Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic salver of envenomed swine ejecta
You execrable saccus of malignant box turtle perspiration
You ungainly drum of neuritic pochard evacuation
You ungraced bag of impure Welsh Mountain fart
You obscene envelope of pocky pasang filings
You awkward flask of toxiferous torpedo fish deposits
You unwelcome keg of grubby Leicester ash
You unappeteizing bleb of syphilitic Brahman shavings
You unpleasant blackjack of adulterous gerbil egesta
You nauseating goblet of virulent piranha stumps
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