Insult code by Ron Hardin.
Each entry has about 42 bits of randomness. Queries are not recorded. Randomness is probably as good as the random resource in the operating system.
You heavy wineskin of ratty coypu smut
You gross attache´ case of scorbutic goby ejectamenta
You sickening horn of epileptic snowshoe rabbit jakes
You ungraced platter of septic Irish setter stumps
You saddening vanity bag of illicit chafer froth
You wearying cellaret of dropsical mud hen clinkers
You foul ostensorium of plagued bull terrier wind
You evil-favored salver of tumorous chipmunk filings
You hard-visaged magnum of destructive Romanov elimination
You exhausting teakettle of syphilitic proboscis monkey sweat
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