Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable flight bag of rheumatic shrew traces
You sharp theca of rachitic gorilla pus
You grotesque cruet of morbific deerhound mucus
You plaguey honeypot of unsanitary Brahman excretion
You vile caddie bag of pocky mute swan butts
You malodorous vitrine of lousy pintail lacrimation
You dismaying butt of podagric blowfish vomit
You uncomely kit of incontinent English foxhound deposits
You hateful reed basket of mortified spaniel relics
You cacophonic crucible of hydropic suslik excrement
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