Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious teakettle of ravaged brook trout jakes
You wearisome saucer of wormy gerbil excrement
You bitter portmanteau of loose Welsh collie ejecta
You undelicious drinking horn of unchaste carancho discharge
You sad monstrance of maculate steelhead moraine
You dismaying labis [eccl] of gangrened Devon heaves
You miasmic vasculum of tumorigenic Chinook salmon lacrimation
You discomforting milk pail of scorbutic fitch emission
You saddening drawer of tabetic gudgeon salivation
You dysphemized sheath of unwholesome pug feculence
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