Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base boodle bag of infected jaguar hemorrhage
You teasing sitzbath of apoplectic jackrabbit excretion
You awful horn of poisonous swordfish fossils
You rebarbative matchbox of pestilential black cat stool
You unshapely pony of consumptive tussah salts
You atrocious crucible of insanitary gray wolf debris
You grim-faced vasculum of noisome polar fox dross
You heavy billfold of tumorous nilgai voidance
You consuming glass of phthisic blowfish mucus
You pitiable box of illicit budgerigar rags
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