Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming vanity case of hydropic rat dingleberry
You disgusting Saratoga trunk of encephalitic Leicester sewerage
You plaguey vargueno of sullied croaker precipitations
You despicable bleb of leprous muskellunge husks
You heartrending udder of incontinent cotton mouse vestiges
You rotten cannikin of noxious paddlefish rubbish
You ugly snuffbox of poisoned krait rumps
You dislikable scyphus of syphilitic goose stumps
You repelling tub of pleuritic blue shark spurt
You unbeautiful hopper of toxiferous takin dregs
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