Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous press of noxious hippopotamus holdovers
You ill-shaped pitcher of soiled caracara perspiration
You unaesthetic bucket of diseased hamster survivals
You ill-favored wardrobe of contaminated llama fossils
You woebegone spatula of unhealthy mourning dove traces
You afflicting file folder of gangrenous pinworm waste
You ill-featured folio of allergic bushmaster shavings
You rebarbative drinking horn of tabetic pine mouse stumps
You hard-visaged coffeepot of pestiferous St. Mark's fly husks
You harsh vanity case of scabietic Dexter effusion
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