Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific broiler of scorbutic Siamese cat pee
You obscene envelope of pestiferous Dalmatian ptyalism
You shapeless caddie bag of adulterous sandpiper shavings
You woebegone coffee cup of chlorotic whooper swan excretion
You repugnant spade of grubby wahoo discharge
You annoying bathtub of leprous barbel chaff
You moving bleb of morbid walleye waste
You burdensome drum of arthritic rabbit bandicoot ructation
You grim-visaged mail pouch of dropsical bezoar goat eccrisis
You marred hopper of colicky Chinook salmon ejectment
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