Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten bassinet of tumorous grosbeak turd
You noisome mussuk of apoplectic mandrill effluent
You vexing monstrance of unchaste blind snake extravasation
You teratic scabbard of gangrened wharf rat dingleberry
You undelectable cannikin of venerate guanaco sialorrhea
You dolorous hamper of noxious armyworm sweepings
You troublesome sarcophagus of beset schipperke excretion
You lamentable tray of unassimilable Gordon setter secretion
You onerous tobacco pouch of smirched dabchick precipitations
You graceless pericarp of foul turtledove drivel
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