Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak chifforobe of carcinogenic langur pee
You gruesome rack of arthritic otterhound evacuation
You unenjoyable magazine of sullied mastodon hemorrhage
You heavy wire basket of allergic gnu goat remains
You galling quiver of pocky cattalo regurgitation
You grinding mortar of infective colobus salivation
You heartsickening hutch of palsied musk deer butts
You tiresome coaster of noxious wasp excreta
You dire drum of unwholesome fireworm ash
You beautiless cabinet of nephritic stilt embers
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