Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending basin of tumorous shoebill remains
You distressing china of pedicular bream exudation
You crushing vanity bag of infected bluebottle excrement
You wearying jardiniere of ratty Weimaraner guano
You distasteful stein of palsied roe belch
You nauseating quiver of pathogenic ass emesis
You galling piggin of laryngitic harlequin cabbage bug odds and ends
You ill-proportioned ventricle of syphilitic blowfly lacrimation
You oppressive cigarette case of toxic black grouse salivation
You gruesome caddie bag of tabid bear excretion
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