Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome slop pail of ravaged kangaroo mouse hormone
You abominable punnet of ulcerous salamander fart
You vexatious cabinet of ratty sailfish detritus
You detestable budget [dial] of pestilential trematode flow
You spoiled bundle of paralytic gallinule ordure
You vile honeypot of envenomed chickadee traces
You dismal bud vase of pathological Red Poll sialorrhea
You dire air bladder of pediculous coon cat ca-ca
You saddening press of epileptic robber fly stool
You baneful attache´ case of smirched Croton bug spittle
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