Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing coal scuttle of epileptic trematode ptyalism
You abominable fifth of scrofulous prairie fox effluent
You regrettable coffee urn of destructive ringtail survivals
You galling hamper of podagric pickerel ca-ca
You piteous pannier of defiled Irish water spaniel froth
You hard-visaged stomach of communicable Lincoln ructation
You dismaying trunk of tubercular borer butts
You blotted carboy of gangrened eagle emesis
You hard-featured pod of polluted Havana brown cat slaver
You blemished dispatch box of besmirched perch gas
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