Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous loving cup of indigestible amber jack emission
You importunate wineglass of nephritic poorwill heaves
You terrible ostensorium of encephalitic sprig gas
You unappealing boll of malign redhead silt
You ungraceful duffel bag of abandoned eelpout egestion
You blemished bladder of diseased snowshoe rabbit dross
You stinking handbag of incontinent springer spaniel fart
You appalling reticule of wanton boarhound slag
You cacogenic cuspidor of pleuritic bulldog turd
You tiresome dishpan of grubby otterhound eccrisis
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