Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely creamer of gangrenous anchovy shit
You hard-favored cone of wanton egret extravasation
You detestable washtub of unassimilable Mangalitza ruins
You painful amnion of veneniferous cottontail rabbit spew
You homely butt of destructive porbeagle squirt
You bleak boiler of encephalitic butterfish parings
You undesirable dinner pail of unhealthy spitz extrusion
You moving gallbladder of pneumonic grass frog expectoration
You malodorous salad bowl of tumorous gavial excrement
You pestilent scrip [archaic] of paralytic mastiff eccrisis
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