Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful teapot of pathogenic Shetland traces
You grotesque can of pestilential mew chips
You detestable bag of ratty asp excretes
You terrible corbeil [archit] of morbid greyhound cinders
You foul sea bag of morbific rail wind
You plaguey scyphus of pathological Audubon's warbler discharge
You tormenting davenport of cankered kittiwake dingleberry
You uninviting honeypot of unhealthy grain beetle exudation
You graceless coffee urn of bilious black snake vestiges
You ill-looking caddie bag of freeloving heron chaff
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