Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous washbasket of dropsical ocelot precipitations
You afflicting dinner plate of dyspeptic racer excretes
You bothering canister of scorbutic Rocky Mountain goat ptyalism
You scarecrowish stewpan of morbific gyrfalcon effusion
You grisly hope chest of bilious anole pats
You unshapely bunker of envenomed chimney swift emission
You misshapen saucer of phthisic mongoose egesta
You intolerable dinner pail of paralytic Yorkshire holdovers
You foul tinderbox of scabietic staghound rumps
You blemished saccule of venomous horned toad refuse
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