Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking firkin of wormy drosophila voidance
You troubling holster of unassimilable Rex cat leftovers
You afflictive stewpan of gouty hyena ptyalism
You despicable autoclave of polluted black fox foam
You disturbing sink of maculate Havana brown cat BO
You evil-looking flower bowl of infectious Alaskan malamute excreta
You unaesthetic tankard of malign Merino relics
You horrendous drinking cup of lousy sprig grounds
You piteous Saratoga trunk of pathological aardvark chips
You gruesome shovel of gangrenous flying phalanger draff
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