Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone kettle of tubercular wildebeest slag
You depressive sarcophagus of variolar rail stumps
You excruciating pocket flask of ulcerated bullfinch scum
You grievous carryall of neuritic bush baby refuse
You execrable seedcase of mortified rhea filings
You dislikable bleb of unclean ray shavings
You hard-visaged spade of leprous fisher belch
You exhausting shovel of malign Orpington ends
You galling sinus of contaminated Bernese mountain dog sialorrhea
You pitiable scrotum of chlorotic guitarfish waste
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