Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged dinner plate of edematous moa ends
You horrific pouch of epileptic nightingale shit
You pestilent tobacco pouch of envenomed Arabian slabber
You noisome spade of carcinogenic Bernese mountain dog alluvia
You awful kibble of laryngitic magpie emission
You heartrending net of miasmal manul settlings
You inelegant mazer of gangrenous horsefly chaff
You awkward cannikin of scorbutic tarpon expulsion
You evil-looking firkin of pestilential basilisk pee
You obscene Canterbury of rachitic domestic shorthair cat flow
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