Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed tote bag of carcinogenic marabou squirt
You offensive flask of wanton sea horse dregs
You humiliating box of soiled spoonbill residue
You gross credenza of tumorous pika shit
You poignant tureen of venenous shepherd dog relics
You loathsome tucker bag [Austral] of rachitic leech flatulence
You distressful ventricle of adulterous rabbitfish scraps
You gargoylish puncheon of encephalitic thresher belch
You unenjoyable corbeil [archit] of scorbutic magpie precipitates
You terrible tinderbox of neuritic proboscis monkey exudate
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