Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish pannier of unclean Arabian silt
You ungainly schooner of venenous coyote chips
You grisly cell of polluted retriever spittle
You heartwounding trug of grubby Rottweiler ejectamenta
You evil-looking boodle bag of hydropic Cashmere goat ordure
You dolorific fistula of unhygenic markhor ejaculation
You ungraceful tallboy of phthisic redpoll burp
You evil-favored socket of morbific sloth ructation
You unsightly skep of tumorous kite drool
You stinking kibble of innutritious hanuman eccrisis
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