Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending cyathus of tabetic moose scoria
You awful chest of drawers of infested Clydesdale terrier effluent
You galling money box of injurious blue jay residue
You sore bureau of ravaged doctor fish stubble
You stinking caddie bag of wormy aye-aye slobber
You grotesque pocketbook of pestiferous sprat eruption
You dolorogenic trowel of encephalitic Welsh springer spaniel dribble
You hard-visaged oil can of unvirginal sawfly squirt
You spoiled piggin of unclean teal jet
You harassing matchbox of tumorigenic auk rubbish
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