Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled bushel of pediculous poorwill scourings
You unbeautiful mortarboard of rachitic jumping mouse BO
You objectionable pouch of miasmic tatou peba dregs
You teratic teapot of phthisic seal crap
You deplorable spatula of maculate gopher spit
You cheerless beer glass of malign water bug sewage
You uncomfortable wire basket of freeloving American water spaniel ptyalism
You ill-favored bandbox of besmirched Barbary horse regurgitation
You bitter ashpan of cankered Welsh collie filings
You rending flacon of injurious flying phalanger scraps
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