Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful bowl of variolar staghound regurgitation
You malodorous pericarp of luetic dragonfly BO
You excruciating bunker of freeloving water snake soot
You horrifying gallbladder of diseased lamprey excretes
You affecting spade of wormy rail ends
You rueful air bladder of insalubrious Galloway shavings
You grim-faced snuffbox of beset marmoset expectoration
You stinking loculus of debauched flicker ash
You unpleasing haversack of pestiferous hamster sediment
You annoying coffin of paralytic chameleon guano
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