Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful silique of leprous Arabian flowers
You miasmal hope chest of anemic Alsatian jakes
You grim-faced cake pan of insalubrious mockingbird ejection
You rebarbative pottinger of carcinogenic frog diaphoresis
You plaguing mug of toxicant tuatara eccrisis
You pesky cell of paralytic poorwill excrement
You shapeless frail of miasmic sea lion voidance
You terrible amnion of apoplectic hellgrammite dejecta
You thankless valise of cancerous giraffe purulence
You objectionable bleb of toxiferous Romanov froth
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