Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable kitchen boiler of lousy Saluki husks
You pitiable butt of neuralgic rattlesnake exudation
You misproportioned flagon of unsanitary ant bear purulence
You unendurable boll of miasmatic genet sewage
You distressful frail of maculate shovelhead shark ejectment
You abominable desk of neuritic toadfish expectoration
You grievous salad bowl of consumptive agouti transudation
You execrable sacculus of scabietic gray wolf squirt
You mortifying vargueno of dyspeptic bonefish stubble
You vexatious vacuum bottle of soiled ruffed grouse eccrisis
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