Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak pottinger of contagious turkey flatus
You dolorous sideboard of leprous cavy wind
You mortifying traveling bag of miasmal jackrabbit settlings
You unengaging tea chest of ratty deer fly survivals
You uninviting holster of contaminated finback smut
You mephitic scrip [archaic] of rachitic finch turd
You discomforting urn of communicable tapeworm pats
You crude tote bag of tabetic elephant seal shit
You aggravating mug of impure crocodile expulsion
You sore portmanteau of pathogenic oont [India] sweepings
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