Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating coaster of peccant hake shavings
You rending coffer of morbid papillon silt
You noisome footlocker of cankered horsefly gas
You heinous vacuum bottle of scrofulous bobolink eruption
You vexatious tallboy of miasmic speckled Sussex soot
You hard-favored socket of grubby flatfish mucus
You plaguey fifth of wanton cutlass fish residue
You afflictive marsupium of unclean cassowary ejaculation
You insufferable casserole of pestilential peba sweepings
You painful cell of poisoned musk hog dejecta
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