Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening tumbler of variolous Scottish deerhound coprolith
You excruciating poke of luetic bush wren guano
You blemished wallet of arthritic whistler vestiges
You beautiless jerrican of unvirginal hellgrammite coprolite
You despicable trash can of tumorigenic pochard dribble
You untasteful flower basket of paralytic sergeant fish flow
You importunate dessert spoon of measly greenbottle fly puke
You vile dinner pail of ulcerated grass frog burp
You cacophonous shot glass of polluted coon cat rheum
You tyrannous casket of deadly silky terrier residuua
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