Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene bursa of tabetic Hambletonian sweat
You atrocious boll of podagric Irish setter traces
You tormenting hogshead of ratty boxer slag
You dismaying carryall of wormy red deer barf
You sore rundlet of contagious possum lacrimation
You pathetic chiffonier of bilious water buffalo ca-ca
You dislikable cigarette case of maculate ass deposits
You horrid trencher of wanton Rhodesian ridgeback vestiges
You ill-made cabinet of cankerous miniature poodle foam
You heartrending pocket flask of defiled Jersey gas
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