Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful quiver of anemic mountain lion crap
You unwelcome snuffbox of scrofulous grouse sialagogue
You sharp hatbox of diseased rhinoceros jakes
You misshapen chest of drawers of variolar fool duck eruption
You harsh tablespoon of bilious Charbray waste
You dismaying paten of encephalitic standardbred flatuosity
You disfigured bin of venerate Mangalitza ordure
You unpleasing reliquary of teeming rat purulence
You evil-favored punnet of scabietic thresher filings
You unsightly rundlet of morbific bullhead emission
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