Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy flower bowl of unwholesome red squirrel flowers
You joyless dipper of injurious Blackburnian warbler cinders
You woeful Saratoga trunk of encephalitic songbird elimination
You unbeauteous harness cask of paralytic newt eccrisis
You undelicious traveling bag of variolous bullfrog feces
You cacophonous washbasin of venomous wallaby salivation
You teratic eggcup of noisome stilt spew
You grim locker box of consumptive ferret drool
You offensive cedar chest of unhealthful tatou peba odds and ends
You cheerless bunker of deadly rainbow trout BO
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