Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing magazine of adulterous bighorn sheep salivation
You excruciating vesicle of pleuritic boxer ejectment
You desolating footlocker of miasmal tiger perspiration
You lamentable file folder of neuritic fulmar emission
You blotted crucible of maculate giant schnauzer effusion
You cacophonic bindle of variolar congo snake scourings
You bleak flowerpot of infected kea evacuation
You saddening coffee urn of unchaste gunnel vestiges
You joyless snuffbox of toxicant alligator gar flatuosity
You unendurable cist of insanitary pig butts
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