Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling Canterbury of cankerous hog-nose snake coprolith
You woeful tinderbox of contagious shepherd dog perspiration
You affecting mazer of poisonous white Wyandotte dung
You bothering mail pouch of destructive goshawk dingleberry
You frightful traveling bag of ulcerated King Charles spaniel hormone
You terrible skippet of tumorous sea turtle burp
You blemished silique of pathogenic Gila monster thyroxin
You marred flasket of wanton skunk bear diaphoresis
You rebarbative folio of injurious kingfish jakes
You ungraced tableware of chlorotic constrictor ejecta
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