Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending stomach of carcinogenic horse spittle
You onerous vat of laryngitic cattle egret orts
You offensive wardrobe of septic siamang rheum
You pitiable trencher of morbid chevrotain survivals
You dreary saucepan of abandoned silkworm pats
You disagreeable bin of besmirched rabbit bandicoot excretion
You unlovely casserole of adulterous salmon trout froth
You grisly diplomatic pouch of paralytic grasshopper sialorrhea
You loathsome air bladder of pestiferous thoroughbred sputum
You harassing cereal bowl of unassimilable Wessex saddleback remains
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