Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic dish of indecent chipping sparrow sputum
You homely boll of abandoned lizard froth
You afflictive silique of scabietic salamander soot
You dolorific jug of venerate yellowhammer pats
You unsightly tun of allergic keeshond piddle
You hateful cruse of debauched harnessed antelope flow
You unlovely cancelli of noxious jackal remainders
You terrible gravy boat of lousy Rhodesian ridgeback vomition
You uninviting caldron of venenous Cotswold parings
You heartrending evening bag of miasmic parrot ejectamenta
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