Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome coal scuttle of morbid bush wren excretes
You dislikable ark of loose-moraled Brown Swiss piddle
You uninviting tallboy of grubby nightingale vestiges
You foul pod of peccant horn fly droppings
You mephitic scuttle of malignant false map turtle holdovers
You excruciating gravy boat of anemic musk hog defecation
You mournful jigger of unchaste roosterfish crap
You evil-favored oil can of illicit Basenji ash
You revolting magazine of miasmic bunting purulence
You distasteful sugar spoon of gangrenous canary effluent
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