Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious phial of envenomed screech owl spurt
You heinous ammunition box of pestiferous kiang detritus
You unshapely eggcup of maculate filefish parings
You embarrassing palette of allergic coot flops
You consuming salad bowl of epileptic heron drool
You thankless hamper of apoplectic ring-necked pheasant purulence
You displeasing matchbox of poisoned polar fox rheum
You sickening powder box of destructive viper deposits
You exasperating crate of septic shovelhead shark burp
You agonizing drinking horn of malarial jigger gas
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