Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting musette bag of rheumatic drosophila flatus
You despicable coffer of loose-moraled brush turkey spout
You nauseating tinderbox of infective ring ouzel clinkers
You poignant soupspoon of leprous prairie fox effluent
You dreary glass of poisoned Russell's viper slaver
You ill-featured labis [eccl] of morbific mud hen excrement
You ungainly chifforobe of cancerous cobra hormone
You unpleasing cereal bowl of unhygenic pocket rat refuse
You pathetic cake pan of infectious turtledove traces
You heartsickening plate of syphilitic sambar flops
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