Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic spade of lousy Campine remains
You misproportioned cabinet of deadly Hambletonian turd
You pathetic watering can of contaminated redfin stubble
You affecting vial of scrofulous flying lemur piss
You cheerless rummer of noxious pointer lacrimation
You unalluring bathtub of infested sting ray clinkers
You ill-made davenport of loose-moraled songbird tears
You hard-favored brandy snifter of infectious muskrat perspiration
You worrying rundlet of soiled cougar sediment
You insufferable dishpan of hypertensive crustacean ca-ca
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