Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive vasculum of poisoned Dorking burp
You aggravating vase of scabietic black Orpington ejectment
You tormenting cabinet of foul chaffinch fart
You pestilential money box of dropsical turkey buzzard dribble
You repugnant frying pan of peccant capercaillie slaver
You mortifying attache´ case of poisonous towhee chaff
You unlovely cruet of pedicular porbeagle defecation
You woebegone trug of veneniferous jackdaw guano
You wearing gunny of infected coati orts
You heartbreaking escritoire of pleuritic miniature poodle relics
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