Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing caddie bag of unhygenic Romanov dung
You spoiled mail pouch of unassimilable Columbia crap
You exhausting fistula of bilious fulmar shavings
You vexatious washbasket of smirched saiga relics
You unattractive pipkin of pneumonic harlequin snake cinders
You joyless ammunition box of infectious firebrat embers
You ungainly cabinet of maculate stag beetle stool
You fulsome boodle bag of podagric black sheep ends
You pestilential saddlebag of allergic spectacled cobra traces
You ill-favored till of wormy rainbow trout offscourings
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