Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing hot-water bottle of cankered worm snake sewerage
You bitter ashpan of malarial pig settlings
You discomforting pottinger of morbid dachshund hemorrhage
You gross powder box of besmirched yellowhammer purulence
You heartsickening mail pouch of noisome Cotswold sediment
You nasty liqueur glass of wanton Red Poll grounds
You abhorrent finger bowl of unvirginal hare feculence
You plaguesome snuffbox of colicky Pallas's cat transudation
You mournful cruse of hypertensive guereza orts
You unbeauteous chiffonier of venerate crake sialorrhea
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