Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating shelves of pathogenic sardine odds and ends
You unsavory whatnot of variolar ferret barf
You loathsome sacculus of infested domestic shorthair cat rags
You replusive frying pan of lousy wryneck dross
You despicable phial of measly urutu jakes
You monstrous dustpan of chlorotic towhee spurt
You repelling footlocker of pocky water dog ructation
You gruesome bladder of tainted cisco froth
You saddening bandbox of toxic white Plymouth Rock ash
You sad kitchen cabinet of arthritic flat-coated retriever refuse
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