Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky gourd of morbid snow goose scoria
You sore flasket of unhealthy herring hog draff
You sad compact of indecent bonito ejectment
You defaced puncheon of plagued coon mucus
You blotted holster of pathological stoat pee
You tormenting wineskin of ratty honker lacrimation
You pestiferous bunker of freeloving serval manure
You loathsome kilderkin of septic jaguarundi stumps
You mephitic briefcase of variolous mud puppy egestion
You regrettable oil can of mortified Shetland sheep dog vomition
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