Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic salad bowl of leprous sand lizard stumps
You stinking bladder of unhealthful hedgehog wind
You uncomfortable dish of tainted schipperke slag
You repugnant saucepan of scabietic Santa Gertrudis spit
You unbeauteous cigarette case of scrofulous tuatara flatus
You untasteful caldron of ravaged glass snake flops
You frightful file of veneniferous pigeon hawk pus
You distasteful till of pestiferous angleworm puke
You ill-proportioned dinner pail of apoplectic tree shrew ejectment
You grotesque kitchen boiler of noxious Siberian husky ca-ca
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