Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful sound of podagric aardvark saliva
You deformed chest of drawers of unassimilable salmon rubbish
You monstrous dinner plate of lousy zebra finch thyroxin
You offensive rucksack of unwholesome bald eagle pats
You dysphemized saucer of insanitary pigeon ca-ca
You painful brandy snifter of consumptive German short-haired pointer settlings
You sour noggin of unsanitary cockroach soot
You racking crucible of pedicular shovelhead shark sperm
You vile barrel of debauched sprat eructation
You gruesome teacup of beset dugong slaver
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