Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting ashtray of grubby hoot owl slabber
You foul schooner of smirched bluegill clinkers
You terrible wineskin of virulent nightingale salts
You unspeakable sinus of malign malamute detritus
You excruciating teakettle of hydropic gourami effusion
You grotesque billy of unchaste wharf rat ejection
You grim-visaged ammunition box of harmful razorbill rheum
You repulsive barrel of gangrened Airedale voidance
You touching scoop of phthisic barracuda hemorrhage
You repugnant file folder of morbific slow-worm depositions
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