Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless punch bowl of virulent giraffe egestion
You dreadful saucer of sullied sea lion settlings
You sore paten of measly lyrebird pus
You untasteful sheath of morbid white Leghorn chaff
You unlovely hopper of apoplectic water dog sialagogue
You miasmic tableware of besmirched harbor seal barf
You base patella of diabetic newt hemorrhage
You wearing basin of incontinent pouched rat flatuosity
You provoking decanter of miasmic Rock Cornish lacrimation
You dolorogenic Canterbury of chlorotic harvest mouse parings
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