Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary caisson of infested sage grouse depositions
You dolorous compote of morbid Africander emission
You pitiable mazer of gangrened horned rattlesnake sialorrhea
You heartrending washbasin of toxical martin chaff
You ungraced handbag of indigestible Indian buffalo ptyalism
You objectionable crock of miasmatic aphid dross
You heartwounding magazine of anemic peafowl dejecta
You unspeakable spider of soiled Cheviot shit
You woeful file of sullied swordfish ca-ca
You unlikable shell of morbific wryneck effluent
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