Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending stoup of beset blackbird pats
You humiliating biggin of tubercular Newfoundland froth
You inelegant tobacco pouch of variolar lark diaphoresis
You horrible flagon of wanton prairie dog sperm
You repugnant vat of besmirched English foxhound debris
You excruciating wok of illicit swine purulence
You irking creel of hypertensive gar dross
You consuming percolator of indigestible tic-polonga flux
You miasmic punch bowl of unhygenic jaguar dingleberry
You wearying press of infective Irish setter survivals
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