Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible gourd of unvirginal silver salmon rubbish
You unbeauteous chamber pot of allergic carabao ptyalism
You pitiable stoup of loose-moraled tamarin alluvia
You distressing scabbard of morbid entellus feces
You galling cream pitcher of arthritic leafhopper spittle
You repulsive snuffbox of miasmatic adder eccrisis
You desolating trug of pathogenic bullfrog burp
You afflicting powder horn of virulent kissing bug jet
You grim-faced tin can of ravaged mugger offscourings
You piteous tun of chlorotic alligator gar hormone
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