Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous bandbox of scabietic Polled Durham sweat
You disconcerting teakettle of pediculous albatross crap
You cacogenic bowl of tumorigenic rat snake vomit
You noxious pail of indigestible sandpiper butts
You miasmic spoon of infective bowfin excreta
You dolorogenic bucket of chlorotic harpy eagle coprolite
You sore file folder of incontinent manatee drivel
You beastly labis [eccl] of phthisic sand cat scoria
You gargoylish watering can of miasmal chaffinch ejecta
You mournful amnion of luetic bookworm stubble
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