Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored teapot of incontinent anchovy offscourings
You hard-visaged kilderkin of pediculous crossbill snot
You unpalatable sugar bowl of toxicant Manchester terrier vomition
You nauseating wok of gangrenous worm snake vomit
You horrifying dipper of deadly smelt survivals
You plaguey silique of infectious pocket mouse disgorgement
You dolorous scabbard of dyspeptic scup regurgitation
You agonizing cannikin of noisome caracal excrement
You embarrassing hope chest of harmful Merino saliva
You nasty cuspidor of tabid lark odds and ends
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