Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic powder horn of dropsical King Charles spaniel emission
You obnoxious stewpan of infested musk-ox saliva
You unpalatable thermos of podagric New Hampshire red urine
You weighty beaker of arthritic Canada goose piss
You overburdensome rack of scorbutic marmoset froth
You deplorable trough of maculate cockchafer sweat
You disconcerting patella of destructive Yorkshire defecation
You noxious sheath of plagued bull mastiff sialagogue
You torturous rucksack of veneniferous barracuda piddle
You affecting carryall of chlorotic mule excretion
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