Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening dipper of envenomed cow refuse
You discomforting washtub of contagious Scottish terrier sewerage
You unaesthetic musette bag of tumorous Angora cat feces
You disfigured mortarboard of mortified markhor settlings
You woeful chiffonier of consumptive nutria thyroxin
You harsh salver of gangrened hawkmoth squirt
You deformed dosser of soiled whiting ash
You contemptible casserole of arthritic rock dove burp
You ill-shaped piepan of pathological mastiff perspiration
You saddening dishpan of carcinogenic sea gull salivation
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