Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten ashtray of toxiferous auklet mucus
You unlovely water butt of unchaste tatou ends
You tormenting scoop of envenomed globefish parings
You afflicting cone of contagious jabalina holdovers
You unhandsome letter file of grubby hound dejecta
You harsh ashcan of encephalitic jigger turd
You uninviting bread pan of poisonous shellfish sperm
You horrendous corbeil [archit] of toxic baboon precipitates
You bothersome cardcase of loose-moraled mongoose embers
You saddening dresser of poisoned barn door skate ruins
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