Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic spade of poisoned Cotswold slaver
You exasperating sleeping bag of unhygenic speckled trout ca-ca
You mortifying quiver of unhealthful deer mouse night soil
You saddening chifforobe of unhealthy Wessex saddleback depositions
You pitiable catchall of pedicular perch scourings
You hard-favored drawer of impure darter filings
You ill-featured bag of pestilential spectacled cobra rumps
You grievous hogshead of infectious Turkish cat semen
You ghastly cigarette case of smirched coon holdovers
You annoying creamer of hydropic congo snake rheum
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