Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous hogshead of envenomed bald eagle embers
You detestable bathtub of unvirginal Marco Polo's sheep spout
You clumsy credenza of unhealthful Scottish terrier traces
You unaesthetic chest of unsalutary Bernese mountain dog ejecta
You misbegotten puncheon of ulcerated goatsucker relics
You ungraceful closet of pneumonic tuatara puke
You consuming salad bowl of unchaste goat eructation
You blemished sugar spoon of nephritic tamarin heaves
You unattractive bidet of lousy Hampshire ca-ca
You stinking snuffbox of infected kingfish ptyalism
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