Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive duffel bag of gouty armyworm salts
You unlikable cruse of unsalutary buffalo fish night soil
You wearing tobacco pouch of grubby goat antelope smut
You weighty folio of venenous oyster catcher piss
You abominable portmanteau of miasmic flying fox pee
You insufferable sarcophagus of besmirched Southdown dung
You troublesome platter of pathological krait salivation
You dolorous pocket of virulent Norwich terrier flatus
You unsavory autoclave of chlorotic Aberdeen Angus tears
You touching bandbox of ulcerous shiner alluvia
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