Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone traveling bag of contaminated ring-tailed cat smut
You harrowing carryall of cancerous candlefish excreta
You insupportable chalice of insanitary meerkat ptyalism
You unenjoyable trough of unhygenic burro deer feculence
You painful Toby-jug of loose-moraled flickertail egesta
You dolorogenic jorum of polluted rabbitfish barf
You unpleasant desk of envenomed pigeon guano
You vexing teaspoon of toxiferous Ayrshire manure
You unbearable carboy of apoplectic snipe jakes
You importunate jigger of smirched Wessex saddleback drool
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