Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten matchbox of maculate Australorp saliva
You embarrassing schooner of harmful Marco Polo's sheep depositions
You cheerless sleeping bag of pathogenic buffalo remains
You unsightly teapot of loose-moraled dingo dregs
You inelegant evening bag of pathological owl turd
You untasteful coffee urn of infected wildebeest spittle
You disconcerting pod of unsanitary harpy eagle expulsion
You horrendous punch bowl of syphilitic chinch snot
You distasteful wardrobe of toxicant bushmaster vomit
You depressive cruet of peccant fulmar egesta
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