Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal net of pestiferous shepherd dog spurt
You annoying stewpan of grubby Corriedale remains
You joyless purse of venenous polar bear jet
You dolorogenic bushel of bilious dobson fly sialagogue
You grotesque cruet of deadly mallard waste
You excruciating holdall of illicit cuckoo emesis
You importunate tableware of podagric horned viper coprolith
You exasperating shovel of dropsical horntail squirt
You baneful tallboy of malignant dugong drool
You heartrending bandbox of gangrened ring-necked pheasant soot
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