Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene pipe of freeloving crane thyroxin
You irksome carton of unvirginal shark traces
You sharp vasculum of pathological cardinal ruins
You sad wardrobe of cancerous mealybug froth
You aggravating casserole of venomous black buck BO
You bothersome evening bag of carcinogenic horse discharge
You undelectable thermos of diabetic crappie ejaculation
You pestering bandbox of gouty jaguarundi barf
You wearying hipflask of adulterous grizzly bear sperm
You uncomfortable coffin of toxicant gorilla piss
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