Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending cancelli of noxious sea turtle effluent
You unhandsome saccule of gangrenous Great Pyrenees extravasation
You provoking Boston bag of cankerous greyhound ash
You hideous bandbox of infectious pintail eructation
You humiliating sideboard of cancerous candlefish survivals
You heartrending caldron of pestilential Duroc leftovers
You plaguey caster of insalubrious wasp sputum
You defaced porringer of edematous deer fly fart
You teratic powder horn of unchaste marlin scourings
You unpleasing air bladder of unhealthful green frog salts
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