Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten kilderkin of palsied tsine shavings
You gruesome scoop of indecent pangolin sewerage
You abhorrent bleb of polluted yellowhammer perspiration
You replusive vat of toxicant stinkbug butts
You vile sheath of grubby aardvark evacuation
You crude messkit of ravaged vulture soot
You wearisome silique of toxiferous laughing jackass settlings
You poignant dresser of rheumatic Chihuahua flatuosity
You nauseating bakepan of unhygenic eel detritus
You ungainly cell of maculate wheatear effluent
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