Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly lowboy of scrofulous Marco Polo's sheep settlings
You harrowing ark of allergic Hambletonian dung
You dismaying wok of venenous canvasback urine
You insupportable traveling bag of luetic flying squirrel coprolite
You plaguesome bud vase of gouty milk snake debris
You foul urn of wanton water buffalo piss
You exasperating Canterbury of paralytic elk effusion
You horrible teapot of colicky bookworm excrement
You pestilent blister of infective shoveler orts
You ungraced cream pitcher of foul keeshond barf
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