Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable teapot of ulcerated giraffe transudation
You base tucker bag [Austral] of cancerous heron sweepings
You abhorrent puncheon of deadly guppy ejecta
You odious catchall of envenomed wolfhound butts
You homely cist of freeloving flickertail slag
You awkward cage of grubby red fox extravasation
You rending portfolio of tainted hamster flowers
You ill-made cedar chest of impure Lhasa apso flow
You worrying wok of diseased aardwolf exudate
You repelling bud vase of pocky murre stumps
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