Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul mail pouch of infested bullfinch precipitations
You tragic blackjack of palsied shovel-nose disgorgement
You dysphemized tyg of debauched miniature pinscher excreta
You unattractive flowerpot of infectious bettong spurt
You grim-visaged mug of rheumatic zebu moraine
You grievous crock of edematous binturong embers
You fulsome coffee cup of dyspeptic hog squirt
You bothering sound of malign camel ejection
You grim-faced drawer of mortified gavial purulence
You desolating posnet of phthisic drosophila holdovers
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