Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating thermos of hydropic buffalo fish perspiration
You vile portfolio of wanton cormorant pee
You forbidding bureau of neuralgic slow-worm odds and ends
You ill-looking bassinet of harmful porcupine chips
You thankless hamper of cankered secretary bird urine
You evil-looking handbag of pocky New Hampshire red filings
You mephitic pan broiler of indecent ostrich foam
You irksome rucksack of unsalutary king snake flatus
You disconcerting GI can of miasmatic gallinule grounds
You woebegone coffeepot of consumptive giraffe sperm
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