Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying traveling bag of dyspeptic Charbray excrement
You grim-visaged bowl of incontinent alewife sputum
You bothering fistula of impure widgeon thyroxin
You cacogenic beer glass of deadly paddlefish precipitates
You offensive casserole of edematous chow ordure
You unhandsome pipkin of besmirched sidewinder gas
You blemished trowel of infectious ring-necked pheasant salts
You terrible billfold of septic alpaca waste
You repulsive bandolier of epileptic Jersey alluvia
You frightful hip bath of cancerous shad fly flops
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