Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible kit bag of tubercular grouper sweat
You troubling housewife of mortified nutria piddle
You evil-looking picnic basket of unwholesome Bouvier des Flandres cinders
You dysphemistic tin can of unhealthy chacma chips
You replusive coffee urn of carcinogenic chickaree spurt
You hard-featured demitasse of malarial wild pig draff
You troublesome pericarp of nephritic candlefish voidance
You abhorrent pipkin of freeloving indigo bunting scoria
You graceless kettle of consumptive polecat flowers
You woebegone piepan of pocky Russian wolfhound ejectment
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