Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous can of pathogenic petrel deposits
You distressful trencher of injurious Appaloosa exudate
You afflicting flowerpot of polluted bank swallow grounds
You graceless calyx of scorbutic crocodile spurt
You vexatious teakettle of toxiferous redfish butts
You horrible bidet of indecent roosterfish ejectamenta
You awkward powder box of foul pigeon hawk flowers
You piteous pillbox of wormy mew orts
You undelicious phial of unassimilable Maltese excretes
You hideous splint basket of besmirched wireworm lacrimation
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