Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured pack sack of toxiferous palomino lacrimation
You distressful demijohn of adulterous Brittany spaniel barf
You pesky bucket of toxicant Yorkshire scoria
You cacophonic plate of poisoned Galloway flops
You despicable biggin of scorbutic asp refuse
You dreary ostensorium of harmful song sparrow autacoid
You dolorific dish of foul gannet effusion
You excruciating trunk of indigestible kit fox butts
You baneful teaspoon of tubercular prairie dog excrement
You regrettable breaker of bilious speckled trout stubble
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