Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling hot-water bottle of leprous ling sweepings
You unsavory ditty bag of venenous cattalo ejecta
You untasteful utricle of wanton lark residue
You sour soupspoon of malignant pointer debris
You bleak wardrobe of beset horned rattlesnake butts
You heinous chiffonier of scrofulous chickaree puke
You hateful tea urn of poisonous ray chaff
You harsh bassinet of pathogenic wahoo egesta
You obnoxious chest of defiled stone fly extrusion
You comfortless sugar bowl of sullied eft manure
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