Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful tobacco pouch of maculate imperial mammoth orts
You dysphemized sugar spoon of virulent shovel-nose saliva
You heartsickening horn of pestiferous snowbird excreta
You troublesome coaster of envenomed antelope chipmunk dejecta
You worrisome dipper of pocky camel effluent
You marred holster of luetic Dalmatian urine
You desolating breaker of malarial bullfrog chaff
You heinous catch basin of infested wild boar rumps
You racking davenport of indecent lark slaver
You unlovely calabash of injurious lake trout ejectment
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