Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming autoclave of luetic godwit settlings
You desolating canister of wormy veery clinkers
You heartwounding tea urn of smirched hamster scoria
You repugnant hutch of anemic oquassa feculence
You regrettable drum of wanton squirrel dribble
You uncomely rummer of colicky black fox pee
You misbegotten cellaret of tabid field spaniel ruins
You galling knapsack of lousy Japanese beetle sweepings
You evil-looking firkin of septic lemming purulence
You painful bucket of beset grosbeak holdovers
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