Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative hopper of noisome mink ash
You distressing bundle of infested Chester White remains
You heartbreaking coffee cup of pedicular anaconda butts
You blotted pocketbook of allergic stump-tailed lizard waste
You joyless coal scuttle of loose-moraled tortoise ejection
You graceless hamper of scrofulous cardinal sweepings
You pesky capsule of neuritic Irish setter mucus
You racking garbage can of scabietic skate flowers
You heinous jar of cancerous Gila monster rumps
You afflicting tinderbox of gangrenous lantern fly urine
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