Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening boll of colicky haddock elimination
You aggravating phial of paralytic siren pee
You sad folio of indigestible yellowlegs salts
You noisome grip of miasmic English sparrow leftovers
You rueful crock of septic goldfish jet
You foul garbage can of teeming parrot sewage
You unpleasant compote of bilious pike residuua
You grotesque packet of adulterous grunion precipitates
You stinking vesicle of besmirched mastodon sialagogue
You intolerable pail of scrofulous tsine leavings
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