Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable tinderbox of cancerous gallinule flatuosity
You grisly desk of indecent dragonfly urine
You base carafe of epileptic Rhode Island white piddle
You inelegant brazier of contaminated Chihuahua perspiration
You misproportioned chiffonier of nephritic junco excretion
You humiliating cell of incontinent snook spit
You provoking hope chest of pathological kea silt
You pestiferous ewer of sullied miniature poodle depositions
You ungainly spittoon of venomous Appaloosa eruption
You disagreeable ostensorium of carcinogenic prairie dog ash
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