Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening splint basket of luetic sawfly mucus
You discomforting mug of palsied garganey eruption
You abhorrent kibble of scabietic crossbill excretes
You grinding platter of insanitary camel remains
You unlovely gunny of besmirched Gordon setter debris
You unwelcome teaspoon of measly peludo remnants
You rueful crock of syphilitic Russian wolfhound exudate
You regrettable bedroll of defiled dinosaur piddle
You unhandsome vasculum of pestilential English setter heaves
You cacophonous vacuum bottle of phthisic blue fish urine
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