Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid dosser of septic redfish droppings
You teasing demijohn of poisoned springtail pus
You distressful cyst of pocky lapwing secretion
You unlikable poke of edematous titmouse holdovers
You horrific bidet of gangrenous cattle egret ejectment
You repulsive tablespoon of chlorotic blue jay draff
You pestiferous saccule of tabetic sidewinder excretes
You repelling hipflask of podagric lion refuse
You horrible teacup of innutritious Kodiak bear filings
You offensive tea urn of apoplectic guenon spittle
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