Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive monstrance of encephalitic flea fossils
You importunate paten of scabietic blackcap settlings
You ill-looking cell of allergic puff adder belch
You horrific musette bag of soiled mongoose odds and ends
You unbeautiful bandbox of carcinogenic dormouse dross
You repulsive credenza of maculate urial BO
You wearing golf bag of tainted fish hawk stubble
You unengaging dinner pail of defiled cockatiel ejectamenta
You excruciating buck basket of noisome Thian Shan sheep eruption
You grotesque cage of leprous nematode flow
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