Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting boot of peccant podura spittle
You ungainly stewpan of lousy giant schnauzer piddle
You replusive flacon of tabetic widgeon night soil
You dreary magazine of scorbutic kestrel pats
You vile canister of cancerous cow grounds
You odious waiter of infected oyster catcher settlings
You vexing shell of toxicant springer spaniel flowers
You afflicting puncheon of ulcerous stoat sperm
You displeasing coffer of anemic black face Highland slaver
You overburdensome shot glass of tubercular glowworm precipitates
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