Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless schooper of pestilential sea mew filings
You dreary portfolio of bilious jumping mouse shit
You rotten rush basket of scabietic sawfly slag
You hard-visaged skippet of virulent Galloway sediment
You pitiable trug of toxicant billbug dregs
You plaguing tea chest of neuritic hummingbird ptyalism
You ungainly diplomatic pouch of tubercular Berkshire coprolite
You grinding garbage can of cankerous Rex cat excretes
You unsightly legume of tabid kestrel droppings
You unshapely cruet of insanitary kingfish pee
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