Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking double boiler of cancerous midge fossils
You awful file of harmful crossbill tears
You nasty reticule of deadly yak smut
You graceless porringer of miasmic iguana clinkers
You dismal vanity case of tabid fool duck crap
You misproportioned cardcase of hypertensive pangolin jakes
You crushing brazier of cankered polar bear ruins
You insufferable milk pail of pleuritic grayling remnants
You lamentable vasculum of gangrenous June bug excrement
You depressing budget [dial] of unvirginal rabbitfish rumps
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