Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged tableware of rickety bezoar goat leftovers
You obscene vial of epileptic suslik pee
You beautiless shoulder bag of plagued dobson fly effluent
You miasmic Boston bag of gangrenous malamute eructation
You grisly schooper of unwholesome sloth lacrimation
You appalling theca of impure blue Andalusian dregs
You onerous jardiniere of dyspeptic jerboa kangaroo sediment
You ill-looking pannier of neuralgic swamp rabbit drool
You irksome stave basket of unassimilable Brussels griffon exudation
You objectionable tyg of polluted mountain goat smut
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