Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic stoup of toxic flamingo vomit
You clumsy shovel of hydropic boll weevil flow
You miasmal jardiniere of foul aardvark flops
You misbegotten lota of bilious flounder extravasation
You hateful horn of cancerous rove beetle rheum
You worrying tray of gangrened Siamese cat jakes
You bothersome Toby-jug of measly beetle ejection
You dismaying punch bowl of rheumatic grunt scoria
You afflictive utricle of tabid urus traces
You annoying spade of consumptive chameleon dejecta
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