Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting pocket flask of toxic lemur piss
You dolorogenic trencher of sullied wildebeest elimination
You dire grip of luetic shoveler ptyalism
You crushing gripsack of beset nematode vomition
You beautiless loculus of ratty large black semen
You wearisome seedcase of colicky cobra smut
You distressful mussuk of diseased peregrine falcon flatulence
You ghastly drawer of besmirched Shetland sheep dog egesta
You revolting phial of abandoned German wire-haired pointer lacrimation
You painful pipe of deadly binturong excretes
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