Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable flowerpot of pestilential Corriedale salivation
You unlovely bakepan of plagued argusfish ordure
You distressful bin of unsalutary musk-ox pats
You misbegotten jardiniere of teeming loach elimination
You ugly gripsack of cankered muskellunge soot
You miasmal tucker bag [Austral] of adulterous curculio droppings
You harsh filing box of indecent hake husks
You detestable bathtub of venenous harpy eagle excretes
You horrid eggcup of dyspeptic shovelhead shark piss
You cheerless calyx of diseased lyrebird hormone
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