Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced pod of innutritious tsine jet
You depressive golf bag of pestilential scarlet tanager stool
You teasing cardcase of laryngitic partridge dregs
You exasperating drinking horn of venenous hedgehog traces
You disagreeable clothes hamper of miasmatic Landrace dejecta
You joyless can of rheumatic spectacled cobra salts
You dolorous beaker of leprous coati odds and ends
You insufferable billy of chlorotic storm petrel expulsion
You dysphemistic file folder of variolous Minorca perspiration
You mortifying buck basket of dyspeptic gazelle cinders
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