Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful pipkin of indecent merganser urine
You deformed spittoon of chlorotic loggerhead excretes
You oppressive pouch of noisome cougar flops
You plaguesome chiffonier of envenomed Targhee egestion
You offensive glass of smirched sea trout feces
You unendurable pottinger of injurious turnspit ends
You loathsome hod of grubby boxer odds and ends
You gruesome china of incontinent aoudad autacoid
You shapeless cyst of destructive tatou peba residue
You unbeauteous cardcase of deadly stone fly sediment
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