Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy catch basin of unvirginal soft-shelled turtle eruption
You unalluring till of noisome miller's-thumb spit
You gruesome hatbox of miasmatic wild boar pus
You overburdensome stewpan of contagious Havana brown cat embers
You grotesque cannikin of leprous speckled trout traces
You depressing bedroll of morbific serval parings
You distasteful ashpan of phthisic Durham ptyalism
You uncomely dessert spoon of edematous blue fish crap
You gross waiter of indecent shiner scum
You plaguesome tun of gangrenous wood mouse cinders
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