Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing bundle of palsied rook flatus
You unwelcome carton of wormy Egyptian cat pats
You joyless saucepan of contaminated pipit ash
You scarecrowish chest of soiled kingbird deposits
You teratic flagon of unwholesome Hampshire filings
You woeful cancelli of variolous robber fly sewerage
You fulsome Boston bag of arthritic bass guano
You repelling ammunition box of allergic hog-nose snake emission
You exhausting coffer of debauched Rock Cornish hormone
You poignant stomach of indecent tarpon excreta
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