Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive harness cask of tainted goat guano
You awkward ventricle of unvirginal Rambouillet stubble
You dysphemized vanity case of miasmatic doctor fish perspiration
You rebarbative Boston bag of grubby guanaco dross
You onerous handbag of pestiferous mealybug puke
You disgusting tea urn of communicable oryx gas
You evil-looking crock of consumptive water snake offscourings
You unlovely schoolbag of noisome pipit egestion
You heartbreaking mortarboard of scrofulous rattlesnake remainders
You shocking gripsack of gouty capercaillie jakes
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