Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching bandolier of polluted Dorking voidance
You excruciating cabinet of dropsical osprey flow
You abominable skep of scabietic boa constrictor husks
You clumsy bathtub of tumorigenic white Leghorn emission
You unattractive musette bag of unsalutary ringtail discharge
You troubling teakettle of noxious sandpiper remainders
You harrowing bunker of virulent Houdan pee
You ill-looking purse of adulterous toy poodle crap
You dreary clothesbasket of hypertensive Rocky Mountain goat feces
You consuming clothes hamper of toxic dorado shit
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