Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly hatbox of rachitic green turtle heaves
You comfortless skep of infected gourami pus
You sad sacculus of scrofulous American saddle horse droppings
You dreadful bucket of malignant cutthroat trout puke
You pesky vargueno of insalubrious argala perspiration
You harsh bunker of septic Merino extrusion
You ignoble scoop of toxicant rattlesnake foam
You cheerless tin can of dyspeptic grouse spurt
You heartrending gunny of dropsical snowbird dribble
You racking beaker of gouty butterfly agama flops
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