Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive holster of unclean Manchester terrier butts
You miasmal sinus of malign caracara scourings
You plaguey caddy of unhealthy ostrich spittle
You repelling mazer of lousy cutthroat trout sewage
You blotted knapsack of diseased glowworm rumps
You vexing seedcase of toxicant French coach horse moraine
You sickening pony of paralytic Longhorn hemorrhage
You mephitic powder horn of tubercular basilisk ructation
You rotten coal scuttle of tainted babirusa dejecta
You wearing bakepan of foul terrapin spit
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