Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid GI can of luetic tsetse fly ejectment
You ungraced tumbler of rachitic blue Andalusian sialorrhea
You tormenting lota of foul kiang flatuosity
You unsightly ostensorium of veneniferous leech dribble
You dismaying carpetbag of besmirched reindeer sweat
You heavy soupspoon of variolar eft belch
You galling dosser of loose sage grouse disgorgement
You depressing shovel of sullied glutton settlings
You awful teapot of toxic Skye terrier autacoid
You odious bunker of rheumatic emu ejection
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