Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome box of ulcerated eagle extrusion
You unbeautiful mortar of pestiferous wood mouse vomit
You undelectable fifth of gouty Percheron slaver
You wearying cone of contaminated ground squirrel elimination
You burdensome tinderbox of injurious sea eagle sperm
You grievous carafe of tainted erne flatuosity
You unaesthetic holster of laryngitic Norwegian elkhound stool
You unshapely vesicle of pocky Sussex excretion
You consuming tea chest of septic Bouvier des Flandres deposits
You disagreeable cist of unchaste skink effusion
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