Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating skippet of unhealthy sika shavings
You teasing mortarboard of lousy white Plymouth Rock sialorrhea
You heartbreaking Canterbury of morbific hellbender purulence
You offensive palette of noxious cicada dejecta
You marred flacon of polluted mavis survivals
You miasmic dosser of indigestible meadow mouse belch
You ugly barracks bag of pedicular Russian wolfhound ejaculation
You unbeauteous wineglass of tumorous Basenji ructation
You unengaging soupspoon of pneumonic beaded lizard sweepings
You pestilential tankard of pathogenic silverfish ash
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