Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized hod of cankered flounder egesta
You disagreeable tub of apoplectic gar grounds
You hard-featured crate of noxious humpback piss
You wearying compote of harmful wolf dregs
You malodorous bandbox of illicit Bernese mountain dog diaphoresis
You ignoble beer glass of tumorigenic parakeet drool
You excruciating autoclave of unhygenic Barred Plymouth Rock froth
You repelling locker box of chlorotic puffer orts
You heinous glass of loose frog cinders
You evil-favored gravy boat of destructive leafhopper ordure
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