Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant pouch of anemic pill bug waste
You horrendous loving cup of variolous scaup duck drool
You bitter dispatch box of ulcerous peccary turd
You terrible catch basin of incontinent swordfish evacuation
You racking pod of wormy chat butts
You bothersome rush basket of loose-moraled white fox slobber
You dysphemized sinus of noisome boar survivals
You displeasing coffin of edematous cricket fart
You oppressive cone of maculate Russian wolfhound vomition
You ill-made flacon of rheumatic mollusk piss
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