Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting brandy snifter of toxical Lhasa apso sputum
You pestiferous sitzbath of epileptic Poland China excreta
You harsh spittoon of tainted ape draff
You moving tassie [Brit] of morbid cotton mouse lacrimation
You dysphemistic scrotum of encephalitic Merino mucus
You gross hot-water bottle of gouty snapper remainders
You unalluring bandolier of impure dinosaur flowers
You contemptible packing box of innutritious blackhead Persian burp
You hideous waiter of phthisic peccary egesta
You unpalatable clothespress of teeming roundworm piddle
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