Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable double boiler of poisonous giant bass debris
You untasteful bedroll of hydropic Longhorn turd
You homely magnum of consumptive cicada gas
You shapeless highball glass of diabetic parrot night soil
You unpleasant diplomatic pouch of malign wild ox ejecta
You ill-favored bandbox of septic Dalmatian salts
You moving casserole of defiled vulture squirt
You hard-visaged scoop of chlorotic white Leghorn drool
You repelling ventricle of epileptic white fox leftovers
You abhorrent liqueur glass of syphilitic guinea pig flatus
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