Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless pan broiler of tabid stork barf
You dolorific punnet of leprous proboscis monkey grounds
You regrettable cardcase of neuralgic anchovy residue
You foul shot glass of malignant Campine piddle
You misshapen creamer of scorbutic wild ass pats
You woeful file folder of gangrened channel bass tears
You torturous frying pan of destructive stag beetle dribble
You grim calyx of venomous Lincoln semen
You annoying pocket of septic basilisk scoria
You discomforting spoon of morbific miniature poodle droppings
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