Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic chamber pot of morbific black sea bass gas
You afflicting ark of toxicant Irish wolfhound precipitations
You terrible tote bag of paralytic horned screamer sialagogue
You painful tea chest of beset jackdaw egestion
You lamentable barracks bag of anemic snout beetle slobber
You regrettable hip bath of pneumonic plaice coprolith
You comfortless schoolbag of injurious armadillo voidance
You ignoble crock of freeloving martin silt
You appalling shot glass of malignant tree swallow sperm
You unpleasant mortarboard of unhealthy water dog flatuosity
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