Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic file folder of venomous buffalo carpet beetle ash
You grim-visaged sugar spoon of contagious Old English sheep dog autacoid
You ugly biggin of unsanitary cutlass fish flow
You unsightly mazer of toxic waxwing rags
You hard-favored quiver of unsalutary elk sweepings
You noxious pannikin of pneumonic siamang dross
You monstrous follicle of neuralgic Airedale chips
You heartsickening brazier of carcinogenic Santa Gertrudis froth
You agonizing trunk of miasmatic song sparrow disgorgement
You exhausting air sac of teeming chinch ejectamenta
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