Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent commode of ratty nutria effluent
You dismal compact of venomous shrew eructation
You beautiless puncheon of mortified cicada sinter
You ill-proportioned attache´ case of besmirched wren-tit purulence
You undelectable soup bowl of indecent wood owl butts
You thankless stomach of poisoned Shire crap
You exhausting shovel of tumorigenic burro deer pus
You bothersome trash can of phthisic painter [S US] transudation
You gargoylish mortarboard of neuralgic standardbred BO
You malodorous pail of scrofulous bull snake moraine
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