Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome cistern of destructive Suffolk rags
You unpretty firkin of sullied shark piss
You pesky beer glass of veneniferous midwife toad ordure
You unlikable pan broiler of toxical tsine coprolite
You unsightly ammunition box of variolous Brussels griffon parings
You monstrous stewpan of infested anaconda filings
You comfortless budget [dial] of nephritic mourning dove feculence
You blotted crate of epileptic Clydesdale scourings
You thankless casserole of scorbutic leopard frog regurgitation
You harsh fifth of infected hawk owl spittle
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