Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful bursa of beset Brown Swiss squirt
You obscene caldron of maculate tussah flatulence
You mournful vargueno of wanton komondor leftovers
You detestable dish of leprous Arctic fox salivation
You consuming dipper of malignant ostrich transudation
You uninviting coaster of smirched frog butts
You abominable spoon of contaminated tuna ructation
You uncomely carafe of pathogenic Kerry Hill excreta
You teratic pitcher of gangrened asp precipitations
You heartrending bucket of pestilential wireworm dregs
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