Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced grip of miasmal Polled Hereford transudation
You replusive clothes hamper of innutritious curlew detritus
You abominable cream pitcher of illicit anoa parings
You woebegone ventricle of encephalitic flying gurnard survivals
You noisome broiler of pleuritic red-headed woodpecker drivel
You poignant utricle of pestiferous elk lacrimation
You terrible milk pail of toxiferous sea perch clinkers
You desolating pipkin of scrofulous blue shark gas
You exasperating shovel of apoplectic harpy eagle chaff
You forbidding soupspoon of venomous Romanov pus
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