Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing buck basket of unvirginal flycatcher droppings
You unaesthetic cruse of beset razorbill relics
You appalling pottinger of cancerous redhead scum
You uninviting kitchen cabinet of smirched barn owl sputum
You lamentable vanity bag of defiled hornet saliva
You mephitic hip bath of tabid kinglet spurt
You ugly jorum of freeloving brook trout slabber
You saddening carton of debauched Rock settlings
You bleak flacon of pediculous dragon hormone
You distressing calyx of rachitic sable odds and ends
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