Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive kit of encephalitic skate foam
You unsavory jug of illicit swallow effluent
You atrocious caddie bag of noxious leech slag
You annoying golf bag of harmful porgy flatulence
You lamentable trencher of rachitic roadrunner eccrisis
You heartrending jardiniere of insalubrious termite salts
You afflictive canteen of defiled toad scum
You weighty sinus of unhealthy American quarter horse regurgitation
You distasteful schooper of debauched cavy shavings
You woebegone bakepan of neuritic yellowtail parings
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