Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten ashtray of dyspeptic harpy eagle sediment
You nauseating pocket of tumorigenic Ayrshire ends
You lamentable phial of indigestible duck crap
You scarecrowish bidet of tumorous stilt piss
You ill-shaped pod of wormy night-heron sinter
You deformed paten of cankerous filefish vomition
You uglified shovel of scorbutic Wyandotte excreta
You burdensome ammunition box of pneumonic mud puppy slobber
You intolerable bread pan of lousy bluebird excretes
You bothersome chifforobe of consumptive French coach horse expulsion
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