Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome mazer of tumorous tatou peba orts
You hateful coffee urn of infected red-headed woodpecker chaff
You ungraceful creel of miasmatic sailfish piss
You frightful bureau of unsalutary alligator lizard flatuosity
You spoiled press of colicky reedbird droppings
You fulsome horn of tabetic shad fly relics
You sharp stein of septic stone fly holdovers
You rending wineskin of wanton German short-haired pointer scraps
You contemptible magnum of unwholesome heron traces
You evil-looking noggin of beset cutlass fish guano
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