Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting gripsack of grubby keeshond leavings
You horrid lowboy of toxic Lippizaner remainders
You hateful bushel of miasmic stone fly gas
You uncomely schoolbag of teeming barn owl ejecta
You unsavory cigarette case of laryngitic spider monkey dung
You intolerable kitchen cabinet of neuritic curculio survivals
You plaguesome purse of toxical capybara debris
You agonizing tray of epileptic cliff swallow filings
You disagreeable coffee urn of ratty Arabian semen
You unattractive jar of venomous American trotter deposits
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