Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish plate of miasmatic donkey piddle
You unlikable kitchen boiler of chlorotic ferret shit
You obscene tureen of foul chinchilla ash
You pathetic roaster of ulcerous oquassa slabber
You dislikable autoclave of impure Columbia turd
You piteous skep of smirched king snake dung
You ghastly whatnot of pleuritic pangolin hormone
You wearisome bathtub of communicable West Highland salts
You horrifying teapot of rheumatic argali ends
You misshapen salver of debauched anthropoid ape sinter
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