Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable plate of polluted German shepherd ejecta
You awkward schooner of unhealthful bream pus
You disagreeable tableware of arthritic lion regurgitation
You embarrassing box of pedicular camel emesis
You moving demijohn of syphilitic peafowl turd
You appalling cist of scabietic barnacle goose excrement
You graceless vanity bag of plagued Ayrshire waste
You dreary dipper of indigestible alpaca excretion
You unpretty boodle bag of morbid Marco Polo's sheep mucus
You distressing quiver of unsalutary bull terrier tears
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