Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal handbag of foul Irish wolfhound emission
You afflictive kit bag of beset grackle husks
You unattractive flower bowl of nephritic Sussex voidance
You saddening folio of pathogenic gallfly foam
You unsavory clothes hamper of mortified zebra dejecta
You disturbing net of impure assassin bug exudation
You troublesome satchel of infective tamandua dross
You woebegone sacculus of ravaged earthworm egestion
You heavy cist of tabid bedbug pus
You contemptible kibble of dyspeptic middle white salivation
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