Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating fifth of ulcerated antelope chipmunk barf
You revolting water butt of incontinent redstart clinkers
You gargoylish holster of anemic bandicoot odds and ends
You sharp attache´ case of variolous mealybug drool
You heavy vase of edematous pochard sewage
You harassing sideboard of scorbutic fluke heaves
You crushing clothes hamper of rachitic Colorado beetle expectoration
You ugly sleeping bag of unassimilable wood tick dung
You aggravating saccus of indecent wood pigeon ruins
You graceless knapsack of pedicular turnstone stool
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