Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic pod of toxicant mollusk exudation
You deformed tote bag of colicky Old English sheep dog sweat
You pestilential vial of foul sloth puke
You distasteful purse of measly gannet discharge
You ill-featured Canterbury of pathogenic tatou soot
You beautiless hip bath of diabetic American trotter spittle
You afflicting soupspoon of tabid pika dribble
You onerous tableware of sullied nighthawk coprolite
You nasty teaspoon of miasmal rattlesnake ends
You pitiable folio of destructive French bulldog remainders
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