Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic salad bowl of rachitic field mouse precipitates
You ill-featured jardiniere of impure gecko vestiges
You objectionable kit bag of malignant codling moth diaphoresis
You appalling hutch of ratty jabalina butts
You crushing fistula of diseased gemsbok detritus
You irritating cist of scrofulous sucker dregs
You blemished stave basket of malarial sea mew stool
You atrocious dessert spoon of leprous blackfish fart
You comfortless crucible of gangrened bat eruption
You horrendous loculus of pathogenic Rottweiler sialorrhea
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