Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten tankard of tabid alligator voidance
You touching percolator of lousy loris excretion
You grievous mortarboard of miasmic water bug slobber
You execrable wire basket of illicit nutcracker exudation
You despicable pocketbook of pestiferous dingo saliva
You gross porringer of pleuritic platypus hemorrhage
You awful crucible of noisome cachalotXCaffre cat precipitates
You dreadful bushel of edematous Hambletonian ejection
You crushing cream pitcher of loose-moraled Brown Swiss scoria
You ignoble skillet of chlorotic kookaburra husks
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