Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen pocket flask of noisome aardvark semen
You dismal reliquary of unassimilable Manchester terrier saliva
You hideous box of hydropic wood wasp snot
You horrifying holdall of diseased robin manure
You ill-featured crucible of foul miniature schnauzer elimination
You grisly lota of insanitary phoebe rags
You pesky roaster of poisoned condor wind
You regrettable stein of epileptic veiltail butts
You misbegotten cedar chest of paralytic West Highland emission
You shocking posnet of ravaged cucumber flea beetle exudation
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