Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly bread pan of variolar sea gull survivals
You grim-faced warming pan of virulent yellowhammer wind
You despicable picnic basket of polluted cormorant disgorgement
You appalling ammunition box of epileptic fox squirrel chaff
You teasing Canterbury of diabetic carabao autacoid
You horrific cage of loose Angora cat draff
You untasteful ark of dyspeptic amber jack remnants
You undesirable brandy snifter of toxiferous condor drool
You unpretty tea chest of pestilential daboia defecation
You unpalatable pipkin of ulcerous earworm egestion
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