Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful salver of phthisic cone-nose extravasation
You rending paten of rheumatic water bug feculence
You galling kibble of malign King Charles spaniel slabber
You vile amnion of freeloving Sumatra eccrisis
You dolorous ditty bag of deadly duck remains
You afflictive tankard of pneumonic Italian greyhound saliva
You foul vitrine of loose-moraled ring ouzel effusion
You joyless net of septic orangutan sewerage
You regrettable reed basket of pathogenic sidewinder flatus
You beastly canister of miasmal sand martin leftovers
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