Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten holster of diabetic speckled Sussex disgorgement
You poignant calyx of pestilential Surinam toad scum
You bleak keg of carcinogenic eland chaff
You unpleasing kit bag of tabid pike emission
You provoking dinner pail of malign Shih Tzu fossils
You forbidding honeypot of injurious aphid ordure
You wearing kilderkin of miasmic sprat coprolith
You awful press of polluted dragonfly refuse
You hateful portfolio of deadly St. Bernard flowers
You pesky davenport of tumorigenic king cobra purulence
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