Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking kitchen boiler of dropsical ringdove ends
You regrettable fifth of chlorotic loach effluent
You terrible Saratoga trunk of cankered swift sperm
You painful bursa of scrofulous leopard vomition
You grim box of tubercular red grouse saliva
You harrowing carton of pestilential buffalo bug sputum
You base rush basket of phthisic bullhead spurt
You dysphemized carpetbag of toxical wasp sialagogue
You nauseating caddy of lousy mosquito hawk vomit
You deplorable trash can of maculate Romney spout
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