Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable dessert spoon of infective muskellunge fart
You touching packet of envenomed Russian owtchar urine
You heinous casket of tumorigenic flying fish shit
You grievous wastepaper basket of ulcerated earwig burp
You malodorous tobacco pouch of wanton Norwich terrier excretion
You distressful jerrican of defiled candlefish slaver
You discomforting firkin of colicky albatross saliva
You repulsive pony of rachitic chimpanzee elimination
You pesky schooner of loose-moraled rattlesnake droppings
You joyless skillet of noxious Sussex precipitations
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