Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent pocket of toxiferous wood owl ordure
You blemished dinner pail of morbid Blackburnian warbler scourings
You importunate honeypot of measly goatsucker discharge
You unspeakable pottinger of unclean dabchick excretion
You sorrowful caldron of envenomed mud hen stumps
You noxious saccus of harmful bream slobber
You pestilential hopper of septic bush baby flux
You horrifying vat of leprous keeshond precipitations
You uncomely schooper of pestilential parrot jet
You grim-visaged grip of nephritic emu pus
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