Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous percolator of tumorous leopard lacrimation
You homely loving cup of pleuritic cachalotXCaffre cat perspiration
You harsh cell of indecent katydid excreta
You unspeakable dispatch box of laryngitic dragon salivation
You uncomfortable sewing basket of diabetic retriever ca-ca
You insufferable drum of defiled Welsh corgi debris
You torturous mortar of plagued fluke turd
You repulsive budget [dial] of impure jerboa kangaroo disgorgement
You noisome cage of wormy goat antelope chips
You blemished patella of cancerous porbeagle hemorrhage
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