Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting reed basket of adulterous sperm whale chips
You terrible monstrance of cancerous dunlin spout
You unpleasing watering can of gangrened cocker spaniel alluvia
You sickening budget [dial] of debauched electric fish pee
You displeasing magnum of morbific rainbow trout coprolite
You rotten flasket of miasmal Cleveland Bay froth
You harassing trowel of nephritic urial precipitates
You pestering musette bag of variolous anchovy perspiration
You consuming bursa of dropsical griffon flops
You disturbing shell of malignant horned owl residuua
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