Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful blister of syphilitic gray fox jakes
You uncomfortable clothesbasket of pestiferous tiger moth flatuosity
You clumsy flowerpot of contagious red grouse ejecta
You terrible breadbasket of beset shepherd dog dingleberry
You vexatious billy of miasmatic toucan guano
You misshapen casserole of edematous smelt piss
You dismaying milk pail of cankered kite draff
You spoiled palette of maculate Waler drool
You malformed gravy boat of rheumatic catamount sialorrhea
You sore magnum of impure phalarope effluent
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