Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless horn of toxic dragon chips
You unengaging creamer of gangrened tobacco worm dregs
You tiresome bursa of morbid wild goat scum
You touching coffee cup of deadly Santa Gertrudis crap
You noxious plate of harmful caracal discharge
You obnoxious breadbasket of bilious mastiff piddle
You awkward dessert spoon of nephritic coati stumps
You objectionable file of toxicant capybara squirt
You ill-favored wallet of luetic yellow jacket depositions
You provoking messkit of unvirginal rat terrier traces
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