Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging scyphus of teeming Persian cat salivation
You heartsickening calabash of innutritious thrasher cinders
You tyrannous pocketcase of edematous scup drool
You consuming cyst of loose-moraled sheldrake diaphoresis
You painful kit of grubby Dalmatian vomit
You hateful reticule of rickety electric ray residue
You tormenting pipkin of phthisic pine mouse squirt
You objectionable trunk of ratty vulture flatus
You detestable bail of toxical rook remains
You heartbreaking noggin of nephritic halibut rumps
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