Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely butt of gangrenous gnu goat shavings
You despicable dipper of cancerous duckbill emission
You repelling finger bowl of tabetic kite ordure
You heavy stave basket of scorbutic songbird stubble
You plaguing highball glass of pneumonic Old English sheep dog eruption
You troublesome vial of infective horse mackerel scoria
You afflicting paten of ulcerous phoebe husks
You teasing jorum of injurious mealybug sinter
You awkward teaspoon of scabietic carancho residue
You affecting bud vase of measly guinea pig debris
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