Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful jorum of wanton sea bass rheum
You ill-proportioned briefcase of dropsical Abyssinian cat evacuation
You racking cream pitcher of venenous tsine residue
You unhandsome decanter of scrofulous water buffalo ptyalism
You gargoylish cigarette case of unvirginal red-headed woodpecker vestiges
You baneful dipper of freeloving sandpiper guano
You ill-featured milk pail of infective basilisk coprolite
You unbeautiful wastebasket of morbific cinnamon bear coprolith
You bleak loving cup of debauched redwing sialagogue
You hard-visaged skillet of malarial tuatara scourings
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