Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive portfolio of toxiferous buffalo wolf crap
You blotted wineglass of apoplectic anteater chaff
You ignoble escritoire of venomous egret sialorrhea
You burdensome warming pan of sullied tsetse fly hemorrhage
You disturbing haversack of gangrened flying lemur squirt
You grotesque coaster of pedicular Red Poll extrusion
You deplorable purse of diseased Belgian hare saliva
You homely sleeping bag of rachitic lantern fish smut
You exasperating hamper of destructive Groenendael effusion
You loathsome letter file of miasmic meerkat expulsion
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