Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vile decanter of venenous flounder hormone
You heartbreaking drinking horn of gouty Guernsey scourings
You humiliating mazer of tubercular wildcat flux
You unpalatable bandbox of nephritic lovebird sperm
You aggravating ditty bag of consumptive glowworm flatulence
You shocking vitrine of morbific Cleveland Bay manure
You crude pouch of ravaged gray fox autacoid
You grim-visaged waiter of virulent Yorkshire dung
You unwelcome udder of noisome carcajou sewerage
You graceless bushel of loose-moraled capuchin filings
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