Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped fistula of destructive Tamworth thyroxin
You spoiled bleb of morbid eel effluent
You ghastly spittoon of pocky snout beetle residue
You base pan broiler of carcinogenic aye-aye salivation
You undelectable attache´ case of pedicular manatee coprolite
You ill-featured schoolbag of plagued Longhorn squirt
You odious vargueno of apoplectic Norwegian elkhound spew
You nauseating Saratoga trunk of toxical hamster vomition
You unappealing tableware of rachitic hog-nose snake puke
You torturous vanity case of phthisic butterfish filings
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