Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid brazier of rickety Cochin chaff
You repugnant cyst of septic gecko deposits
You grim compact of tumorigenic mule deer exudation
You harassing trug of plagued hawkmoth effusion
You galling cist of tainted tern lacrimation
You crushing sugar spoon of hypertensive anthropoid ape sialorrhea
You woebegone bakepan of lousy Blenheim spaniel excrement
You ill-looking slop pail of incontinent water dog sputum
You loathsome pottinger of soiled black grouse vomition
You unenjoyable chifforobe of ulcerous jungle fowl spew
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