Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious tun of unvirginal white giant soot
You exasperating sack of epileptic English setter diaphoresis
You unsightly monstrance of foul pompano moraine
You unhandsome pocket flask of septic gorilla secretion
You pestering wastebasket of tainted lion chaff
You gross cist of toxical paddlefish wind
You grinding creel of scabietic toy poodle vestiges
You lamentable fifth of lousy tamandua waste
You uglified seedcase of tabetic fitch detritus
You dreary pony of hypertensive guereza disgorgement
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