Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending backpack of foul harlequin cabbage bug pats
You unattractive trowel of adulterous Andalusian slaver
You wearisome sack of unwholesome barn swallow filings
You ill-proportioned pocket of beset trumpeter scraps
You uncomely crucible of contagious cockatiel flux
You baneful spade of toxiferous kissing bug remnants
You atrocious cone of rachitic Shorthorn excretion
You afflictive canteen of venenous tuna spittle
You repellent spider of carcinogenic Airedale grounds
You tiresome ashcan of smirched tatou peba effusion
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