Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty gravy boat of unhealthy tatou manure
You provoking chest of drawers of incontinent emu slaver
You hard-featured reed basket of veneniferous goldfinch elimination
You unaesthetic filing box of loose-moraled boarhound hemorrhage
You heinous skep of defiled moccasin extravasation
You undesirable coffin of wormy jigger stubble
You afflictive traveling bag of gangrened Dorking flatus
You evil-favored cruet of pediculous reindeer effusion
You distressful mail pouch of infected wildebeest parings
You revolting casserole of virulent field spaniel odds and ends
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