Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating boiler of septic bullfrog flowers
You repulsive flasket of destructive Minorca disgorgement
You unalluring teakettle of syphilitic Gila monster sinter
You execrable lota of pediculous bass urine
You evil-favored teaspoon of apoplectic gorilla survivals
You affecting grip of unassimilable nightingale effusion
You plaguesome net of indecent stinkbug leavings
You rotten sarcophagus of neuritic marmoset pee
You depressive closet of veneniferous snipe filings
You noxious basin of soiled rattlesnake spew
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