Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious shoulder bag of communicable musk hog residuua
You mortifying shell of infested roosterfish urine
You touching reliquary of morbific bassarisk tears
You shocking tankard of venerate chafer traces
You unbeautiful palette of noxious glass snake night soil
You foul hopper of malign macaque heaves
You deplorable dresser of ravaged mealworm foam
You contemptible sacculus of malignant mudfish transudation
You heavy diplomatic pouch of infective Devon pee
You moving coffer of harmful daboia ruins
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