Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing crock of noxious eft ordure
You gruesome stave basket of indigestible papillon flatulence
You spoiled washtub of pathological blackbird spurt
You nauseating game bag of unchaste deer fly feces
You woeful bursa of tabid condor thyroxin
You graceless hipflask of nephritic gopher snake stubble
You unaesthetic washbasket of beset sprat survivals
You oppressive skillet of chlorotic blue fox residue
You obnoxious brandy snifter of unassimilable tarpon dejecta
You hideous poke of teeming tench ejectamenta
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