Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed vasculum of consumptive wild sheep flops
You sour bassinet of venomous cedar waxwing clinkers
You appalling broiler of unvirginal scarlet tanager ructation
You grim highboy of poisonous snapping turtle sweat
You unendurable magnum of sullied osprey remnants
You dire wire basket of unassimilable eland precipitates
You frightful cabinet of rickety cicala pee
You ill-proportioned plate of toxical right whale evacuation
You homely escritoire of scrofulous tapir ca-ca
You repellent sewing basket of pathogenic pug embers
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