Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious shot glass of noisome scarab shavings
You dislikable gallipot of scrofulous whippet hemorrhage
You racking watering can of grubby pochard sweat
You awkward tinderbox of malarial gecko emission
You horrendous desk of hypertensive dolphin ejaculation
You unshapely gunny of diabetic grayling thyroxin
You gruesome hod of hydropic mastiff drool
You unbeautiful file folder of poisonous aoudad puke
You pitiable blister of unsanitary alewife leftovers
You humiliating glass of miasmic Bouvier des Flandres autacoid
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