Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced dispatch box of pocky basking shark rags
You ill-looking trug of pediculous crustacean secretion
You atrocious closet of insanitary Eskimo dog vestiges
You dolorous clothesbasket of scrofulous herring chips
You homely davenport of besmirched kissing bug survivals
You foul thermos of noisome fulmar silt
You dreadful clothespress of tabid tomato worm hemorrhage
You aggravating piepan of mortified yellowbird defecation
You shocking catchall of morbific coypu thyroxin
You rebarbative cistern of allergic cockatiel fossils
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