Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude salver of unassimilable West Highland ca-ca
You vexing scrip [archaic] of pleuritic fireworm fart
You unshapely roaster of destructive tench stool
You unenjoyable sack of impure water moccasin dribble
You worrisome tableware of pestilential blue Andalusian purulence
You miasmal game bag of anemic St. Bernard ejectment
You rebarbative labis [eccl] of unhygenic steelhead perspiration
You ungraced dosser of plagued vireo saliva
You nasty poke of pathogenic sage grouse fossils
You irking tray of unchaste potto night soil
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