Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful trowel of tumorous sea cow evacuation
You nauseating crucible of venerate Brown Swiss flatulence
You repellent pail of contaminated argusfish flatus
You sharp crate of luetic Alsatian sewerage
You revolting bureau of unassimilable yellowlegs voidance
You unlovely valise of epileptic kuvasz stubble
You dolorific pocket of variolar bullhead expulsion
You pitiable rundlet of cankerous gazelle hound hemorrhage
You wearying warming pan of veneniferous bushtit scum
You dismal coffin of unchaste white Wyandotte piddle
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