Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored loving cup of unhealthy tussah secretion
You unpretty bundle of encephalitic flickertail flops
You scarecrowish platter of rickety leopard cat grounds
You depressing ammunition box of deadly ground squirrel flatuosity
You weighty boot of syphilitic anole cinders
You repugnant backpack of soiled goat antelope egestion
You teasing reed basket of paralytic Kerry Hill eruption
You awful shot glass of ratty gadfly expectoration
You cacogenic desk of pleuritic swift ca-ca
You unlovely sink of malarial loris sweat
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