Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling fruit basket of dyspeptic peewee manure
You abominable stoup of miasmatic pike precipitates
You horrendous schoolbag of epileptic song thrush belch
You unlikable folio of insalubrious rhesus foam
You grievous footlocker of arthritic affenpinscher vestiges
You clumsy cruet of diabetic sidewinder excretion
You unbearable spade of diseased Marco Polo's sheep depositions
You burdensome potty of plagued wild sheep residue
You repugnant saucepan of harmful hare holdovers
You objectionable stomach of phthisic cockroach dung
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