Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious sac of miasmatic kinglet puke
You sharp coffer of unsalutary fitch tears
You bleak skippet of communicable marmoset waste
You atrocious reticule of gangrenous codling moth scraps
You deplorable cedar chest of laryngitic peludo foam
You shapeless cigarette case of impure grouse feculence
You mortifying glasses of noxious cisco ejection
You pathetic tote bag of malignant pocket mouse disgorgement
You grim-visaged trunk of scorbutic tussah wind
You crushing cannikin of leprous bobolink dejecta
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