Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished overnight bag of miasmatic trematode spurt
You noisome pouch of poisonous teredo grounds
You irksome theca of chlorotic dragonfly tears
You distasteful tyg of defiled Bernese mountain dog shavings
You pitiable cellaret of unvirginal black bass urine
You beastly bladder of diseased leopard thyroxin
You repellent sugar spoon of syphilitic Leicester scraps
You deplorable pony of polluted sow bug exudation
You noxious bleb of pocky Bantam waste
You harsh chiffonier of plagued mountain sheep spit
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