Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome magnum of smirched Chinook salmon hemorrhage
You intolerable cuspidor of morbid sea turtle slaver
You repulsive crock of edematous Manx cat parings
You heavy blackjack of nephritic cockatiel drivel
You ungainly potty of tabid shovelhead shark debris
You shapeless skippet of podagric wild pig stubble
You undelectable scoop of injurious snowbird flatus
You dire holdall of unsalutary cutworm evacuation
You graceless mussuk of malign roadrunner sweat
You beautiless mortar of venerate lemur spittle
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