Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross teacup of carcinogenic thresher scum
You grim-faced letter file of debauched bonito shit
You unlikable crock of morbific Yorkshire terrier ejaculation
You depressive catch basin of communicable avocet refuse
You grotesque bursa of wormy cutworm salts
You unshapely buck basket of besmirched Syrian bear wind
You sharp cabinet of dyspeptic orangutan mucus
You wearying locker of edematous cricket spit
You contemptible cruse of pathological fox terrier stool
You homely porringer of variolous sprig feculence
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