Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic drinking cup of miasmatic bird of paradise droppings
You grievous lowboy of tabid mayfly vomition
You uncomely sea bag of pedicular caecilian shavings
You exhausting cancelli of cankerous staghound rubbish
You unhandsome puncheon of tumorigenic barbet traces
You dysphemistic money box of measly mountain goat residue
You onerous ashcan of cankered sea duck excreta
You untasteful drum of malignant constrictor sweat
You evil-looking oil can of tubercular nightjar squirt
You shocking thermos of diabetic blindworm semen
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