Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable tucker bag [Austral] of freeloving teal grounds
You tormenting buck basket of grubby caddis fly flatulence
You horrible bindle of envenomed hoot owl turd
You unalluring frying pan of unsanitary Rhode Island white rubbish
You tiresome secretary of peccant entellus cinders
You execrable finger bowl of pediculous canary effluent
You unspeakable flagon of toxiferous squirrel feces
You beautiless creel of syphilitic piranha ordure
You unendurable saccule of variolous hanuman precipitates
You repelling jug of toxic schnauzer sputum
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