Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gargoylish utricle of scorbutic storm petrel dregs
You regrettable commode of unassimilable Shorthorn stumps
You dire honeypot of diabetic oryx stool
You sore biggin of unclean teredo relics
You unshapely stoup of palsied keeshond ejaculation
You dysphemized follicle of dropsical greenbottle fly scoria
You poignant cone of smirched kookaburra tears
You rueful trug of beset egret purulence
You disconcerting fifth of dyspeptic crustacean turd
You misshapen pottinger of syphilitic golden trout sweat
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