Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid bushel of syphilitic redpoll barf
You pestiferous soup bowl of miasmal blindworm slabber
You sickening carafe of tumorous gaur fart
You dolorogenic flowerpot of poisonous rhinoceros excretion
You harsh reed basket of measly ostrich sialagogue
You racking bakepan of toxical pelican crap
You miasmic vasculum of hypertensive copperhead mucus
You shapeless plate of rachitic blackcap heaves
You heartbreaking canteen of ulcerated sow bug egesta
You unshapely basin of soiled hare dregs
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