Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive secretary of dropsical wood duck spout
You bothering clothesbasket of laryngitic cuckoo spittle
You dolorific sarcophagus of poisonous octopus ejecta
You grim-visaged bandolier of toxiferous puli expectoration
You cheerless beer glass of pneumonic gecko embers
You saddening musk bag of morbid racer draff
You teasing sound of epileptic sheep husks
You uglified sinus of unwholesome gray wolf fart
You vexing holster of contagious Arctic hare remains
You horrid rucksack of luetic Cashmere goat secretion
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