Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic till of besmirched dachshund coprolith
You unshapely Toby-jug of toxicant gray fox ash
You woeful noggin of gouty fur seal residuua
You scarecrowish seedcase of scabietic cattle egret slobber
You overburdensome cake pan of miasmic antelope chipmunk thyroxin
You ugly spoon of soiled trumpeter purulence
You uncomfortable jeroboam of gangrenous slow-worm ptyalism
You thankless pannikin of foul Italian greyhound flux
You touching pottle of septic poorwill filings
You blotted musette bag of morbific German shepherd egestion
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