Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant terrine of hypertensive piranha secretion
You sickening dresser of diabetic Welsh corgi wind
You ill-looking bowl of tainted Brown Swiss coprolith
You shocking wineglass of beset dorado drivel
You afflicting dish of encephalitic timber wolf guano
You gruesome skillet of pedicular Siberian husky scoria
You unengaging fruit basket of grubby imperial mammoth jet
You painful hot-water bottle of freeloving cattle egret ends
You malodorous crucible of palsied springtail egestion
You horrible quiver of morbid man-o'-war bird stumps
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