Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling cedar chest of defiled hackney pony pee
You homely tucker bag [Austral] of cankerous kangaroo squirt
You loathsome dinner plate of unhealthful Russian wolfhound holdovers
You cheerless bread pan of infectious Cleveland Bay rags
You woeful letter file of unclean Saluki cinders
You grisly autoclave of pestiferous fer-de-lance crap
You nauseating shelf of rachitic wood duck thyroxin
You exhausting jigger of laryngitic brown trout ructation
You irking stewpan of scrofulous moth exudate
You affecting sugar bowl of unsalutary stone fly sputum
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