Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking shelves of innutritious Scottish blackface sediment
You ill-made cancelli of toxiferous guanaco flatuosity
You joyless desk of ratty sidewinder gas
You disagreeable creamer of leprous grayling residuua
You cacogenic wire basket of nephritic black Minorca leavings
You sickening scabbard of tabetic gnat heaves
You exhausting cellaret of impure mollusk stool
You undelicious spoon of loose wood rat disgorgement
You odious jeroboam of pathological dobson fly waste
You ill-featured pocketcase of illicit bluebird urine
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