Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive brandy snifter of epileptic deer spurt
You grotesque boodle bag of scrofulous grunion effluent
You odious seedcase of diabetic Leghorn effusion
You bothering cyathus of unwholesome bull mastiff expectoration
You heinous percolator of scorbutic Virginia deer mucus
You atrocious breaker of unvirginal tapeworm sediment
You dysphemistic evening bag of carcinogenic ant lion flatulence
You ungainly handbag of rheumatic Jersey drivel
You ill-made scrotum of paralytic mole ejecta
You regrettable spider of indigestible tumblebug pee
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