Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent eggcup of tabetic Waler stumps
You afflicting mortar of pestilential wood mouse discharge
You dire teaspoon of poisonous brush turkey egesta
You desolating pocket of variolous beaver shavings
You heinous stein of cankered sow bug ejecta
You grinding schoolbag of unhealthful adjutant bird stubble
You fulsome vitrine of lousy horned rattlesnake piddle
You horrible flower bowl of venerate junco burp
You awkward bleb of diseased Mexican hairless slobber
You burdensome satchel of leprous drum traces
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