Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful patella of poisoned wren-tit slobber
You dolorous envelope of debauched fly egesta
You hard-featured bureau of infectious bullfinch moraine
You vile net of indigestible tapir flops
You horrifying kettle of incontinent cliff swallow expectoration
You ugly double boiler of malarial condor jakes
You misbegotten beaker of morbid screech owl scourings
You worrisome rack of injurious pewit embers
You deplorable desk of indecent badger dog flow
You evil-favored glass of unhygenic redbird ejaculation
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