Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting shovel of infective Indian buffalo puke
You evil-favored dessert spoon of cankered louse expectoration
You abominable locker of variolous chimpanzee dross
You ill-favored kettle of peccant rabbit bandicoot semen
You disconcerting coaster of tumorigenic quetzal traces
You disagreeable chalice of pathological dinosaur smut
You afflicting bag of chlorotic storm petrel expulsion
You objectionable flower basket of dropsical black bear holdovers
You marred cruet of lousy bollworm husks
You comfortless trunk of apoplectic Gila monster settlings
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