Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome ostensorium of unassimilable wild duck dingleberry
You saddening mussuk of variolous sand martin leavings
You disconcerting shovel of phthisic angleworm manure
You odious demijohn of tumorigenic gyrfalcon crap
You cheerless highboy of diseased gull smut
You distasteful e´tui of luetic frigate bird vestiges
You unsavory credenza of malign Norfolk spaniel expulsion
You graceless sacculus of malarial Chesapeake Bay retriever coprolite
You uninviting pottinger of unhealthful buprestid beetle stool
You depressing wire basket of dropsical pelican precipitations
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