Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful fifth of diabetic yellowthroat dung
You irking chest of loose steenbok flatulence
You pestering mortarboard of toxic phalarope sinter
You importunate coffee cup of palsied bustard remainders
You wearing closet of chlorotic coon cat night soil
You scarecrowish backpack of phthisic butterfly ptyalism
You marred goblet of luetic slow-worm precipitations
You rending sitzbath of malignant manta dross
You grinding dipper of innutritious cushat [Scot] orts
You worrisome gallbladder of dropsical bittern ejecta
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