Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful shovel of gangrened blackcap refuse
You baneful vial of ratty horned owl slabber
You dreadful pouch of toxiferous water buffalo squirt
You unlovely packing box of dyspeptic elm leaf beetle exudate
You torturous pottle of poisoned reedbird spit
You horrific catch basin of wormy syrphus fly night soil
You cacophonous fifth of toxic flying phalanger mucus
You tiresome piepan of adulterous sea turtle sewerage
You abominable tablespoon of pediculous raccoon relics
You insufferable Toby-jug of rachitic black cat exudation
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