Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful watering can of cankered Charolais ejection
You ill-made piggin of polluted oyster catcher piddle
You troublesome sound of virulent gnatcatcher flatulence
You hard-featured pocketcase of insalubrious frigate bird depositions
You grievous kettle of diabetic muskrat sewerage
You graceless wire basket of consumptive mudfish ejectamenta
You defaced spade of tainted duck offscourings
You gross punch bowl of toxiferous bull snake embers
You unsightly bandolier of grubby blue whale pats
You inelegant scyphus of lousy wood mouse grounds
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