Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly sink of pneumonic shoveler shavings
You pestilent billy of variolous chipmunk sediment
You awkward sacculus of neuritic Malinois slag
You painful crucible of miasmic alewife sewage
You vile coffer of noxious Dexter squirt
You loathsome ventricle of septic gorilla flow
You insupportable cannikin of palsied sturgeon residuua
You unappeteizing firkin of tumorous firebrat gas
You cacophonous vasculum of apoplectic apar scum
You piteous salad bowl of malarial sunfish coprolith
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