Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured pocketbook of noisome soft-shelled turtle puke
You pestilential dessert spoon of insalubrious fox squirrel belch
You deformed snuffbox of unwholesome mouse leavings
You aggravating file of contagious thrasher pats
You dolorific trencher of poisonous sea eagle transudation
You tormenting wineglass of scrofulous assassin bug rubbish
You ill-shaped dishpan of smirched Spotted Poland China spew
You scarecrowish Saratoga trunk of unhealthy dragon depositions
You painful cream pitcher of venenous bush wren extrusion
You ill-proportioned buck basket of toxic roundworm offscourings
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