Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful harness cask of adulterous bristletail settlings
You unsavory basin of epileptic earwig flow
You disgusting envelope of loose-moraled woodchuck filings
You intolerable goblet of venenous pouched rat stubble
You ill-shaped barrel of phthisic hangbird slag
You grotesque sacculus of sullied rainbow trout shavings
You annoying glass of contagious chevrotain ejection
You replusive grip of neuralgic Rottweiler piddle
You sore autoclave of abandoned hedgehog barf
You weighty filing box of cancerous Sealyham terrier offscourings
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