Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible vial of cankered Dorking fossils
You sore salad bowl of toxiferous tortoise dejecta
You abhorrent warming pan of malarial wren-tit snot
You unhandsome butt of harmful wood tick evacuation
You misshapen cruet of unvirginal bookworm soot
You sad rucksack of freeloving rose beetle smut
You provoking purse of nephritic Leicester slobber
You horrid lowboy of consumptive willet drool
You ill-favored wardrobe of bilious darter waste
You pestering billy of variolar paddlefish flops
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