Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal cruet of tabetic giant ground sloth jakes
You hard-visaged skillet of infective peccary remains
You insufferable wallet of septic hellgrammite saliva
You beautiless schoolbag of envenomed oriole traces
You aggravating kilderkin of toxiferous bull mastiff rheum
You wearing air sac of wormy Columbia debris
You graceless bunker of miasmatic jennet sialorrhea
You unengaging pipe of foul constrictor droppings
You ignoble sacculus of indecent egret residue
You untasteful tote bag of tubercular conger spurt
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