Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive brandy snifter of illicit bighorn sheep dung
You unenjoyable pocket flask of rickety Indian buffalo dingleberry
You foul powder horn of dyspeptic green frog ordure
You pitiable teapot of freeloving rorqual parings
You repulsive gallbladder of lousy striped bass night soil
You unspeakable glasses of toxiferous poodle spew
You rending musk bag of insalubrious sloth sputum
You clumsy press of syphilitic dingo filings
You odious creel of colicky krait flops
You dysphemistic loculus of hydropic bustard slabber
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