Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungainly butt of illicit Wessex saddleback excreta
You excruciating dessert spoon of edematous grouper egesta
You unpleasant tassie [Brit] of venenous sidewinder slabber
You dire mazer of unvirginal shipworm cinders
You homely tyg of unclean catamount dingleberry
You undelicious kitchen cabinet of pestilential miniature poodle saliva
You disconcerting spoon of harmful green turtle egestion
You vile tureen of unhygenic mongoose crap
You horrific haversack of infectious Gordon setter sperm
You hard-visaged saucepan of luetic drum urine
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