Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful chest of drawers of loose hawkmoth ends
You hard-visaged teakettle of lousy viper deposits
You poignant basin of veneniferous goat antelope ejectamenta
You hard-favored letter file of besmirched copperhead excreta
You tormenting sarcophagus of debauched black snake diaphoresis
You unpleasing scrip [archaic] of noxious mayfly stumps
You shapeless cone of chlorotic Rhode Island white dregs
You evil-looking jorum of impure deer fly BO
You offensive clothespress of venomous black bear pats
You deformed sea bag of pneumonic sable antelope shavings
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