Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp locker box of harmful anchovy waste
You cheerless tablespoon of septic lammergeier droppings
You unbearable sauce boat of morbid pine snake belch
You noxious handbag of tainted pill bug leftovers
You deplorable cereal bowl of unhealthy capybara butts
You spoiled escritoire of wanton jigger BO
You ill-looking kitchen boiler of arthritic billbug hormone
You tyrannous golf bag of plagued komondor scraps
You overburdensome percolator of toxical Norfolk spaniel precipitations
You cacophonous crate of poisonous spoonbill ejection
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