Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching boodle bag of encephalitic black sea bass spittle
You cacogenic saccule of veneniferous hawksbill turtle droppings
You graceless tableware of dyspeptic flying phalanger snot
You scarecrowish wardrobe of epileptic coelacanth urine
You horrific pail of chlorotic Egyptian cat turd
You sour flacon of laryngitic boa jakes
You shapeless tallboy of toxiferous barnacle goose gas
You unalluring beer glass of noisome wild goat residue
You discomforting tankard of insalubrious tsine alluvia
You worrying scrotum of diabetic coon cat pee
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