Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening tankard of toxical robber fly scourings
You discomforting ark of plagued Norwegian elkhound remainders
You mephitic canteen of abandoned blue whale scum
You unalluring musette bag of unvirginal Marco Polo's sheep shit
You inelegant hod of pneumonic jackdaw detritus
You pitiable compote of debauched glowworm excrement
You desolating stoup of grubby bunting clinkers
You grievous glasses of smirched mouse semen
You heavy beaker of soiled poodle flops
You awkward catch basin of impure mud puppy flux
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