Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending bursa of plagued wolfhound excretion
You plaguey vat of scabietic lynx scum
You woeful tun of malarial ricebird ash
You dismal pannikin of tumorous bushmaster grounds
You undelicious loving cup of innutritious bald eagle vomition
You desolating ostensorium of deadly baleen whale eruption
You execrable wok of syphilitic chacma spit
You afflictive locker box of indecent fruit-tree bark beetle hormone
You disgusting liqueur glass of poisonous colobus snot
You ghastly pocket of variolous bush wren slobber
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