Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful wineglass of contaminated crow BO
You unpleasing attache´ case of variolous snow goose egesta
You dolorous sac of syphilitic mink remains
You piteous decanter of beset alligator snapper egestion
You harassing press of unvirginal wryneck parings
You deformed bin of leprous nightjar relics
You disturbing saucer of unsalutary pine mouse lacrimation
You blemished dosser of bilious West Highland white terrier burp
You afflicting demitasse of unclean thresher filings
You ill-favored lowboy of scorbutic Bactrian camel ptyalism
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