Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying casket of impure white fox sewerage
You evil-looking hogshead of epileptic fluke leftovers
You disturbing tallboy of morbid shellfish piddle
You evil-favored poke of syphilitic Percheron shit
You unattractive hope chest of arthritic Appaloosa excretion
You malodorous sheath of pathogenic sow bug eructation
You wearying lowboy of adulterous scarlet tanager survivals
You harassing air sac of pestilential flicker flatuosity
You tragic noggin of plagued crake ejection
You woeful cistern of soiled Dalmatian slaver
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