Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive chest of plagued flame tetra holdovers
You rebarbative china of cankerous basset BO
You abominable spittoon of apoplectic sea trout burp
You untasteful letter file of colicky cockchafer spout
You horrible ashtray of unwholesome kestrel regurgitation
You sore jug of pestiferous horsefly tears
You mephitic moneybag of tabid English sparrow grounds
You hateful jigger of impure goat scum
You overburdensome valise of gangrened Manchester terrier flatulence
You repelling bandolier of tumorous aye-aye secretion
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