Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing pocket flask of loose-moraled caribou squirt
You intolerable drum of wanton burro coprolith
You disconcerting bushel of incontinent sprig refuse
You misbegotten butt of dropsical fisher defecation
You bothering pipe of miasmic stoat dross
You annoying shelves of innutritious basset dejecta
You ill-proportioned hope chest of gouty baldpate flatus
You ignoble holster of injurious kiwi wind
You joyless satchel of variolar ray turd
You torturous flower basket of noisome Border terrier slag
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