Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful highboy of soiled dove piddle
You unappeteizing bakepan of epileptic Norfolk spaniel excretion
You unappealing moneybag of loose-moraled serval leftovers
You horrifying bedroll of venenous Brahman ruins
You plaguing dustpan of chlorotic kuvasz sialagogue
You ungraced wok of pleuritic thrush dejecta
You unpalatable wicker basket of poisoned leopard cat squirt
You horrible caddy of consumptive Clydesdale emesis
You crushing wardrobe of pediculous mountain gorilla extravasation
You horrendous punch bowl of toxic bull snake orts
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