Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unenjoyable chalice of debauched bank swallow chips
You uninviting sitzbath of hydropic burbot rubbish
You despicable dispatch box of apoplectic Galloway sewerage
You marred traveling bag of veneniferous woodpecker crap
You repugnant schooper of tubercular sprig spittle
You bleak dipper of tumorigenic horned screamer barf
You undelicious vanity bag of palsied elk manure
You obscene cellaret of envenomed tarpan depositions
You insufferable kibble of grubby gavial sinter
You lamentable bushel of diabetic Bouvier des Flandres husks
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