Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful money box of arthritic smelt excretion
You exhausting casket of tumorous anole rags
You offensive cancelli of unassimilable broadtail defecation
You beautiless tub of bilious Rock Cornish drivel
You unengaging stomach of palsied water snake vomit
You grim-faced kettle of wormy toy terrier flatulence
You rotten tea urn of scorbutic potato bug ejaculation
You hard-visaged soupspoon of colicky buff Orpington slobber
You woebegone mail pouch of laryngitic golden trout fart
You deplorable bidet of unvirginal gannet scoria
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