Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic wineglass of virulent proboscis monkey vomit
You odious pitcher of malignant finback manure
You fulsome tableware of tubercular alligator snapper flatuosity
You fetid bladder of mortified laughing jackass snot
You unappealing piggin of miasmic Turkish cat flux
You plaguesome piepan of peccant house finch ejecta
You unpretty shot glass of scabietic Belgian hare ructation
You malodorous tyg of measly Bedlington terrier flops
You plaguing boiler of morbid tuna survivals
You bleak fruit basket of poisonous otterhound autacoid
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