Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting carboy of impure trumpeter emesis
You ungraced bandolier of epileptic langur leavings
You heartrending spoon of contaminated Wessex saddleback soot
You piteous carryall of rachitic sheep ejecta
You uninviting gallipot of miasmic red squirrel slag
You crushing grip of diabetic eagle flops
You dreary packet of foul blackfish transudation
You unengaging hutch of palsied genet orts
You woebegone breaker of tabetic smelt extravasation
You ill-proportioned kettle of unchaste Romeldale grounds
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