Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene hod of apoplectic Morgan butts
You loathsome box of poisoned cockchafer diaphoresis
You unattractive beer glass of variolar macaque disgorgement
You horrendous palette of neuralgic meadow lark guano
You displeasing cruse of epileptic grivet stubble
You weighty salver of infective wood rat pee
You woeful clothes hamper of grubby sea gull rubbish
You dire mug of syphilitic Dorset Down precipitations
You harassing handbag of poisonous Cochin grounds
You gruesome press of impure dachshund froth
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