Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured vial of grubby bush baby salts
You distressful cabinet of toxicant coot ends
You cacogenic valise of ravaged Rock feculence
You troublesome salad bowl of tainted Plantation walking horse extrusion
You unpalatable flask of communicable waxwing exudation
You woeful jug of deadly suslik orts
You afflicting jigger of infected Yorkshire clinkers
You dismaying shelf of cankered teredo coprolith
You defaced kit of pestiferous duckbill rheum
You unsavory stein of unsanitary kangaroo rat effusion
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