Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming gravy boat of luetic crake belch
You fetid boot of innutritious saddle horse turd
You hateful biggin of bilious ricebird sialagogue
You horrid vargueno of palsied firebrat jakes
You agonizing tumbler of venomous Bactrian camel smut
You pestiferous vanity bag of consumptive oquassa dregs
You harsh magazine of tubercular cockatiel chips
You repulsive demijohn of allergic sandpiper rheum
You ungraced grip of grubby West Highland BO
You sore loculus of insanitary Belted Galloway emission
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