Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant bundle of tumorous gallfly piddle
You repugnant scabbard of gangrened worm snake alluvia
You worrying vasculum of pedicular filefish hormone
You frightful cistern of maculate tatouay egestion
You importunate buffet of malignant Houdan drivel
You hard-visaged bail of septic lung fish guano
You unbeauteous crib of measly devilfish barf
You excruciating picnic basket of innutritious redfish deposits
You repulsive vase of polluted turnstone shit
You dreadful sauce boat of mortified wharf rat egesta
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