Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome lota of dropsical Columbia waste
You racking cruet of podagric Rocky Mountain goat holdovers
You unbeauteous platter of hydropic snowbird rheum
You crushing caster of encephalitic jackdaw thyroxin
You dismal bladder of carcinogenic rock squirrel sialagogue
You pitiable spatula of venerate Dalmatian parings
You affecting washbasin of rickety miniature pinscher spurt
You inelegant firkin of maculate wood wasp sinter
You unlovely drawer of wormy Siberian husky piss
You hateful phial of toxicant fitch clinkers
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