Insult code by Ron Hardin.
Each entry has about 42 bits of randomness. Queries are not recorded. Randomness is probably as good as the random resource in the operating system.
You unappealing tumbler of scrofulous bollworm puke
You dislikable dishpan of variolous American foxhound exudation
You gargoylish compote of leprous phalanger remnants
You piteous snuffbox of rachitic cavy dejecta
You loathsome coffee urn of nephritic tern moraine
You ugly butt of mortified greylag goose exudate
You fulsome vanity bag of syphilitic wild ox discharge
You harsh drawer of apoplectic shad fly spittle
You grotesque china of unsalutary flatfish hormone
You irritating sewing basket of incontinent white Orpington sewage
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