Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential coffee cup of veneniferous Panama parings
You dysphemized cage of virulent sprig drool
You burdensome spittoon of variolar wood frog scoria
You misshapen pipkin of communicable green frog thyroxin
You sickening nose bag of insanitary prairie dog burp
You undelicious tobacco pouch of pediculous Romeldale alluvia
You repulsive cruse of venenous puli sialorrhea
You unpretty bureau of laryngitic firefly detritus
You unspeakable gunny of miasmatic burbot dingleberry
You abhorrent pottinger of rachitic moor hen coprolite
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