Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous chamber pot of miasmal quarter horse mucus
You beautiless jerrican of apoplectic sunfish guano
You frightful caddy of gangrened lacewing detritus
You cheerless crate of hydropic pickerel frog dribble
You intolerable stein of foul onager flatus
You afflicting punnet of contagious Newfoundland residuua
You pestilent drinking horn of syphilitic whistler dregs
You sad hatbox of consumptive electric ray odds and ends
You grim trunk of noisome bird of paradise barf
You heartrending tassie [Brit] of tubercular linnet snot
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