Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless compact of mortified honker coprolith
You ill-shaped clothesbasket of tubercular porgy thyroxin
You monstrous harness cask of envenomed Shire stool
You exhausting boiler of noxious gemsbok feces
You embarrassing handbag of chlorotic giant schnauzer sewerage
You unbeautiful trencher of consumptive cinnamon bear cinders
You undelectable Canterbury of encephalitic horned screamer flatulence
You importunate demijohn of communicable water spaniel ejaculation
You unpleasant powder box of arthritic cachalotXCaffre cat remains
You pestering boodle bag of morbific guinea pig secretion
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