Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying net of pleuritic cottontail rabbit dross
You undelicious saddlebag of debauched Lincoln smut
You plaguey flower basket of besmirched wahoo residue
You troubling tassie [Brit] of nephritic mountain lion spew
You ungainly sac of defiled scaup duck moraine
You unaesthetic cabinet of mortified towhee rags
You blotted brazier of podagric French coach horse lacrimation
You disturbing pocket flask of impure chat mucus
You rotten briefcase of smirched pocket mouse coprolite
You consuming wooden basket of loose-moraled hanuman dingleberry
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