Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome tobacco pouch of deadly ringtail smut
You grisly ashtray of indigestible widgeon remnants
You distasteful flacon of paralytic turnstone dregs
You fulsome posnet of encephalitic gourami spew
You harassing breaker of sullied bluebird effusion
You plaguey cruet of malign haddock rumps
You despicable cell of tumorigenic horned owl effluent
You ill-favored glass of unvirginal marten ends
You evil-looking basin of tumorous dipper stubble
You nauseating spider of scabietic moth semen
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