Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful pillbox of allergic oyster catcher dung
You unattractive carboy of toxicant redshank waste
You cacophonous capsule of neuralgic beaded lizard sperm
You harrowing Saratoga trunk of tabid mara sputum
You pathetic bassinet of variolar American quarter horse lacrimation
You annoying carpetbag of syphilitic ibex barf
You depressing hipflask of contagious grayling gas
You thankless holster of infected canary salivation
You wearying bucket of laryngitic fur seal ca-ca
You intolerable bladder of harmful canvasback spurt
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