Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary quiver of unhealthful thornback ray vestiges
You disconcerting nose bag of pleuritic Italian greyhound refuse
You gross ashtray of indigestible dolphin excreta
You offensive kit of tumorigenic walrus evacuation
You ignoble catch basin of innutritious thoroughbred spurt
You malodorous stomach of unwholesome turnspit exudation
You nasty boot of variolar cedarbird heaves
You blemished carafe of chlorotic Tennessee walking horse precipitates
You thankless flacon of virulent partridge ends
You ill-made briefcase of leprous pig smut
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