Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless packing box of nephritic cougar burp
You atrocious shoulder bag of wanton mute swan ptyalism
You pestiferous trash can of unclean sea perch parings
You uncomfortable wire basket of allergic Brahma ends
You replusive cyst of edematous brush wolf jet
You inelegant flowerpot of poisonous guinea pig drool
You appalling billy of poisoned Rock relics
You ill-looking bandolier of indigestible marmot remnants
You moving whatnot of soiled deer fossils
You unlovely powder horn of maculate guanaco hemorrhage
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