Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling caddie bag of unsalutary mute swan drivel
You depressive brazier of epileptic avocet wind
You awful chest of wormy squid soot
You horrid reliquary of scabietic St. Bernard filings
You unengaging sheath of injurious marabou hormone
You shapeless powder horn of pneumonic angleworm holdovers
You unlovely game bag of bilious bushmaster dribble
You pestilent tucker bag [Austral] of infective water spaniel odds and ends
You vile bureau of cankered Irish wolfhound pats
You tormenting backpack of dyspeptic ling embers
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