Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul wardrobe of variolar binturong gas
You bitter fistula of unchaste mako shark burp
You pestilent hamper of malarial vulture flatus
You grievous oil can of foul bloodhound ruins
You cacophonous pail of venenous turnspit shit
You importunate decanter of malign woodpecker flatuosity
You noisome pod of dropsical Columbia guano
You blotted desk of cankerous chaffinch settlings
You pesky sheath of impure raccoon fart
You stinking box of miasmic hellbender fossils
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