Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tyrannous shovel of unsanitary Irish water spaniel dung
You vexatious scrip [archaic] of infectious harlequin cabbage bug night soil
You dismaying firkin of cankered hippopotamus jakes
You mortifying briefcase of harmful gorilla turd
You irritating ammunition box of sullied bald eagle sweepings
You dire bidet of dropsical Devon ejectamenta
You misbegotten horn of noxious raven ejecta
You pestilent hutch of tabetic eel vomit
You undelicious hod of venenous sheldrake emesis
You grim-faced mortar of wormy musk hog exudate
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