Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific cell of maculate pasang husks
You replusive pannikin of measly snapper foam
You onerous wallet of loose-moraled Welsh pony butts
You grievous teapot of wanton Suffolk flatus
You affecting seedcase of mortified Poland China slobber
You disfigured gallipot of debauched musk-ox remains
You distasteful pod of impure moccasin jakes
You heavy holdall of morbid wasp turd
You ill-shaped pottinger of tubercular flying fish rumps
You disagreeable hamper of smirched porpoise extrusion
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