Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless reliquary of paralytic wapiti diaphoresis
You execrable bandbox of rheumatic scarlet tanager residue
You tyrannous trunk of soiled eyra pus
You rueful crucible of miasmal takin traces
You malformed carboy of pleuritic argusfish residuua
You heartsickening purse of malign baronduki flatus
You intolerable coffee urn of anemic snipe smut
You dismaying pail of dyspeptic shovel-nose ruins
You clumsy demitasse of indecent newt turd
You unsightly blackjack of virulent racer embers
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