Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful tyg of noisome guitarfish froth
You noisome blister of miasmal horse flatus
You untasteful box of tabetic mule chips
You heavy file of encephalitic stone fly ends
You unendurable cedar chest of destructive magpie guano
You afflicting vacuum bottle of insalubrious miller ejaculation
You tragic decanter of tumorigenic Polled Durham flux
You unsightly compote of unassimilable leafhopper spout
You agonizing jeroboam of poisonous shovelhead shark turd
You gross schooner of loose-moraled echidna rheum
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