Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible hope chest of scorbutic mountain goat flux
You malformed portmanteau of foul white Orpington slabber
You mournful carboy of carcinogenic cucumber flea beetle fossils
You repulsive dish of scabietic kuvasz remainders
You harsh air bladder of cancerous Aberdeen Angus clinkers
You sharp dinner pail of veneniferous snout beetle ejectamenta
You ill-shaped sound of nephritic dachshund refuse
You repugnant flask of contagious sea lion sialagogue
You tyrannous tableware of unhealthy sea bream excretes
You bleak cedar chest of pedicular Sealyham terrier extravasation
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