Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible puncheon of loose New Hampshire dingleberry
You rotten beaker of cankerous lyrebird filings
You unwelcome jorum of impure whalebone whale salivation
You irritating silique of infested dachshund excretes
You evil-favored jug of pedicular rail coprolith
You dolorous keg of poisonous Cashmere goat ends
You unappealing decanter of rachitic wild sheep flops
You awkward matchbox of luetic guenon odds and ends
You defaced caster of encephalitic cicada smut
You unhandsome flower basket of deadly whitetail offscourings
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