Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable cardcase of hydropic cachalotXCaffre cat chaff
You misbegotten eggcup of neuritic Kerry Hill exudate
You abominable powder horn of infested elephant seal precipitations
You bleak bag of arthritic possum scraps
You grievous cereal bowl of cankered thoroughbred pus
You heavy monstrance of malign flatfish spit
You plaguey drawer of dyspeptic sidewinder hormone
You importunate shell of impure jumping mouse filings
You blotted dresser of anemic myna refuse
You beastly reliquary of venerate porbeagle slobber
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