Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful tablespoon of insalubrious Clydesdale soot
You ghastly tassie [Brit] of envenomed deer fly flatuosity
You untasteful pail of pestilential octopus guano
You malformed scabbard of cankerous guinea pig barf
You touching patella of pathogenic angwantibo chaff
You unendurable saucer of phthisic chimaera heaves
You tragic brazier of rickety termite remainders
You dolorific wardrobe of indecent tussah traces
You grim-faced footlocker of abandoned elephant scraps
You detestable reticule of septic St. Mark's fly jet
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