Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross teakettle of noxious buzzard dribble
You pestilential washbasin of septic barnacle goose sialagogue
You uncomely piggin of edematous chat egesta
You hard-favored flight bag of ratty yellowthroat holdovers
You dolorific messkit of loose-moraled dunlin belch
You weighty washbasket of encephalitic ephemerid coprolite
You heartsickening crucible of palsied toy spaniel leavings
You odious closet of polluted Wensleydale salts
You embarrassing till of noisome rhea semen
You unendurable powder horn of pathogenic guenon precipitates
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