Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul kettle of unhealthful gopher snake cinders
You weighty wallet of anemic toadfish settlings
You unlikable dishpan of contagious redhead ends
You horrible satchel of tumorous saiga expulsion
You racking vase of scrofulous reedbird emesis
You malodorous chest of drawers of carcinogenic snow goose flatus
You frightful carboy of envenomed reindeer detritus
You mortifying coal scuttle of syphilitic dipper fossils
You vexing loculus of loose Rocky Mountain goat chaff
You blemished trunk of paralytic Kerry blue terrier barf
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