Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing sac of ulcerated chimney swift remains
You importunate water butt of innutritious gnu dregs
You disturbing pocketcase of variolar pelican exudation
You noisome compote of debauched Archangel cat purulence
You excruciating gravy boat of gangrened wheatear flatulence
You defaced cigarette case of injurious gar dingleberry
You clumsy scabbard of contaminated lyrebird urine
You grim soupspoon of podagric alligator snapper droppings
You dolorous mail pouch of unwholesome mastiff leftovers
You undesirable reticule of contagious spaniel voidance
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