Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable boot of noxious Sussex spout
You mournful bleb of noisome camelopard salivation
You obnoxious pipkin of gouty puffin ca-ca
You heartrending reed basket of infected sea bream sinter
You dislikable mail pouch of apoplectic apar disgorgement
You rotten pocket of ulcerated ferret spew
You malodorous jar of unhygenic Australorp semen
You unspeakable caldron of morbific torpedo fish eructation
You unalluring wok of ravaged horse mackerel effusion
You distasteful tureen of debauched Cape buffalo drool
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