Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible scoop of unsanitary beluga exudate
You ugly broiler of debauched buzzard rumps
You unpalatable picnic basket of apoplectic capuchin dung
You insufferable schooner of contaminated spring frog stool
You overburdensome crane of colicky sunfish eruption
You harsh ashpan of pleuritic willet rubbish
You woeful chiffonier of malignant grivet ejectamenta
You appalling envelope of gangrenous Welsh stumps
You repulsive percolator of sullied foumart urine
You vile soup bowl of miasmic painter [S US] slabber
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