Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous briefcase of debauched elk odds and ends
You overburdensome moneybag of destructive thornback ray remainders
You teratic highboy of bilious water buffalo holdovers
You ghastly budget [dial] of noisome goshawk slaver
You abhorrent boodle bag of colicky junco slabber
You harassing dishpan of unhealthful anteater shit
You horrible coal scuttle of tainted potato bug fossils
You vexing cannikin of unassimilable American lion pus
You noxious e´tui of leprous Scottish blackface sweat
You marred biggin of freeloving black cat guano
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