Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely chifforobe of wormy gallfly filings
You gargoylish whatnot of hypertensive brown thrasher vestiges
You contemptible knapsack of unsanitary piranha slag
You evil-favored scrip [archaic] of dyspeptic Appaloosa sweat
You comfortless shovel of diabetic eft ejecta
You racking platter of infested jewfish disgorgement
You abhorrent cuspidor of apoplectic albatross pee
You worrisome dishpan of miasmatic field spaniel transudation
You saddening casserole of scrofulous squirrel ca-ca
You dismal sacculus of infective wood frog odds and ends
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