Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying locker of sullied loris sweepings
You saddening vargueno of neuralgic barbel perspiration
You irksome urn of cancerous pilot fish drivel
You unpleasant till of unclean polar bear remainders
You dreadful crucible of injurious hawk soot
You unsavory bleb of diseased dung beetle semen
You gross labis [eccl] of variolous blackcap filings
You awful carafe of poisoned stag beetle gas
You dolorific rummer of edematous musk-ox alluvia
You wearisome reticule of insalubrious markhor froth
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