Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic jug of beset English springer spaniel perspiration
You plaguesome wineglass of tainted miniature schnauzer eccrisis
You ill-featured hope chest of defiled oriole relics
You unlikable chiffonier of rheumatic Russian wolfhound sewage
You ignoble Boston bag of rachitic cinnamon bear dross
You cacophonous wineskin of hydropic macaw leavings
You unendurable cream pitcher of malarial German coach horse vomition
You provoking pocket flask of unassimilable aberdevine fossils
You consuming ammunition box of harmful cayman precipitates
You grotesque spatula of toxical Cochin mucus
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