Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped bidet of poisonous June bug salivation
You appalling phial of rheumatic petrel mucus
You disfigured spoon of scabietic Rambouillet smut
You ghastly flight bag of neuralgic tobacco worm settlings
You uglified cyathus of pedicular robber fly extravasation
You heartrending e´tui of noxious flatfish discharge
You wearisome coffeepot of loose-moraled ortolan dejecta
You grim-faced horn of injurious timber wolf sewage
You dysphemistic jorum of veneniferous cowbird vomition
You affecting pipkin of foul collie barf
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