Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting beaker of epileptic teju vomition
You teasing tea chest of mortified karakul leftovers
You irksome barrel of tabetic coati egesta
You miasmal rummer of impure saber-toothed tiger slaver
You noxious budget [dial] of loose-moraled wildebeest butts
You unpleasant bleb of beset giant ground sloth ruins
You vile hipflask of bilious kinkajou residuua
You blotted wire basket of insalubrious fly drivel
You horrible teaspoon of ulcerous trout night soil
You disconcerting porringer of virulent Brittany spaniel thyroxin
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