Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed poke of dropsical honker expulsion
You onerous trowel of noisome porpoise traces
You moving box of unassimilable cicala grounds
You disagreeable flasket of unchaste pocket rat spittle
You worrying crib of noxious mastiff ejection
You rending eggcup of luetic capuchin coprolith
You pestiferous budget [dial] of incontinent grosbeak vomition
You revolting teaspoon of plagued anole voidance
You tragic wineglass of unhealthful wren-tit emission
You pestilent Boston bag of ratty bookworm saliva
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