Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous caddie bag of luetic snapping turtle eructation
You inelegant Saratoga trunk of impure New Hampshire red odds and ends
You terrible crucible of wormy fruit-tree bark beetle autacoid
You bothering shot glass of malign hare emesis
You ugly chalice of rickety lantern fish secretion
You depressing flacon of injurious Chihuahua flatuosity
You plaguing reliquary of venomous wood mouse shit
You overburdensome portfolio of gangrenous Marco Polo's sheep spit
You consuming wallet of tumorous moth residue
You blemished vitrine of variolous teredo extrusion
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