Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless tub of illicit beagle flatulence
You ungraced money box of tumorous sparrow alluvia
You piteous marsupium of toxicant Ayrshire sialorrhea
You stinking sitzbath of debauched basset remainders
You obscene tea chest of morbid onager emesis
You pitiable bathtub of cancerous harlequin cabbage bug ructation
You grim-faced sauce boat of wormy striped bass saliva
You awkward ditty bag of epileptic blue shark pee
You hateful buffet of adulterous alligator butts
You tragic tun of pestilential wharf rat precipitates
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