Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid crate of palsied goose sediment
You displeasing barrel of unhygenic aberdevine sputum
You affecting flagon of lousy cormorant jet
You tiresome locker box of veneniferous bonefish belch
You unpalatable musette bag of hypertensive bandicoot silt
You tyrannous cone of gouty Brown Swiss refuse
You woeful spoon of poisonous snow goose rumps
You tormenting drawer of illicit brown trout effluent
You vexatious bunker of insanitary cedar waxwing scoria
You uglified vacuum bottle of tabetic indigo bunting vomition
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