Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting canteen of cankerous doctor fish flatus
You beautiless harness cask of tabid Duroc excretion
You tragic hod of harmful clumber spaniel hemorrhage
You afflicting gravy boat of leprous Bantam precipitations
You undelicious dispatch box of consumptive dachshund residuua
You overburdensome ashtray of unclean teju wind
You worrying bunker of venerate swan ejecta
You teasing folio of diseased jennet barf
You noisome mortarboard of unvirginal greenbottle fly silt
You plaguesome tinderbox of unassimilable anthropoid ape spurt
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