Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing money box of indecent Merino spit
You dislikable follicle of rickety jackdaw mucus
You crushing duffel bag of toxic mouse evacuation
You horrendous vasculum of abandoned wood rat coprolith
You ignoble barracks bag of rheumatic angel fish flatulence
You affecting gripsack of hypertensive marmoset transudation
You obscene bail of insanitary jigger dejecta
You depressive ewer of illicit water moccasin feculence
You disfigured coffee urn of smirched margay exudation
You undesirable Toby-jug of wanton Shetland sheep dog froth
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