Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable knapsack of morbific chow feces
You noxious fistula of hypertensive panda deposits
You spoiled biggin of chlorotic flickertail eructation
You unbearable shell of syphilitic reindeer leavings
You shapeless wastepaper basket of tainted vireo dregs
You bothersome dipper of debauched mud puppy wind
You grim-visaged trunk of nephritic bush wren refuse
You miasmal blister of gangrened pheasant precipitations
You undelicious barracks bag of unsalutary thresher emesis
You sickening spatula of pediculous hangbird effusion
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