Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome bindle of malign adder defecation
You unhandsome drinking horn of apoplectic meadow lark precipitations
You agonizing autoclave of miasmic gray fox guano
You depressing carboy of mortified thoroughbred extravasation
You uncomely silique of unhealthy assassin bug moraine
You worrisome fruit basket of communicable baleen whale egestion
You baneful garbage can of infectious basking shark coprolite
You forbidding housewife of injurious Maltese settlings
You ghastly basin of tabid aardvark spew
You graceless caster of innutritious secretary bird filings
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