Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving coffee cup of gangrened bass heaves
You dolorous tobacco pouch of scabietic iguana mucus
You contemptible saucepan of neuritic capybara sweepings
You displeasing cell of diseased black buck voidance
You unpalatable breadbasket of illicit jerboa kangaroo transudation
You awful jigger of consumptive sidewinder salivation
You sharp honeypot of plagued white Wyandotte scum
You pitiable portmanteau of ulcerated jackdaw flatulence
You appalling messkit of unclean jaguar sialagogue
You discomforting suitcase of beset pine snake barf
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