Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless firkin of toxiferous butcher bird remainders
You bitter billy of unhygenic carancho barf
You discomforting pan broiler of defiled collie expulsion
You ill-favored waiter of wormy tomato worm pus
You hateful coffeepot of measly turtle expectoration
You irking gallbladder of scabietic porbeagle salivation
You unlikable trencher of noxious Norwegian elkhound saliva
You shapeless bandolier of insanitary redbird depositions
You ignoble wooden basket of illicit dace extrusion
You unpalatable pod of infectious lammergeier extravasation
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