Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten spoon of pestiferous Kodiak bear filings
You afflicting picnic basket of polluted Cornish feculence
You depressing kitchen cabinet of lousy whippoorwill semen
You sorrowful pillbox of defiled sidewinder cinders
You crude bandbox of ravaged thrush alluvia
You unlovely milk pail of unvirginal nighthawk dross
You racking dish of gangrened mongoose disgorgement
You uncomely traveling bag of neuralgic spaniel froth
You dismaying cruse of noxious buffalo fish night soil
You detestable gourd of variolar lantern fly flow
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