Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking jug of tubercular pilchard stool
You tragic piggin of deadly Basenji orts
You repellent honeypot of insanitary sea gull stumps
You misshapen coffeepot of unsalutary Persian cat evacuation
You gargoylish overnight bag of indecent armyworm grounds
You odious percolator of toxiferous Doberman pinscher eccrisis
You misproportioned gravy boat of chlorotic crossbill salts
You ill-favored beaker of freeloving hyrax draff
You pestering wineglass of pleuritic water dog precipitations
You racking bursa of poisoned kuvasz autacoid
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