Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating flower bowl of abandoned burbot ejaculation
You ungraced coffeepot of adulterous argala snot
You tormenting brazier of deadly water bug disgorgement
You despicable cedar chest of miasmatic caecilian relics
You thankless hamper of unhealthful whalebone whale filings
You afflicting suitcase of poisoned steenbok flatus
You dreary sacculus of malignant brown trout chips
You humiliating wooden basket of venenous box turtle ejecta
You aggravating cyathus of scabietic Shetland sheep dog stubble
You hard-featured secretary of scrofulous American foxhound crap
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