Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful flower bowl of harmful coon cinders
You dysphemistic schooner of miasmal hyena slabber
You terrible rack of plagued okapi defecation
You misshapen piepan of pedicular Basenji squirt
You sore trunk of unchaste firefly transudation
You unsightly breadbasket of diseased oyster catcher dingleberry
You deformed spider of unsanitary siskin embers
You horrific bread pan of malignant pelican slag
You uncomely scrip [archaic] of tumorigenic golden trout moraine
You heavy dipper of hydropic kinglet elimination
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