Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating loving cup of veneniferous Cheviot drool
You obscene powder horn of ulcerous Scottish blackface detritus
You heartwounding crate of paralytic bluegill voidance
You ill-shaped coffee cup of venomous false map turtle sperm
You affecting stoup of hydropic wood rat urine
You irritating coffer of ratty mouse relics
You lamentable pocketbook of neuralgic flea beetle rumps
You nauseating labis [eccl] of leprous marmoset refuse
You foul ashtray of polluted wallaby pats
You bitter boiler of phthisic barbet regurgitation
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