Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing washtub of incontinent wren-tit scoria
You depressing monstrance of diabetic Romeldale coprolite
You depressive washbasin of toxic greylag goose remnants
You dreadful sugar spoon of tumorigenic cisco rheum
You intolerable reticule of measly blue whale turd
You deformed drinking horn of laryngitic tatouay excretes
You dolorific butt of anemic mute swan spew
You ill-featured cone of malarial vesper sparrow perspiration
You thankless hipflask of adulterous mole cricket refuse
You dreary snuffbox of toxiferous New Hampshire red jakes
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