Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful gourd of epileptic Shetland mucus
You teratic skep of hydropic Berkshire orts
You misbegotten budget [dial] of contaminated aoudad husks
You sad cellaret of palsied oyster catcher ptyalism
You mournful potty of poisonous Barbary horse turd
You galling schooper of rheumatic flat-coated retriever debris
You repellent ashcan of phthisic earwig fossils
You displeasing fistula of rachitic manatee stubble
You miasmal powder horn of diseased gopher urine
You worrisome sugar spoon of loose-moraled raccoon wind
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