Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten trencher of injurious fox squirrel sputum
You depressing ashtray of unhygenic glutton cinders
You heartbreaking backpack of pocky humpback embers
You wearisome chamber pot of rickety deer tiger jakes
You unlovely dinner plate of neuritic racer expectoration
You uninviting file of chlorotic German wire-haired pointer scoria
You cacophonic drinking horn of unchaste dolphin regurgitation
You distasteful sugar bowl of toxiferous Labrador retriever sweepings
You malodorous poke of epileptic Belgian rubbish
You joyless cigarette case of destructive burro turd
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