Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening blister of freeloving Shetland ash
You clumsy satchel of envenomed sparrow hawk clinkers
You unlovely cereal bowl of apoplectic kiang sputum
You evil-looking file of incontinent deerhound snot
You irking crucible of teeming marabou vomition
You misproportioned soupspoon of morbific margay ordure
You dismaying thermos of unassimilable Russian wolfhound excretion
You awkward bread pan of harmful anchovy dross
You afflictive valise of pocky herring hog spurt
You pitiable monstrance of miasmal echidna soot
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