Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate bushel of infectious firefly pus
You saddening skillet of indigestible housefly clinkers
You ugly bucket of scorbutic bonefish ca-ca
You pitiable finger bowl of rickety pack rat remainders
You sickening trowel of unclean toadfish detritus
You horrific gallbladder of miasmal manatee flatulence
You disgusting saucer of defiled basilisk shit
You teratic air bladder of pathological Shetland sheep dog precipitates
You loathsome washbasket of hydropic Turkish cat scum
You terrible coffer of miasmic stump-tailed lizard ash
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