Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic wok of miasmatic scorpion fly drool
You detestable bunker of venerate grayling ca-ca
You undelectable drinking cup of besmirched coot scourings
You grievous flight bag of scrofulous podura mucus
You blotted grip of unhealthy redhead egestion
You rueful decanter of rheumatic Hereford slobber
You uninviting roaster of scabietic wallaby ptyalism
You pitiable tea urn of toxic rhinoceros remnants
You horrifying goblet of veneniferous German shepherd sialagogue
You ill-favored tableware of nephritic blue jay voidance
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