Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless trug of loose-moraled lamprey tears
You afflicting sitzbath of cancerous shrew mole burp
You affecting gripsack of bilious phalarope odds and ends
You plaguesome soupspoon of luetic deer mouse dejecta
You dysphemistic skep of pestilential hyena elimination
You wearing rack of injurious goat antelope eruption
You fetid wastebasket of tainted electric eel rubbish
You teratic tea urn of ulcerous hornet discharge
You unaesthetic carboy of pediculous Sunapee trout rheum
You exasperating pocketbook of sullied Tamworth alluvia
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