Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized ark of soiled dormouse saliva
You vexatious tun of miasmal palomino sputum
You teasing filing box of scrofulous crane fly draff
You defaced wineglass of unhygenic American lion leavings
You painful pod of destructive stag beetle sialorrhea
You shocking tobacco pouch of tubercular rattlesnake ejectment
You despicable calabash of neuralgic jumping mouse slobber
You grisly pouch of bilious Rambouillet crap
You graceless bureau of gangrened sardine ordure
You unpalatable carboy of laryngitic mollusk ash
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