Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy dispatch box of ulcerous dragon sewage
You nauseating compote of peccant burro deer waste
You rueful hipflask of wanton horned viper moraine
You misproportioned china of veneniferous chafer residue
You ill-proportioned jardiniere of unchaste Chihuahua silt
You tyrannous desk of laryngitic bulldog sperm
You gross poke of tumorigenic gourami mucus
You awkward tallboy of gangrened flying marmot draff
You scarecrowish pack sack of pedicular angleworm vomit
You sorrowful milk pail of unclean coon guano
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