Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized kilderkin of soiled leopard frog scraps
You repelling pericarp of communicable catamount ash
You unlovely calyx of unchaste painter [S US] dross
You dolorogenic salad bowl of unhygenic veiltail spit
You worrying chest of drawers of adulterous Welsh springer spaniel urine
You wearying sinus of poisoned killer drool
You unaesthetic tea urn of unsalutary vole excretes
You disconcerting bureau of pestilential brook trout survivals
You sore press of malignant black Sumatra droppings
You sharp reticule of virulent Abyssinian cat ejection
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