Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable bleb of sullied bighorn sheep burp
You frightful ammunition box of loose planarian soot
You horrifying sink of cankerous roosterfish filings
You intolerable dresser of abandoned mew egestion
You beastly demijohn of pathogenic barracuda sperm
You depressing knapsack of deadly firefly drivel
You bothering chest of indecent humpback vomit
You unwelcome palette of tabid wharf rat pus
You hard-featured bidet of paralytic redfish flow
You hard-visaged finger bowl of gangrened Maltese detritus
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