Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful cigarette case of freeloving kingbird shavings
You worrying cereal bowl of veneniferous Cheshire scraps
You ill-favored tinderbox of cankerous Lhasa apso piddle
You burdensome flagon of tabid boar coprolith
You unappealing tray of toxicant musk-ox squirt
You importunate hutch of tumorigenic cricket eruption
You evil-favored handbag of hypertensive buffalo wolf excretion
You undelicious tea urn of adulterous mazama scoria
You beastly carafe of unsanitary Ancona urine
You noxious bin of impure elephant scourings
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