Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable fifth of tubercular cricket sweepings
You ungainly rack of diseased red fox emission
You crushing sac of illicit zebu deposits
You teasing air sac of contagious earworm hormone
You excruciating jigger of infected serval extravasation
You rebarbative washbasin of incontinent bedbug night soil
You dreary tableware of laryngitic partridge drivel
You spoiled vasculum of smirched toadfish odds and ends
You joyless sack of pneumonic reindeer excrement
You repugnant dessert spoon of foul warthog remainders
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