Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable rummer of septic bluebird saliva
You pesky kibble of malignant black fox traces
You galling capsule of peccant gaur hormone
You dire phial of tabetic elephant spout
You ghastly canister of miasmatic oont [India] pus
You loathsome pitcher of epileptic sucker manure
You unsightly flacon of miasmic nutria dross
You rueful folio of laryngitic black Sumatra belch
You disconcerting brazier of insanitary fruit-tree bark beetle feces
You despicable dresser of carcinogenic Scottish terrier orts
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