Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless highboy of smirched Bedlington terrier moraine
You noxious salad bowl of scabietic pangolin rubbish
You obscene flowerpot of tumorous wryneck foam
You appalling marsupium of poisoned cardinal sputum
You malformed bassinet of unassimilable carcajou detritus
You depressing theca of pathological zebu defecation
You deplorable cancelli of rheumatic lark extravasation
You sharp bunker of pneumonic thoroughbred fossils
You unspeakable rush basket of scorbutic cachalot rumps
You graceless kitchen cabinet of variolous Basenji sialagogue
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