Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified soup bowl of teeming June bug flatus
You sharp cruet of lousy starling chaff
You grotesque watering can of diabetic Italian greyhound burp
You defaced jigger of podagric urus purulence
You unlikable traveling bag of destructive basilisk mucus
You noisome file of malarial Dorset Down urine
You obscene harness cask of dropsical coon cat spittle
You unpleasing magazine of ulcerated robin parings
You heartwounding messkit of envenomed imperial mammoth deposits
You troubling sleeping bag of virulent stork moraine
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