Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid theca of lousy goshawk filings
You heinous commode of mortified roach burp
You gargoylish saucer of abandoned heron ptyalism
You ill-favored canteen of toxicant bat guano
You irritating tyg of hydropic coon cat [dial] shavings
You misbegotten phial of insalubrious cat spittle
You joyless wastepaper basket of indigestible aardvark flux
You repulsive scyphus of harmful cedarbird feculence
You beastly dishpan of unhealthy loach excretes
You malodorous shovel of toxiferous congo snake sputum
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