Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base ark of pleuritic black Orpington excretion
You sore coaster of podagric trematode diaphoresis
You depressive vasculum of infested earworm refuse
You unalluring locker box of palsied boll weevil ca-ca
You deformed honeypot of wormy Canada goose coprolite
You pestilent schoolbag of plagued garganey ejectment
You hideous spatula of toxic papagallo silt
You worrying bedroll of indecent stork dribble
You atrocious flower basket of ratty warthog moraine
You hard-visaged tyg of gouty barn door skate hemorrhage
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