Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant dipper of pestiferous bushtit leftovers
You pestering breadbasket of tubercular bonnet monkey secretion
You sickening tableware of malarial balloonfish fart
You unspeakable mug of measly waterbuck detritus
You untasteful locker box of impure mallard extravasation
You heavy percolator of pneumonic saki thyroxin
You uninviting billy of epileptic jewfish BO
You rotten blister of venenous stinkbug sediment
You dysphemized tea chest of pedicular crappie dribble
You atrocious crucible of variolar ant embers
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