Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting teakettle of morbid albatross rubbish
You undelicious harness cask of hypertensive chickadee refuse
You fulsome schooner of consumptive goldfish hemorrhage
You dreadful musette bag of ulcerous French coach horse ejectamenta
You homely bowl of loose wolfhound fossils
You mephitic bidet of soiled striped bass thyroxin
You dysphemized bud vase of unhealthy New Hampshire red detritus
You ungraceful rundlet of diseased gopher snake remains
You distasteful dresser of malignant horn fly hormone
You foul gravy boat of ratty keeshond scoria
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