Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening mazer of soiled hartebeest pats
You rending e´tui of pestilential boar night soil
You tragic secretary of unsalutary sea calf puke
You moving jigger of epileptic Samoyed embers
You dolorific compote of bilious cutworm drivel
You grinding socket of neuralgic nematode expectoration
You spoiled ashcan of hydropic musk hog residuua
You baneful corbeil [archit] of toxiferous ring-tailed cat diaphoresis
You irksome mortarboard of unsanitary woodpecker jet
You blemished sauce boat of poisonous song thrush stubble
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