Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome schoolbag of miasmic Hampshire scourings
You scarecrowish sound of lousy husky exudation
You distressful marsupium of hypertensive hanuman embers
You disconcerting packet of malarial miller's-thumb pats
You tiresome bassinet of scorbutic chub turd
You sharp powder horn of unhygenic tapir sputum
You untasteful scuttle of injurious papillon crap
You disgusting horn of rachitic cheetah elimination
You despicable vacuum bottle of noisome yellow jacket effluent
You undesirable hip bath of toxic fer-de-lance holdovers
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