Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced teacup of morbific horn fly shavings
You disagreeable gravy boat of unclean fisher spittle
You burdensome hope chest of noisome booby sinter
You dismal tub of incontinent bobcat snot
You defaced sink of noxious Yorkshire terrier rags
You harassing cruse of infectious barn swallow alluvia
You offensive palette of dyspeptic mayfly embers
You sharp coffer of pedicular woodcock hemorrhage
You troublesome gallbladder of virulent potato bug ejection
You malformed vitrine of teeming hog-nose snake coprolite
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