Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal salver of tumorigenic hellgrammite jakes
You ill-shaped scoop of poisoned caracara egestion
You uninviting saucepan of tumorous caecilian eruption
You hideous posnet of unhygenic bleak drivel
You crushing spade of epileptic sow bug tears
You grinding portmanteau of sullied springer spaniel butts
You harsh e´tui of tabid barracuda coprolite
You atrocious hamper of cankerous Columbia chips
You consuming potty of ulcerous chacma ends
You replusive knapsack of wanton weakfish scourings
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