Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made coal scuttle of variolar mink excretion
You plaguing tray of unassimilable carcajou sewage
You revolting piepan of pocky steelhead filings
You comfortless ditty bag of peccant dachshund ejecta
You distasteful roaster of neuralgic guillemot relics
You tiresome scabbard of adulterous grasshopper odds and ends
You unattractive jerrican of rheumatic Rock draff
You painful folio of plagued marabou slabber
You fulsome footlocker of nephritic Sumatra flux
You undelicious kibble of hydropic brook trout squirt
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