Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying cannikin of polluted Langshan embers
You plaguey carafe of unhealthy horned screamer shit
You ill-proportioned hope chest of plagued glutton stool
You pestilential vitrine of scabietic elm leaf beetle rags
You unappealing sugar spoon of smirched tiger barf
You unappeteizing Toby-jug of rheumatic Lhasa apso ructation
You detestable carryall of pneumonic siskin waste
You sad vanity bag of morbid Shetland sheep dog tears
You bitter tassie [Brit] of virulent gazelle spew
You disturbing thermos of luetic poorwill moraine
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