Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching chifforobe of indecent goldfinch extravasation
You irritating saucer of malign dunlin sinter
You disturbing wok of cankered affenpinscher vomition
You sickening shot glass of unhealthful Lincoln discharge
You unspeakable reliquary of malignant bullhead feculence
You dismal patella of soiled shovelhead catfish perspiration
You mephitic teapot of unwholesome mantis slag
You ungraced glass of neuritic toadfish orts
You ghastly scrip [archaic] of scorbutic mongoose cinders
You wearing corbeil [archit] of unclean wild ox lacrimation
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