Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore flask of noxious jackdaw scraps
You ill-favored tray of incontinent Pallas's cat excreta
You overburdensome billy of laryngitic chevrotain orts
You distressful hip bath of allergic teredo alluvia
You misbegotten ammunition box of smirched Appaloosa vomition
You thankless air bladder of morbific sika moraine
You shocking jug of luetic worm snake perspiration
You obscene davenport of scorbutic bobolink expectoration
You irritating evening bag of besmirched fulmar survivals
You grisly cereal bowl of unsanitary cassowary diaphoresis
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