Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing saucepan of pocky sea eagle emesis
You teratic spatula of ravaged turkey buzzard semen
You defaced liqueur glass of insalubrious speckled trout husks
You hard-favored sauce boat of septic cat squirrel remnants
You uninviting firkin of loose eland sialorrhea
You ill-favored shot glass of carcinogenic jackdaw barf
You mortifying ostensorium of wanton burro deer leftovers
You bitter tea chest of dropsical krait coprolite
You dire handbag of nephritic cuckoo ordure
You insufferable noggin of polluted flatfish dregs
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