Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful cuspidor of pneumonic Southdown remainders
You unpalatable boiler of anemic electric ray vomition
You unsightly schooper of neuritic snapping turtle spit
You dolorous rack of grubby king cobra embers
You insupportable paten of leprous katydid hemorrhage
You poignant scyphus of edematous St. Bernard jakes
You revolting clothespress of gangrenous pug wind
You thankless cereal bowl of wormy box turtle odds and ends
You provoking grip of miasmic ortolan exudation
You undelicious GI can of rickety Hampshire emesis
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