Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable dustpan of encephalitic firefly spittle
You ill-made pan broiler of rickety wildebeest feculence
You rueful coffee cup of edematous mouse deer sewage
You uninviting ark of abandoned coelacanth husks
You shapeless crib of unchaste podura snot
You ungainly dishpan of incontinent Leghorn excrement
You unaesthetic casserole of unassimilable roe scum
You oppressive tumbler of morbid lamprey spew
You unpretty udder of pestilential botfly sweat
You afflicting dinner pail of peccant bunting precipitates
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