Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic box of scorbutic passenger pigeon froth
You onerous Toby-jug of morbific rhesus exudation
You dolorific gallbladder of miasmic wildebeest remnants
You scarecrowish money box of indigestible Pekingese expectoration
You miasmal canister of communicable gyrfalcon autacoid
You rueful bassinet of neuralgic Columbia semen
You wearing coffer of unclean salmon heaves
You unattractive dinner pail of freeloving wild ass piddle
You dolorogenic wallet of soiled lung fish remainders
You execrable marsupium of cankered nightingale vomit
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