Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored sound of indecent affenpinscher silt
You grotesque kilderkin of scorbutic warbler drivel
You painful matchbox of loose-moraled bushmaster slabber
You vile compact of malarial boarhound slaver
You worrying ashpan of ulcerated mountain gorilla sweepings
You teratic ammunition box of besmirched moose jakes
You sore boodle bag of bilious racer BO
You disfigured cannikin of debauched tope snot
You distasteful coaster of foul capuchin slobber
You miasmal pouch of dropsical mara slag
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