Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging stewpan of nephritic solan goose fossils
You heavy gunny of malarial catbird ptyalism
You harassing chamber pot of tumorous frog excrement
You dismal honeypot of toxicant narwhal sialagogue
You disfigured pannier of unvirginal merl cinders
You grim sugar spoon of smirched grampus mucus
You dismaying pottinger of pocky harpy eagle foam
You unaesthetic piggin of infested yellow jacket rubbish
You depressing fistula of unhealthful chinch stumps
You unendurable buck basket of morbid Polled Hereford ash
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