory powder box of virulent Duroc spittle
You vexing casserole of anemic Saluki piss
You execrable highboy of maculate mudfish egestion
You sickening paten of lousy pelican alluvia
You disgusting secretary of insanitary starling coprolith
You bitter amnion of unhealthy wren-tit scum
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