Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable pocket flask of luetic walrus discharge
You pestering briefcase of contagious lacewing autacoid
You distressful sauce boat of bilious horned toad sputum
You vexatious lota of ravaged Southdown stubble
You deplorable shovel of besmirched Kerry Hill leftovers
You undesirable kilderkin of gangrened honker sweepings
You beastly sacculus of morbific Cheshire sperm
You ignoble locker box of innutritious gazelle salivation
You dislikable crucible of loose Spotted Poland China ends
You homely tucker bag [Austral] of scorbutic chimney swift moraine
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