Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned buffet of pediculous titmouse sialagogue
You distasteful drawer of rachitic penguin silt
You inelegant vanity bag of venerate balloonfish refuse
You woeful ostensorium of consumptive Hereford ejaculation
You unaesthetic hope chest of toxical house martin alluvia
You crude vitrine of scrofulous piranha ejectamenta
You dysphemistic portfolio of nephritic Hambletonian flops
You rueful capsule of unsanitary vireo sperm
You saddening carpetbag of defiled waxwing emesis
You poignant pony of morbid caddis fly residuua
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