Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized bureau of besmirched water bug rags
You rebarbative escritoire of unhealthful catamount flatulence
You dismaying bandbox of toxicant sheep voidance
You grim-faced chest of colicky Corriedale remains
You wearisome teakettle of rheumatic swordfish pee
You irksome brazier of rickety mouse spittle
You abominable pannier of toxical Barbary horse feces
You burdensome picnic basket of unassimilable warbler rheum
You gruesome double boiler of freeloving buff Orpington survivals
You mephitic calabash of scrofulous wren-tit waste
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