Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished game bag of adulterous Rhode Island white wind
You ill-proportioned oil can of pleuritic cutthroat trout dingleberry
You ungainly bowl of leprous zebu rags
You vexatious schooper of toxical Romney sediment
You grotesque desk of diseased leopard cat secretion
You afflictive capsule of indecent eland perspiration
You fetid cist of scorbutic Briard detritus
You disturbing pillbox of poisoned leopard frog scraps
You overburdensome vial of smirched petrel sweepings
You comfortless flight bag of debauched ox flops
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