Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored coffin of measly cutworm detritus
You dreary carafe of infested snowbird spittle
You unbearable dipper of arthritic wahoo egestion
You hard-visaged envelope of unassimilable diamondback squirt
You evil-looking wicker basket of laryngitic guereza soot
You overburdensome bundle of chlorotic quarter horse sweat
You gargoylish washbasket of dyspeptic pouched rat stool
You importunate porringer of unhygenic Shetland sheep dog snot
You deformed rundlet of pocky bullfrog ca-ca
You horrendous mortar of venenous mountain goat lacrimation
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