Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating highboy of toxical skate silt
You plaguey blister of luetic viper effluent
You horrid evening bag of cankered lantern fish feces
You ill-proportioned bin of tabetic herring slabber
You ungainly pillbox of virulent grosbeak parings
You irksome boodle bag of dyspeptic jumping mouse shavings
You teratic frail of unsanitary butcher bird crap
You displeasing housewife of tainted pigeon hawk embers
You provoking bucket of malign caribou detritus
You pathetic kettle of besmirched groundhog droppings
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