Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely sea bag of variolar ortolan butts
You nasty palette of pocky Russian blue cat dingleberry
You worrisome tray of unwholesome Welsh egesta
You unappeteizing Boston bag of scorbutic turnstone elimination
You bothering locker of poisoned brush turkey sweat
You uninviting sack of grubby loon spout
You monstrous goblet of pleuritic electric fish eccrisis
You baneful cereal bowl of noisome grouse remains
You woebegone billfold of morbific cone-nose cinders
You pestilent splint basket of miasmal black face Highland flowers
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