Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent cone of miasmatic zebra finch flops
You odious cyst of scabietic Scottish blackface relics
You blotted schoolbag of apoplectic lyrebird squirt
You plaguing Boston bag of ulcerated piranha ash
You malodorous locker box of adulterous ortolan dung
You contemptible pan broiler of pediculous shovelhead catfish extravasation
You awkward saucer of debauched brown thrasher spittle
You harsh sitzbath of wormy sawfish piss
You horrid tyg of luetic mouflon sperm
You grotesque coaster of scrofulous guitarfish diaphoresis
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