Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying udder of tainted eagle smut
You malformed sarcophagus of hydropic redbird coprolite
You unpalatable dresser of maculate kaama [Africa] leavings
You gargoylish clothes hamper of wanton baleen whale flops
You unspeakable cedar chest of toxical bluebird mucus
You sour reliquary of podagric musk-ox flow
You beastly cell of pestiferous jackass barf
You harassing bindle of venenous cottontail rabbit sputum
You malodorous dosser of variolar toy terrier evacuation
You noisome wineglass of debauched Malinois gas
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