Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless bunker of morbific water dog feces
You thankless shell of tabetic golden trout coprolite
You despicable kilderkin of allergic hyena spurt
You stinking tote bag of venomous Cecropia moth foam
You oppressive kitchen cabinet of pathogenic silverfish barf
You cacophonic tassie [Brit] of defiled cobia excretion
You discomforting tankard of encephalitic adder sputum
You misproportioned press of unhealthy tatou peba dregs
You ghastly clothes hamper of gangrenous Brussels griffon piddle
You awkward fistula of communicable hawk owl slobber
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