Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging hod of unsalutary bald eagle pus
You galling filing box of gouty Welsh pony jet
You grim buck basket of illicit Southdown feces
You horrifying marsupium of sullied pilot fish parings
You grim-visaged dinner plate of miasmic wren-tit crap
You despicable shell of wormy bullhead sinter
You bothering beer glass of pneumonic cassowary relics
You humiliating teacup of dropsical bush baby vomit
You dolorific handbag of cankerous jay chips
You agonizing coffee cup of veneniferous red-headed woodpecker clinkers
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