Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable stein of colicky moth transudation
You mortifying cream pitcher of injurious deer BO
You dismal cyathus of encephalitic beagle vomit
You unshapely mail pouch of tumorigenic harpy eagle rheum
You unhandsome scoop of plagued Chester White autacoid
You undelicious china of lousy tuna ends
You shapeless shot glass of morbific vesper sparrow rags
You pathetic tankard of hydropic terrapin feces
You ill-featured saddlebag of deadly ruddy duck sialagogue
You grim portfolio of arthritic Rhode Island red snot
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