Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible reticule of miasmatic gallfly jakes
You despicable flower bowl of diabetic ringdove sweepings
You teratic jug of indigestible llama barf
You ill-made bundle of edematous Polled Durham precipitations
You ill-looking vasculum of smirched bobwhite mucus
You dislikable clothespress of injurious mouse deer sinter
You aggravating bindle of pediculous capelin parings
You nauseating scoop of gangrenous silky terrier precipitates
You frightful tin can of rheumatic Sealyham terrier slag
You unsavory honeypot of tabid pronghorn remnants
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