Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable crock of septic grain beetle diaphoresis
You rebarbative tableware of scabietic lynx tears
You affecting suitcase of veneniferous hartebeest refuse
You contemptible shovel of loose-moraled Sealyham terrier regurgitation
You foul cruet of deadly Rhode Island red scoria
You displeasing utricle of malign gunnel puke
You misshapen bedroll of tainted boll weevil residuua
You consuming pillbox of toxicant blue Orpington evacuation
You unlovely clothespress of arthritic coon cat [dial] sewage
You abhorrent credenza of insalubrious speckled Sussex fart
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