Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid bail of tainted vesper sparrow purulence
You dreary capsule of rickety mosquito hawk ejecta
You shapeless vargueno of hydropic Marco Polo's sheep grounds
You horrifying tucker bag [Austral] of infectious porpoise soot
You graceless jerrican of venenous wood owl shavings
You disconcerting footlocker of innutritious kinkajou guano
You deplorable stave basket of measly owl clinkers
You monstrous fruit basket of insanitary pointer crap
You frightful coffin of tubercular house martin rheum
You depressing credenza of bilious kittiwake disgorgement
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