Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable closet of cankerous hawkmoth rheum
You teasing harness cask of cancerous hammerhead shark scraps
You abhorrent cancelli of diseased pill bug detritus
You gross coffee urn of anemic black Minorca cinders
You replusive fistula of pathogenic cachalot lacrimation
You teratic mazer of deadly merganser rumps
You hideous bread pan of toxiferous drosophila coprolite
You miasmic billfold of rachitic Shetland sheep dog piss
You uninviting ammunition box of gouty webworm expulsion
You dreadful spider of infectious German wire-haired pointer eccrisis
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