Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching vat of indigestible zeuglodon dribble
You grinding rack of arthritic squash bug orts
You ill-featured waiter of toxical harlequin cabbage bug puke
You deformed tinderbox of neuralgic baronduki scoria
You unpretty finger bowl of unhealthy sparrow hawk precipitations
You untasteful attache´ case of tabid chinchilla flow
You afflicting wooden basket of leprous blue Andalusian excreta
You unpleasing boll of contagious Plymouth elimination
You unshapely till of noisome dodo eructation
You marred dresser of deadly Berkshire depositions
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