Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible punnet of rachitic tuna effusion
You exasperating schooner of unassimilable lacewing emission
You homely cannikin of pestiferous mud puppy wind
You hard-favored credenza of apoplectic camel scourings
You cacogenic reliquary of ulcerated coelacanth alluvia
You baneful cyathus of injurious Rottweiler residue
You awkward cage of gangrenous blue fish rubbish
You miasmal noggin of neuritic grackle sediment
You dolorous spoon of tumorous nighthawk egestion
You fulsome box of foul sow bug flowers
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