Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced jorum of unwholesome Croton bug piddle
You sad canister of rachitic Spotted Poland China drool
You abominable kitchen boiler of noxious sardine ca-ca
You irking pipe of ratty Shire expectoration
You bitter desk of poisonous Russian wolfhound foam
You distressing reticule of pestiferous thornback ray detritus
You unpleasing autoclave of miasmal foxhound regurgitation
You grievous fruit basket of podagric Ayrshire piss
You sickening splint basket of scrofulous siamang discharge
You unbeautiful trug of gouty crake ructation
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