Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp palette of laryngitic reindeer remainders
You loathsome crane of smirched chevrotain sialagogue
You wearisome piggin of pneumonic burbot ptyalism
You blemished bundle of pathological plaice salivation
You disconcerting Toby-jug of venomous Longhorn survivals
You nasty decanter of morbid babirusa spout
You bothersome boot of gouty bloodhound leavings
You ghastly crib of miasmal tiger cat emission
You heartrending puncheon of tumorous binturong refuse
You plaguing shell of anemic bird of paradise expulsion
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