Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour stoup of phthisic towhee turd
You displeasing gripsack of illicit pointer clinkers
You unspeakable pottinger of unhygenic American lion sialorrhea
You unattractive air bladder of defiled dinosaur elimination
You torturous tankard of poisonous cormorant husks
You hard-visaged spittoon of morbid Briard semen
You humiliating tin can of beset blue fox burp
You depressing ammunition box of unsanitary mudfish night soil
You foul chest of septic golden eagle sediment
You annoying powder box of sullied pigeon expulsion
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