Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured barrel of tabetic honker expulsion
You harsh breaker of venomous Merino defecation
You wearying pony of tubercular laughing jackass diaphoresis
You ugly soup bowl of sullied oont [India] vestiges
You ill-made wooden basket of scorbutic Maltese flow
You grotesque schooner of grubby Tamworth hormone
You consuming harness cask of pathogenic miniature poodle discharge
You unpalatable pocket flask of unsanitary blue shark gas
You nasty finger bowl of lousy fish hawk waste
You vexing platter of indecent alpaca vomition
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