Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable spatula of lousy Cheviot droppings
You blemished autoclave of rachitic Italian greyhound flatuosity
You uncomely schoolbag of miasmic Narragansett pacer ejectamenta
You homely wastepaper basket of ulcerous burro deer slabber
You irritating davenport of incontinent large black sewage
You fulsome carryall of impure thrush grounds
You unlikable knapsack of miasmatic vulture residuua
You plaguesome phial of toxical cinnamon bear spurt
You gross clothes hamper of bilious grouse tears
You excruciating mortar of loose alligator feces
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