Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored game bag of defiled erne transudation
You loathsome cist of malignant sea cow slabber
You troublesome matchbox of unsanitary crocodile excretion
You joyless barracks bag of pestiferous weasel pus
You pestilent picnic basket of unchaste sulfur-bottom whale stumps
You obscene schoolbag of innutritious Groenendael exudation
You hateful duffel bag of destructive anthropoid ape residue
You agonizing bedroll of insalubrious buffalo bug piss
You irksome roaster of pathological caracal exudate
You horrendous mazer of pneumonic sloth parings
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