Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vile urn of nephritic golden eagle clinkers
You crushing hipflask of foul yak vestiges
You ill-favored seedcase of arthritic frigate bird chaff
You gross tray of abandoned moth semen
You repugnant dessert spoon of envenomed horsefly crap
You onerous lota of besmirched markhor extravasation
You beastly pannier of luetic wahoo pee
You scarecrowish trug of incontinent fox filings
You saddening Toby-jug of illicit swan stubble
You distasteful tableware of wanton margay drool
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