Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome washbasin of tumorous jumping mouse coprolite
You dismal scuttle of miasmatic potto effluent
You excruciating labis [eccl] of foul retriever jet
You sickening kit of venerate guppy burp
You sour tub of pestiferous nightjar slobber
You horrendous trough of venenous Longhorn spit
You sore trencher of malignant capybara flux
You ignoble demijohn of hydropic schnauzer expectoration
You contemptible pottle of soiled chinchilla ructation
You distasteful tun of destructive St. Mark's fly leftovers
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