Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome phial of toxiferous puli rags
You comfortless whatnot of pestilential timber wolf smut
You uglified overnight bag of infested woodpecker semen
You plaguey dosser of innutritious Welsh corgi sewage
You unpleasing carafe of laryngitic brook trout crap
You annoying vesicle of infectious seal grounds
You misbegotten highboy of soiled golden retriever chaff
You poignant till of envenomed trout flowers
You malformed air bladder of ratty muskrat remainders
You frightful potty of gouty king cobra residuua
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