Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly patella of plagued kingbird guano
You atrocious handbag of nephritic Dorking coprolite
You bleak carton of cankered bulldog excretes
You awkward cruse of allergic spoonbill egesta
You grim-visaged decanter of innutritious aardwolf diaphoresis
You horrifying catch basin of deadly tope fart
You oppressive demijohn of phthisic horned screamer sediment
You woeful closet of encephalitic chat stumps
You poignant creel of pestilential sandpiper detritus
You lamentable punnet of gangrenous hyena rags
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