Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous noggin of innutritious midwife toad remnants
You mournful finger bowl of miasmatic skunk bear jakes
You sharp dresser of illicit horned screamer excretion
You homely basin of unhygenic jaguarundi piddle
You pesky carboy of smirched glass snake excretes
You foul bureau of veneniferous potato bug discharge
You untasteful phial of tumorigenic lizard defecation
You shocking hipflask of pleuritic shark scoria
You obnoxious closet of soiled cutthroat trout flops
You discomforting ashcan of palsied flycatcher foam
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