Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely sheath of pestiferous kingfisher embers
You base bushel of anemic silkworm draff
You undesirable hopper of ratty musk deer barf
You dismaying horn of envenomed woodworm residuua
You oppressive reticule of nephritic roe parings
You tormenting carpetbag of destructive katydid emesis
You awkward boodle bag of infective ling sediment
You atrocious flower basket of defiled tortoise offscourings
You pestiferous portmanteau of contagious wasp flow
You odious theca of chlorotic syrphus fly perspiration
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