Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred vanity case of miasmal red squirrel holdovers
You wearisome salad bowl of tabetic oriole ructation
You overburdensome file of venomous sapsucker discharge
You repellent sitzbath of unwholesome Welsh droppings
You disfigured net of toxiferous shovelhead shark secretion
You crude bandolier of neuritic sea elephant coprolite
You heinous cyathus of pestiferous water moccasin shavings
You dysphemistic casket of malignant barn owl ejectamenta
You distasteful budget [dial] of pediculous fruit-tree bark beetle emesis
You aggravating barracks bag of beset redpoll thyroxin
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