Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward follicle of destructive magpie hemorrhage
You miasmic evening bag of mortified woodchuck odds and ends
You displeasing demijohn of encephalitic fox foam
You dismal scrotum of morbid musk hog rumps
You annoying sheath of ulcerated shellfish traces
You repulsive flasket of infected mako shark guano
You exhausting beer glass of scrofulous blue fish detritus
You malformed roaster of deadly penguin filings
You fetid cake pan of miasmal eyra pee
You scarecrowish finger bowl of venerate whooper swan slag
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