Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable cabinet of unhygenic guillemot fart
You heartsickening blister of destructive blackbird pee
You gross washbasin of leprous Brown Swiss transudation
You provoking reticule of nephritic soft-shelled turtle salivation
You comfortless cuspidor of soiled siren hemorrhage
You noxious coffee urn of morbific mosquito hawk defecation
You annoying flagon of communicable tumblebug coprolite
You nauseating envelope of mortified black face Highland excretes
You dolorous calyx of palsied buzzard vomition
You shapeless handbag of loose-moraled mountain goat leftovers
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