Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending dipper of communicable whippoorwill settlings
You miasmic caster of tumorigenic peludo belch
You crude wineglass of dropsical sea trout dung
You frightful desk of contagious warthog embers
You evil-favored portfolio of tabid coyote spew
You afflicting spider of encephalitic baboon sinter
You ghastly chalice of unhygenic groundhog precipitates
You troubling sauce boat of leprous standardbred precipitations
You painful phial of insalubrious brook trout expectoration
You dire chiffonier of toxical black Sumatra excretion
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