Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating holdall of unassimilable dingo deposits
You dire loving cup of soiled horsefly relics
You base piepan of phthisic assassin bug drivel
You irksome cedar chest of allergic foumart ejectment
You ill-made boll of tabid shoveler scoria
You ill-favored caster of maculate Lincoln spurt
You worrying flask of harmful white Orpington sweat
You afflicting saccus of dyspeptic fly drool
You importunate sleeping bag of insanitary cuckoo sewerage
You obscene cist of laryngitic waterbuck extrusion
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