Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire flight bag of incontinent Bactrian camel sputum
You ghastly utricle of miasmic hanuman dregs
You afflicting tableware of paralytic song thrush sweepings
You ill-made cist of noxious jewfish effluent
You sour pitcher of cankered dabchick odds and ends
You evil-favored double boiler of tainted sea lion heaves
You discomforting salver of destructive siskin vomition
You insupportable washbasket of pleuritic blue shark rheum
You piteous coffee urn of malign plaice barf
You unbeauteous liqueur glass of dropsical katydid pus
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