Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad caddie bag of envenomed armyworm rags
You excruciating carryall of contaminated sapsucker deposits
You abominable musk bag of soiled jabalina flow
You tragic saccule of loose-moraled elk piddle
You atrocious basin of infectious spectacled cobra fart
You crude calyx of ulcerated St. Bernard excrement
You noxious frail of pleuritic toy terrier ash
You intolerable hutch of septic mantis eructation
You disconcerting file of scorbutic albatross heaves
You shapeless tassie [Brit] of edematous carcajou BO
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