Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful mortar of loose-moraled chaffinch lacrimation
You clumsy cyst of sullied capercaillie jakes
You distasteful shelf of scrofulous brant flatuosity
You evil-favored can of mortified housefly ejection
You objectionable sugar bowl of unsanitary kea rags
You ugly shell of pestiferous doctor fish vomit
You distressing horn of tubercular blowfish dejecta
You unsightly thermos of infested German short-haired pointer autacoid
You misshapen teakettle of unhygenic rose beetle sperm
You despicable washtub of morbific auk effluent
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