Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking eggcup of envenomed Brittany spaniel silt
You pestilent locker box of peccant Holstein settlings
You dreadful fruit basket of leprous baboon secretion
You burdensome spade of edematous filefish spurt
You horrific bin of venomous pilchard sewerage
You pestilential glass of rickety gopher snake perspiration
You unspeakable barrel of noisome Syrian bear excretion
You clumsy file of chlorotic civet cat hormone
You plaguesome mussuk of mortified grass frog leavings
You tragic sacculus of tumorigenic horned toad draff
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