Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled gunny of morbid haddock offscourings
You oppressive tankard of cancerous brown bear coprolith
You unbeauteous tin can of variolous Jersey remainders
You teratic platter of pneumonic grouper moraine
You repulsive pod of unhealthy fruit fly sweepings
You plaguing pericarp of unassimilable kestrel piss
You monstrous trunk of tubercular Galloway ruins
You agonizing kit bag of sullied hawksbill turtle clinkers
You discomforting ditty bag of cankerous badger dog alluvia
You grim-visaged traveling bag of syphilitic snow bunting flatus
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