Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene porringer of maculate grunion eruption
You unbearable phial of miasmatic penguin butts
You tragic corbeil [archit] of mortified springbok snot
You horrid flagon of venerate lung fish alluvia
You ill-proportioned cyathus of unsalutary viper detritus
You cheerless warming pan of laryngitic kestrel guano
You worrying rush basket of tubercular grasshopper mouse urine
You crude scoop of ratty water moccasin flatuosity
You affecting suitcase of toxicant wildcat vomit
You disconcerting cellaret of unhealthy tree swallow emission
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