Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely trash can of miasmal Irish wolfhound butts
You unendurable coffin of abandoned giant schnauzer ordure
You ungraced bureau of unassimilable saiga urine
You troubling schoolbag of indigestible sage grouse ends
You grisly dinner pail of venenous Japanese spaniel emission
You revolting tumbler of neuralgic warbler manure
You pestilent bundle of venomous wood rat scum
You grinding wastebasket of pedicular hawk owl disgorgement
You tiresome grip of tubercular pheasant expectoration
You wearying ostensorium of nephritic mealybug rubbish
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