Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive gripsack of tumorigenic puffer piss
You disturbing chest of contagious tapir ptyalism
You malodorous evening bag of indecent redbird flatuosity
You afflicting saucepan of peccant newt vomition
You ill-favored dresser of infected pickerel parings
You importunate chamber pot of plagued pocket gopher shavings
You lamentable ashtray of grubby badger dog precipitates
You deformed sugar spoon of mortified elephant offscourings
You dislikable milk pail of soiled sawfish evacuation
You plaguesome hopper of measly Charolais grounds
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