Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing spittoon of variolous teju expectoration
You untasteful rundlet of wanton Arabian dross
You unbearable hatbox of gangrened towhee husks
You troublesome crib of neuritic Alaskan malamute sperm
You pitiable waiter of ulcerated angel fish offscourings
You inelegant demijohn of malignant guppy spurt
You unspeakable sideboard of tainted lake trout leftovers
You provoking bathtub of pneumonic pack rat butts
You miasmal cigarette case of harmful sailfish expulsion
You grinding rush basket of morbid Rottweiler pee
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