Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned pan broiler of tainted Charolais scourings
You harassing bundle of mortified kaama [Africa] barf
You vexing kilderkin of pocky Cornish sialorrhea
You regrettable hod of peccant Rock Cornish slobber
You tragic sea bag of tumorous Scottish blackface rubbish
You woebegone catch basin of unhealthful Welsh Mountain sperm
You unpretty flower basket of unvirginal right whale excretes
You base caster of teeming Hambletonian spurt
You disagreeable caldron of ravaged haddock traces
You wearying letter file of veneniferous jackrabbit disgorgement
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