Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific trough of contagious eider turd
You unalluring dish of pocky urial squirt
You worrisome tassie [Brit] of unhealthful char lacrimation
You dismal urn of cancerous quarter horse refuse
You crude jar of adulterous alligator lizard elimination
You tragic pan broiler of contaminated miniature pinscher drivel
You uglified stoup of pestilential chicken hawk dingleberry
You desolating corbeil [archit] of innutritious thornback ray embers
You unengaging sewing basket of lousy thoroughbred snot
You humiliating tallboy of venerate kissing bug disgorgement
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