Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting double boiler of unhealthy whippet fossils
You beastly vanity case of harmful wild duck stool
You cacophonous goblet of sullied hogfish husks
You homely hogshead of colicky shipworm relics
You aggravating teapot of unsalutary lung fish flops
You noxious jigger of rachitic Norfolk spaniel sputum
You contemptible flower bowl of variolous red deer discharge
You objectionable chest of cankerous matamata piss
You base clothes hamper of diabetic cutlass fish heaves
You ill-favored teacup of contaminated opossum orts
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