Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant envelope of adulterous lakeland terrier ptyalism
You dreary sugar bowl of infested scaup duck egesta
You unpretty vanity case of pocky anoa ends
You objectionable mug of scorbutic dorado pus
You beastly utricle of pathological puff adder spurt
You grinding tassie [Brit] of sullied kiang jet
You unlikable caldron of cancerous eel foam
You nasty wooden basket of tainted Colorado beetle dejecta
You obnoxious flower bowl of indecent wild pig stool
You repulsive messkit of anemic haddock night soil
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