Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating sheath of nephritic gecko eruption
You importunate briefcase of incontinent Corriedale excreta
You regrettable corbeil [archit] of septic trout turd
You evil-looking suitcase of infectious nutcracker effluent
You nasty hatbox of unsanitary musk deer vomition
You unappeteizing envelope of pestilential Dexter dingleberry
You heavy quiver of abandoned man-o'-war bird fart
You grim-faced pocket of miasmic cone-nose rumps
You tormenting coffer of morbific elk coprolite
You heartrending tobacco pouch of syphilitic butterfly dregs
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