Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying chamber pot of maculate purple martin egesta
You pathetic tea chest of infective jabalina BO
You humiliating sitzbath of freeloving jackal ruins
You agonizing hamper of noxious cod flops
You overburdensome jar of paralytic prairie dog flatulence
You weighty Canterbury of destructive Romanov excretion
You detestable tableware of bilious Appaloosa slabber
You insufferable portmanteau of tubercular tayra scum
You unhandsome goblet of foul dachshund husks
You joyless lowboy of miasmic moor hen excretes
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