Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured sea bag of malarial bank swallow flowers
You annoying air bladder of pocky tope secretion
You graceless cedar chest of toxicant miniature pinscher effusion
You unbeautiful bladder of palsied muntjac draff
You tiresome wastebasket of impure cod husks
You gargoylish pod of innutritious llama piss
You monstrous dishpan of pestiferous hamster feces
You grotesque vat of unwholesome saber-toothed tiger smut
You abhorrent trencher of unchaste horntail hormone
You disturbing dispatch box of smirched hartebeest ejaculation
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