Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous vat of unchaste Burmese cat exudation
You grinding spade of toxiferous Africander detritus
You rending magnum of envenomed Charbray rumps
You bothering jerrican of toxicant cicada slabber
You horrendous stein of defiled rattlesnake sialorrhea
You evil-favored tankard of ulcerous Japanese spaniel emission
You saddening double boiler of noisome hawkmoth odds and ends
You horrifying golf bag of tubercular sea trout crap
You plaguesome patella of palsied electric eel fart
You depressing wooden basket of tabid wren-tit relics
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