Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed beaker of illicit Himalayan cat sputum
You loathsome bushel of unhygenic ouzel dross
You uncomfortable socket of lousy mazama eccrisis
You tyrannous cruet of leprous white giant excretes
You ignoble gallbladder of palsied roadrunner residue
You unappealing tablespoon of insalubrious schnauzer ructation
You regrettable pipe of scorbutic kangaroo sewerage
You desolating boiler of colicky hamster sweat
You pesky frail of rachitic boll weevil vomit
You obscene cake pan of sullied leech ejection
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