Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless flagon of unvirginal brown trout sweepings
You unbeauteous teaspoon of dropsical Poland China detritus
You mournful vesicle of contaminated ant pats
You horrid glass of loose-moraled guereza perspiration
You offensive tassie [Brit] of tumorigenic gadfly flops
You unsightly billfold of consumptive giant ground sloth secretion
You excruciating picnic basket of unhealthy gaur feces
You awful piggin of neuritic polecat cinders
You affecting whatnot of toxicant black buck flatulence
You pesky creel of loose Rock Cornish excrement
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