Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant footlocker of virulent king cobra ructation
You revolting splint basket of neuralgic flatfish remains
You troubling pack sack of contaminated myna rheum
You noisome bail of ulcerated bobcat filings
You unwelcome bag of apoplectic right whale remainders
You regrettable jar of teeming jaguarundi droppings
You ungraceful garbage can of pathological midwife toad flow
You crude corbeil [archit] of contagious toadfish effusion
You bothering jigger of nephritic Kerry Hill spurt
You base messkit of unclean sambar mucus
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