Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing porringer of ratty chacma drool
You bothering boodle bag of infectious guereza spurt
You plaguesome buck basket of measly humpback saliva
You pesky scuttle of tabid black bear droppings
You tiresome sound of paralytic Shetland salts
You burdensome sarcophagus of chlorotic shark coprolite
You rueful frying pan of infested pigeon dejecta
You mournful kit bag of injurious kingfish hemorrhage
You noxious skippet of scorbutic tanager slabber
You horrible cage of unvirginal Tennessee walking horse salivation
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