Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy catchall of tainted hyena pats
You marred ammunition box of palsied botfly manure
You noxious watering can of miasmal Cotswold BO
You unspeakable till of ulcerated Waler effusion
You mephitic filing box of deadly caecilian ash
You dismal jar of venerate titmouse feculence
You humiliating sheath of smirched grampus clinkers
You gargoylish casket of ratty affenpinscher sweat
You grotesque urn of destructive black bass eructation
You unenjoyable pericarp of debauched mountain sheep droppings
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