Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward cereal bowl of podagric pike eccrisis
You unattractive picnic basket of pleuritic staghound extravasation
You crude vial of foul redpoll vomition
You worrying spatula of contaminated viper husks
You unbearable cabinet of adulterous coot evacuation
You nauseating dinner pail of neuritic hellgrammite rags
You wearying GI can of gouty woodworm chaff
You comfortless wardrobe of unhealthful Rex cat autacoid
You overburdensome urn of morbific mazama tears
You piteous skippet of poisoned jackrabbit pus
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