Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous creel of dropsical proboscis monkey exudation
You irking monstrance of infective blackfish spit
You untasteful pannier of grubby spaniel egesta
You disfigured stave basket of freeloving curlew holdovers
You hard-featured porringer of tubercular budgerigar barf
You pathetic quiver of miasmic Rhodesian ridgeback elimination
You poignant trencher of paralytic water moccasin offscourings
You regrettable spade of communicable hake heaves
You unengaging kilderkin of envenomed rhinoceros gas
You misproportioned reed basket of polluted botfly scoria
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