Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic ashpan of cankerous coon holdovers
You base pack sack of maculate bass barf
You unpleasing jigger of unsanitary blue shark vomit
You odious corbeil [archit] of polluted bushtit spew
You worrisome horn of unsalutary Santa Gertrudis orts
You unsavory hipflask of noxious hamster sialorrhea
You troubling carboy of rachitic stone fly lacrimation
You crude trunk of pocky firefly wind
You unbeauteous picnic basket of noisome Morgan scoria
You disagreeable reticule of abandoned Japanese beetle egesta
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