Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful billfold of pestiferous Rhodesian ridgeback depositions
You displeasing teakettle of infective matamata snot
You atrocious wastepaper basket of grubby pronghorn egesta
You irksome sack of variolous manatee piddle
You hideous labis [eccl] of indecent grouse scraps
You aggravating washbasin of scrofulous brown bear effusion
You misbegotten basin of virulent Poland China sweat
You uncomely crane of poisonous flying fish scoria
You detestable coffin of insanitary grackle excretion
You insupportable udder of wormy redwing pee
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