Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic gallbladder of unsanitary Barbary horse sinter
You harsh pottinger of wormy stilt piss
You revolting pericarp of unhygenic komondor shit
You unenjoyable air bladder of miasmatic ibex eccrisis
You dismal sitzbath of injurious black bear flowers
You distressful udder of scabietic cutlass fish effusion
You woebegone dishpan of measly pug relics
You bitter pack sack of ulcerous seal pee
You troubling crock of luetic Shire ash
You homely harness cask of morbific Lhasa apso vomition
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