Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming monstrance of scorbutic stickleback autacoid
You unhandsome reliquary of rheumatic serval lacrimation
You blemished vacuum bottle of adulterous girdle-tailed lizard odds and ends
You malformed kit bag of diabetic Abyssinian cat BO
You uncomfortable pack sack of impure Croton bug precipitations
You comfortless milk pail of miasmal peewee precipitates
You horrendous wardrobe of wanton guinea pig flatus
You troubling mussuk of deadly pompano sputum
You horrible wastebasket of noxious black Sumatra pats
You unaesthetic tankard of besmirched timber wolf turd
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