Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone china of abandoned thornback ray expectoration
You offensive coffeepot of loose-moraled squash bug moraine
You poignant pannikin of venerate carancho spit
You hard-featured slop pail of freeloving Dorset Down embers
You worrying cist of destructive onager lacrimation
You beautiless bag of unhygenic kite ptyalism
You heinous lowboy of virulent Dalmatian dejecta
You dysphemized crucible of epileptic bat odds and ends
You agonizing envelope of syphilitic monitor semen
You piteous ostensorium of infectious trumpeter perspiration
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