Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter vargueno of besmirched Welsh Mountain rheum
You ugly bail of veneniferous golden trout eruption
You homely vanity case of miasmic gudgeon spout
You untasteful tablespoon of deadly bobcat purulence
You crushing glass of contaminated skink sinter
You depressive watering can of miasmal Guernsey parings
You grim-visaged cuspidor of indecent white Orpington piss
You rebarbative fruit basket of venenous Gordon setter ejecta
You unaesthetic Saratoga trunk of sullied magpie draff
You dire budget [dial] of toxiferous horned toad pee
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