Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome ashtray of envenomed blue fox stool
You ugly traveling bag of infectious guinea fowl coprolite
You dismaying game bag of unsanitary wren smut
You foul vase of pleuritic Irish setter vomit
You revolting demitasse of beset anaconda flowers
You evil-looking tobacco pouch of maculate oont [India] guano
You repugnant pericarp of pathogenic brown bear hormone
You rebarbative gallbladder of illicit wild ox piddle
You troubling goblet of consumptive lacewing sediment
You repellent bassinet of unchaste brush turkey sweepings
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