Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp autoclave of wormy white Plymouth Rock guano
You ungainly frying pan of pestilential Bedlington terrier stumps
You aggravating sarcophagus of mortified fool duck ruins
You distressful housewife of ulcerous cucumber flea beetle elimination
You troubling clothesbasket of cankerous bandicoot spurt
You tragic bread pan of morbific waterbuck smut
You clumsy flasket of infectious adder scraps
You execrable garbage can of defiled marlin sialagogue
You undelectable trash can of neuritic horn fly discharge
You mournful capsule of maculate lizard dribble
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