Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous loving cup of syphilitic Welsh collie dung
You revolting footlocker of infected beluga guano
You uninviting air bladder of contaminated carp ejectment
You forbidding brandy snifter of lousy aye-aye holdovers
You malformed mortar of unhealthful billbug husks
You undelectable bowl of leprous mockingbird excreta
You unattractive coaster of allergic banteng sweat
You unlovely suitcase of venomous glass snake thyroxin
You worrisome autoclave of venenous bluegill manure
You tyrannous cyathus of variolous moth parings
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