Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous chalice of anemic ptarmigan ejectment
You grim-visaged scrip [archaic] of destructive Welsh springer spaniel ash
You vexatious honeypot of cankerous toy poodle stubble
You pathetic canister of leprous wolverine exudation
You consuming money box of neuralgic cowbird eruption
You obscene traveling bag of podagric peafowl pus
You troublesome cabinet of defiled ibex crap
You pesky valise of chlorotic deerhound thyroxin
You troubling sideboard of pedicular cicala expulsion
You cheerless evening bag of tubercular mole flatus
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