Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting flasket of podagric lark flow
You uncomely calabash of toxiferous boa salts
You inelegant flowerpot of infested spitz ruins
You sore scabbard of neuritic spoonbill settlings
You sickening satchel of soiled boa constrictor dingleberry
You grotesque net of insanitary bearded lizard ordure
You terrible chest of leprous Charolais transudation
You dysphemized trough of variolar yellowhammer flatuosity
You displeasing moneybag of freeloving Percheron eccrisis
You fulsome kit bag of adulterous orangutan chips
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