Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing box of unsanitary margay heaves
You dismaying saccus of unsalutary eland salivation
You bothering chifforobe of veneniferous horned toad effluent
You malformed flacon of unhygenic tsine drool
You scarecrowish spittoon of anemic sable antelope sweat
You horrid dosser of foul sea mew sialorrhea
You unendurable flask of pathogenic ringdove ejaculation
You torturous skippet of bilious English sparrow alluvia
You comfortless broiler of leprous cachalot slag
You dysphemized hogshead of unhealthful camelopard ejecta
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