Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged blister of tubercular redhead fart
You unwelcome crate of venerate echidna ejection
You sad milk pail of teeming Minorca spout
You cacophonous vanity bag of wanton albacore purulence
You monstrous wardrobe of contaminated guanaco hormone
You loathsome bassinet of wormy adder flatuosity
You racking pocketcase of measly barracuda urine
You galling ostensorium of loose-moraled Brussels griffon sialorrhea
You obscene cancelli of plagued Australian terrier stubble
You sour sac of scorbutic screech owl hemorrhage
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