Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced wastepaper basket of pestilential redhead eccrisis
You marred washbasin of polluted boar butts
You ugly commode of tainted fruit-tree bark beetle flow
You ill-looking bedroll of infected merganser leftovers
You odious schooner of grubby curlew slag
You desolating powder horn of envenomed red grouse hemorrhage
You bothering flagon of anemic shovel-nose barf
You unpretty moneybag of gangrenous bighorn sheep emesis
You weighty vesicle of tumorous American water spaniel manure
You crude air sac of debauched pigeon hawk settlings
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