Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing escritoire of variolar Rex cat rubbish
You pestilent footlocker of plagued drum spit
You uncomfortable saucepan of unchaste Belgian sheep dog fart
You unlovely magazine of insanitary panda defecation
You oppressive schooper of measly carancho expectoration
You noisome gallbladder of foul bittern precipitations
You shocking sugar bowl of lousy Tennessee walking horse egestion
You unpalatable hopper of loose-moraled toy terrier diaphoresis
You troublesome warming pan of debauched argali rumps
You teratic bud vase of contaminated termite remnants
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