Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful filing box of maculate guppy spit
You excruciating coffee cup of neuritic shepherd dog remains
You sharp caster of noxious bobwhite survivals
You obnoxious carryall of hypertensive black Orpington grounds
You grievous tableware of unchaste scarlet tanager ca-ca
You noxious holster of contagious Lepisma clinkers
You humiliating barrel of innutritious sawfly autacoid
You regrettable bidet of sullied white wolf sputum
You galling cistern of diseased sergeant fish ptyalism
You appalling dipper of venenous woodpecker refuse
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