Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive tallboy of contaminated harlequin snake chips
You troubling cabinet of measly wild sheep salivation
You ill-looking bandbox of paralytic baronduki ptyalism
You grim-visaged bread pan of indecent Shorthorn froth
You dysphemistic blister of allergic elkhound pee
You galling bunker of noisome robber fly remainders
You tormenting hutch of neuralgic guinea pig shit
You odious compote of destructive coon mucus
You disconcerting creamer of arthritic deer spit
You pestiferous locker box of neuritic cisco emesis
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