Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible haversack of envenomed borer night soil
You worrying cist of toxiferous Scottish blackface emesis
You malformed dosser of veneniferous soft-shelled turtle embers
You defaced bassinet of colicky hamadryad autacoid
You blotted teapot of adulterous speckled Sussex urine
You miasmic garbage can of abandoned Chinook salmon discharge
You agonizing flask of loose screech owl dribble
You noisome terrine of wanton shellfish flops
You sour piepan of insalubrious chickadee sputum
You ghastly escritoire of loose-moraled whalebone whale odds and ends
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