Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing cigarette case of venomous thornback ray clinkers
You wearying money box of poisonous devilfish excreta
You mournful soupspoon of innutritious otter sweat
You baneful washbasket of grubby tortoise stubble
You crude carryall of arthritic conger flowers
You tormenting splint basket of morbific starling waste
You burdensome tankard of variolous coot gas
You misproportioned quiver of teeming genet residue
You pathetic palette of colicky harnessed antelope regurgitation
You disturbing silique of leprous wood frog scourings
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