Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude pouch of unchaste waxwing squirt
You shapeless casserole of malignant grain beetle excrement
You heartbreaking milk pail of pathological shoveler pats
You uglified flasket of infective burro expectoration
You repelling spittoon of diabetic turnstone flow
You wearisome chiffonier of illicit thoroughbred embers
You base cage of insalubrious shipworm dingleberry
You unhandsome marsupium of mortified poyou sperm
You painful creel of toxic ermine remainders
You uninviting reed basket of edematous billbug spittle
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