Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome sac of variolar elephant seal drivel
You harsh flower basket of dyspeptic Russian wolfhound filings
You comfortless magazine of unsalutary hobby elimination
You burdensome watering can of impure pinworm rags
You unlikable coffeepot of pediculous pilot fish vomit
You unwelcome slop pail of unwholesome French bulldog spit
You blotted jug of consumptive chevrotain vomition
You tormenting tinderbox of hydropic Irish terrier orts
You heavy chalice of contagious buffalo carpet beetle lacrimation
You miasmal hope chest of chlorotic fly-catching warbler effusion
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