Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude gallbladder of miasmic grunt rheum
You sore golf bag of bilious flickertail scum
You untasteful soupspoon of tumorous drosophila embers
You oppressive fruit basket of cankerous bushtit filings
You grinding holdall of contagious tree squirrel transudation
You ignoble waiter of harmful sika depositions
You undesirable kit bag of ratty white Plymouth Rock flux
You afflicting ditty bag of noxious tanager flatulence
You troublesome spittoon of wormy Malinois relics
You grotesque grip of unhygenic mourning dove turd
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