Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable wok of malignant duckbill spout
You mournful chest of arthritic pouched rat remainders
You ungraceful plate of pestiferous towhee lacrimation
You wearisome rundlet of syphilitic snook offscourings
You oppressive saucer of unchaste Rhodesian ridgeback expectoration
You noisome crane of diseased babirusa rheum
You unappealing boot of pediculous cockroach scoria
You disturbing nose bag of ratty mollusk eruption
You cacophonic washtub of epileptic field spaniel remnants
You vile clothes hamper of encephalitic plover pus
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