Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful gravy boat of dyspeptic wire-haired terrier extrusion
You unsightly cell of rickety punkie thyroxin
You objectionable goblet of pathogenic flying gurnard ptyalism
You ghastly till of rheumatic reindeer survivals
You distressing sound of destructive wild ass heaves
You gargoylish harness cask of consumptive coypu pus
You overburdensome file of leprous eyra ejaculation
You sharp kettle of freeloving Welsh pony precipitations
You deplorable billfold of noxious Kodiak bear residuua
You unsavory cardcase of unvirginal scarab leavings
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