Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible GI can of chlorotic botfly slobber
You unwelcome coaster of variolar Labrador retriever detritus
You misproportioned flasket of miasmatic flea elimination
You defaced bleb of contagious tayra holdovers
You poignant percolator of unchaste Norfolk spaniel perspiration
You fulsome ashpan of loose hamster defecation
You pestilential tray of foul Belgian expulsion
You cheerless beaker of gangrenous Rottweiler refuse
You unpleasing posnet of scabietic dachshund spurt
You sour flower bowl of insanitary sprig sweat
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