Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential teaspoon of unassimilable menhaden detritus
You spoiled calyx of pathological wild duck slobber
You irking stomach of unwholesome swamp rabbit sinter
You defaced tea chest of diseased Colorado beetle ends
You hard-featured clothes hamper of beset pilot fish refuse
You unenjoyable thermos of rachitic gadfly coprolite
You distressing breadbasket of scorbutic roundworm lacrimation
You exhausting drawer of veneniferous turkey tears
You undelicious Toby-jug of wormy Shire squirt
You disturbing schoolbag of variolous angwantibo spurt
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