Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating sack of scabietic buprestid beetle rheum
You harrowing breaker of injurious bird of paradise jakes
You gruesome bin of unassimilable buffalo carpet beetle ejecta
You undesirable holdall of encephalitic rat snake froth
You regrettable calabash of lousy musk hog dejecta
You heartrending press of paralytic fluke alluvia
You painful beer glass of defiled Yorkshire barf
You galling skep of pathological Welsh collie remainders
You exasperating vial of epileptic seal ejectamenta
You rebarbative quiver of pneumonic curlew vomition
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