Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable briefcase of malignant salmon semen
You ill-favored Boston bag of insanitary bollworm dung
You base jardiniere of tainted greyhound ends
You malodorous loculus of foul Africander ptyalism
You awful mortarboard of tabetic mew transudation
You affecting vargueno of unhealthy scup fart
You wearisome crucible of beset house finch shavings
You humiliating vacuum bottle of tubercular ruddy duck pee
You horrid chalice of morbid tarpan sweepings
You bitter caddy of carcinogenic barnacle goose wind
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