Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous trunk of incontinent redhead egesta
You horrific wastepaper basket of gangrenous carabao slabber
You bothersome handbag of infectious chevrotain orts
You provoking vanity bag of communicable Indian buffalo pee
You lamentable vitrine of nephritic mastiff piddle
You malformed sound of poisonous soft-shelled turtle dingleberry
You beautiless GI can of pestilential Dandie Dinmont terrier butts
You annoying clothesbasket of pedicular spider monkey effusion
You ungainly mortarboard of measly Manchester terrier turd
You atrocious legume of syphilitic oyster catcher urine
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