Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely puncheon of pocky dace ordure
You woeful marsupium of podagric crappie ejecta
You ill-looking punch bowl of ulcerated chickaree stool
You unappealing dinner pail of consumptive robin gas
You unattractive carboy of incontinent turnspit depositions
You worrisome mazer of unsalutary springtail moraine
You rebarbative Toby-jug of scabietic komondor rumps
You marred broiler of phthisic redpoll dung
You unbeauteous vargueno of harmful jackdaw effluent
You rueful barrel of syphilitic binturong guano
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