Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty packing box of paralytic pelican stumps
You marred salad bowl of anemic torpedo fish scourings
You uncomely coaster of nephritic spectacled cobra chaff
You painful stoup of illicit colobus excreta
You unendurable trencher of encephalitic barbet lacrimation
You poignant jorum of unhygenic Japanese beetle flux
You disturbing flight bag of noxious blindworm scoria
You tiresome monstrance of infected oquassa coprolith
You spoiled pony of gangrenous anchovy burp
You comfortless double boiler of morbid Mexican hairless detritus
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