Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome milk pail of noisome pompano ructation
You repellent locker box of smirched fruit-tree bark beetle excreta
You galling golf bag of defiled polar fox extravasation
You dysphemistic coffer of arthritic Dexter sediment
You depressing salver of edematous bookworm expectoration
You lamentable cruse of unsalutary Barbary horse BO
You burdensome portmanteau of maculate bowfin sperm
You repelling poke of gangrenous killdeer piddle
You horrid tablespoon of communicable trout flatus
You forbidding eggcup of peccant English springer spaniel manure
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