Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty trough of destructive cotton worm flops
You tormenting nose bag of plagued argali droppings
You lamentable pocketcase of miasmic dormouse puke
You ill-proportioned mortar of apoplectic New Hampshire vestiges
You galling Canterbury of mortified gnatcatcher flux
You evil-looking wardrobe of leprous black fox disgorgement
You repulsive milk pail of unsanitary jackal rheum
You hard-featured gravy boat of neuritic Havana brown cat flow
You stinking skep of gouty ptarmigan butts
You disconcerting gourd of cancerous weevil chips
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