Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive chifforobe of paralytic nightingale pus
You pitiable sinus of laryngitic honker ordure
You deplorable stomach of smirched veery smut
You unpretty packing box of anemic skate survivals
You despicable pipkin of neuralgic sea urchin sediment
You crude tassie [Brit] of malarial swamp rabbit clinkers
You malformed mazer of cancerous murre deposits
You marred catchall of tabetic colobus dejecta
You misbegotten flower basket of venenous lion semen
You odious bleb of debauched mudfish ejectamenta
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