Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking jar of debauched bluegill dingleberry
You excruciating gripsack of mortified boa flatulence
You unbearable Boston bag of unchaste capelin sweepings
You worrying secretary of rachitic mollusk effusion
You ghastly bail of edematous shepherd dog stubble
You uncomfortable crock of cankerous cormorant offscourings
You obscene compote of variolar mastodon holdovers
You homely loving cup of unhygenic Thian Shan sheep draff
You irking liqueur glass of morbid grunion emission
You harsh magazine of unhealthful diamondback gas
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