Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious sewing basket of consumptive roadrunner belch
You mephitic bushel of insalubrious meadow lark manure
You ill-proportioned scoop of dyspeptic black Orpington dejecta
You rotten powder box of infected chameleon excretion
You saddening pocket of abandoned dachshund slaver
You repelling drinking horn of ravaged angleworm pee
You replusive hod of poisoned zebu secretion
You repugnant crock of carcinogenic quetzal sperm
You intolerable Toby-jug of noisome lapin excrement
You heartbreaking waiter of ulcerated mealworm husks
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