Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling shot glass of unwholesome titlark scum
You moving GI can of hypertensive cockroach sewage
You poignant spoon of grubby collie evacuation
You grim-faced pan broiler of edematous Norfolk spaniel snot
You atrocious buck basket of toxical weevil sweat
You unbeauteous musette bag of bilious stump-tailed lizard puke
You rotten carryall of tabetic urial sperm
You undesirable cruse of malarial flamingo shit
You unbearable Toby-jug of tabid rhinoceros foam
You ungainly chest of drawers of malignant peewee leftovers
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