Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured sink of hypertensive tumblebug spurt
You sorrowful clothesbasket of besmirched tarpon sewerage
You homely tea chest of deadly snout beetle flow
You hateful utricle of diseased Chinook salmon sewage
You gargoylish stoup of venomous sting ray froth
You ugly jorum of pestilential mourning dove smut
You obnoxious lota of defiled snapping turtle salivation
You misproportioned carafe of unvirginal housefly precipitations
You insufferable portmanteau of loose sparrow excretes
You saddening caddie bag of envenomed snow bunting sialorrhea
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