Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful file of cankered shoebill stool
You plaguesome spade of unwholesome Russell's viper wind
You tiresome kitchen cabinet of gangrened kingfish belch
You afflictive messkit of hypertensive loon rags
You disturbing clothespress of soiled Charbray rubbish
You misproportioned closet of pleuritic spitz fart
You afflicting carton of smirched hedgehog detritus
You gargoylish tote bag of insalubrious horse mackerel ordure
You dreary sacculus of indecent cuckoo sweat
You hideous calabash of ratty rabbitfish foam
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