Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching vat of cankerous hogfish silt
You unshapely musk bag of loose-moraled polecat gas
You saddening ostensorium of consumptive setter regurgitation
You horrid moneybag of sullied Turk pats
You pestiferous garbage can of hypertensive boa extrusion
You insupportable corbeil [archit] of miasmal goatsucker sialagogue
You discomforting palette of veneniferous Maltese salts
You unlikable compact of poisonous puma froth
You overburdensome cistern of neuralgic panther ca-ca
You irking spatula of unhealthy Barred Plymouth Rock night soil
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