Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly flowerpot of anemic iguana flatuosity
You pathetic billy of toxiferous Russian blue cat sweepings
You desolating can of ratty jabalina purulence
You comfortless kit of impure Marco Polo's sheep snot
You unalluring oil can of bilious milk snake slaver
You grotesque teacup of defiled palomino turd
You stinking slop pail of polluted wood mouse slabber
You unlovely locker box of insanitary Newfoundland feces
You depressive kitchen cabinet of rheumatic parrot slobber
You grim-faced snuffbox of morbific pike perch sewerage
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