Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating hipflask of infested mockingbird refuse
You ghastly Canterbury of paralytic St. Bernard stool
You unshapely pail of adulterous plover fart
You disagreeable soup bowl of gouty Plymouth dribble
You repulsive terrine of bilious archerfish husks
You heartwounding phial of ulcerated permit manure
You harsh tea urn of tubercular sea elephant excretion
You unattractive capsule of carcinogenic nightjar crap
You evil-favored washbasin of dropsical Orpington fossils
You repugnant box of unhealthful billbug voidance
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