Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed locker box of edematous Shropshire sediment
You graceless basin of unclean sea swallow transudation
You poignant cruse of diabetic Dutch Belted deposits
You cacophonous loving cup of neuritic baleen whale ejectment
You horrid holdall of unchaste cowbird survivals
You ungainly powder horn of dyspeptic quarter horse flatulence
You execrable kilderkin of soiled alligator snapper perspiration
You beastly coffer of loose-moraled gemsbok sialorrhea
You consuming hipflask of consumptive Durham shavings
You offensive GI can of contagious king snake burp
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