Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating slop pail of noxious lemur vestiges
You woeful schooper of diabetic swordfish salts
You affecting soupspoon of smirched chow eccrisis
You noisome holdall of wanton hawksbill turtle effusion
You undelectable kitchen cabinet of foul gnu goat rumps
You depressive scoop of dropsical bluebill sperm
You galling follicle of epileptic borzoi waste
You harsh shell of gouty redbird eructation
You hard-favored crane of injurious Yorkshire semen
You ugly sink of infective Welsh Mountain remainders
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