Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking flight bag of cankered mako shark cinders
You base ammunition box of pathogenic Pekingese pee
You dismaying mortar of innutritious bull mastiff sweat
You galling drum of beset kangaroo rat expectoration
You ignoble kit of encephalitic Andalusian ejaculation
You heartbreaking pocketbook of gangrenous Alaskan malamute flops
You heinous terrine of tumorous flea chips
You overburdensome reticule of cancerous scarab lacrimation
You worrying pony of loose silver fox remnants
You horrid labis [eccl] of malignant hoopoe rheum
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