Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid ashpan of toxicant sow bug drool
You hideous wallet of dyspeptic Cheviot crap
You comfortless hot-water bottle of rickety armadillo foam
You touching box of measly paddlefish slabber
You horrifying cone of teeming Sunapee trout pats
You mephitic jorum of podagric reedbird debris
You unbeauteous sacculus of mortified cricket drivel
You homely pocketbook of scorbutic char expulsion
You irking stave basket of injurious wildcat vomit
You ungraceful creamer of arthritic bluebill excretes
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