Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tyrannous tallboy of venomous gnat thyroxin
You distressful loving cup of hydropic hawk traces
You offensive saucepan of ratty Irish water spaniel dung
You unsavory tumbler of cankerous goose eccrisis
You gargoylish ashcan of rheumatic langur flowers
You defaced cyst of variolar constrictor ejaculation
You depressing trencher of rachitic ortolan squirt
You humiliating reticule of poisoned Faverolle remnants
You unhandsome bail of pneumonic porpoise ruins
You galling sitzbath of venenous milk snake snot
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