Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid file folder of beset boarhound evacuation
You unpalatable beer glass of dropsical Abyssinian cat soot
You horrific dustpan of grubby mole snot
You excruciating cyst of unclean ruddy duck gas
You spoiled noggin of malarial menhaden remains
You provoking wastebasket of contaminated keeshond emesis
You nauseating tray of destructive suslik turd
You hard-featured pitcher of insalubrious merganser butts
You blemished cake pan of polluted American trotter slabber
You unendurable flagon of unchaste raven orts
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