Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful waiter of leprous giant bass precipitations
You sad biggin of sullied siskin jakes
You spoiled brandy snifter of pathological goldfish stubble
You unbearable sound of tumorigenic wood pigeon wind
You miasmal dinner pail of septic Welsh terrier smut
You horrific cereal bowl of adulterous lyrebird dribble
You insupportable spade of ulcerated blue fox stumps
You grim-faced hutch of arthritic dung beetle clinkers
You vile canister of gouty chigetai refuse
You misproportioned labis [eccl] of unclean griffon residuua
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