Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured shelf of plagued jennet manure
You ill-favored pipkin of chlorotic English setter clinkers
You bitter crane of toxical flounder chips
You regrettable wallet of lousy woodworm leavings
You tormenting flowerpot of beset raven ends
You grim reticule of venenous cachalot diaphoresis
You unenjoyable schoolbag of insalubrious elkhound disgorgement
You unwelcome frying pan of scabietic bonito deposits
You consuming trunk of tainted kookaburra froth
You mephitic crucible of malarial angel fish barf
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