Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking wok of maculate scarab pats
You execrable jorum of consumptive trout urine
You heartbreaking golf bag of malarial coon cat pus
You onerous potty of ratty shad fly stubble
You unpleasing bleb of pleuritic terrier BO
You unsavory flower bowl of pestiferous marmot slobber
You foul tassie [Brit] of unchaste kite flatulence
You touching kitchen cabinet of pediculous Sealyham terrier ejecta
You grim bunker of unwholesome dogfish flatus
You torturous cannikin of tubercular muskellunge scum
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