Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless poke of polluted cockroach purulence
You uninviting watering can of ravaged mew guano
You uncomely envelope of insalubrious catamount regurgitation
You ungainly kettle of variolar grayling scoria
You noisome billfold of tabid tanager barf
You gross drinking cup of infested tapir offscourings
You fetid flight bag of impure mourning dove mucus
You monstrous dish of unclean skink silt
You tragic powder box of luetic panda ructation
You excruciating creamer of pathological hamadryad fossils
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