Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless highboy of envenomed hawkmoth ejaculation
You pestering piggin of rachitic horsefly flux
You grim-visaged drinking cup of unhygenic poodle pee
You woebegone tableware of consumptive swine butts
You unwelcome pottle of unhealthful guitarfish evacuation
You spoiled palette of tabid Shropshire vomition
You bitter bud vase of harmful ladybug flowers
You embarrassing demijohn of loose tench clinkers
You unappeteizing gravy boat of unhealthy shovelhead shark dung
You unbearable cabinet of pediculous large white dribble
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