Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak brazier of unvirginal setter chips
You unaesthetic bundle of pestilential blackfish puke
You tormenting drinking horn of ulcerated thrips sewerage
You harassing file of mortified Percheron spit
You wearing catchall of unassimilable worm snake grounds
You ill-proportioned pail of rachitic albatross expulsion
You crushing sea bag of impure raccoon jakes
You tyrannous compote of maculate cedar waxwing eructation
You foul dessert spoon of colicky rook crap
You detestable dosser of cancerous crane exudate
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