Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing sewing basket of ulcerated bullhead flatulence
You execrable cone of lousy siren ends
You grim-visaged salver of scrofulous beagle ejectamenta
You forbidding platter of consumptive caribou sewerage
You repelling punnet of venerate copperhead shit
You provoking garbage can of rachitic burro guano
You plaguey bureau of pediculous wharf rat precipitations
You unshapely e´tui of veneniferous miller defecation
You ugly bowl of pathological springtail remnants
You sore spatula of unhealthy roach stool
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