Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing tinderbox of soiled loach leftovers
You regrettable tumbler of phthisic tsine flops
You consuming coaster of malignant barnacle goose heaves
You heartwounding flask of grubby mule deer guano
You base haversack of smirched silkworm sweat
You lamentable shoulder bag of polluted alpaca debris
You ungraceful sink of infested black sea bass scoria
You offensive sound of poisonous boarhound hemorrhage
You misproportioned carafe of gangrenous Lincoln sialagogue
You horrid teaspoon of miasmic earwig mucus
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