Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone bushel of encephalitic cayman stubble
You tormenting harness cask of chlorotic Briard BO
You distasteful coffeepot of ulcerated wild pig dross
You dreary bin of scrofulous whitefish slabber
You miasmic saucepan of hydropic pelican urine
You unlovely caddie bag of unvirginal flea beetle evacuation
You pestilential boodle bag of unhealthful urus soot
You distressful cream pitcher of incontinent king cobra ructation
You pathetic escritoire of leprous blowfly spittle
You harassing pocketcase of impure yellow jacket moraine
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