Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous compact of infectious jerboa kangaroo exudation
You unpleasing boiler of teeming kangaroo rat egesta
You horrendous bassinet of colicky jackal odds and ends
You pestiferous reticule of abandoned roundworm purulence
You saddening punnet of unclean rail fart
You ungraced marsupium of maculate miller's-thumb belch
You ill-favored coffee urn of insanitary griffon moraine
You regrettable skillet of palsied gavial shavings
You vexatious secretary of tumorigenic camelopard eruption
You stinking plate of mortified Welsh corgi slobber
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