Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey washtub of unhealthful chewink squirt
You uncomely wastebasket of peccant American saddle horse ructation
You noisome water butt of foul sea eagle vomit
You ill-favored ostensorium of toxic red grouse cinders
You blotted saucepan of pathological black bear burp
You grim-faced pouch of contagious sea swallow deposits
You awful pail of variolous harvest mouse precipitations
You objectionable coffer of ravaged Blenheim spaniel ptyalism
You homely slop pail of wanton cobra emesis
You ugly seedcase of hypertensive chinchilla survivals
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