Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable creel of apoplectic ice bear rubbish
You malodorous coaster of abandoned nightingale alluvia
You blemished highboy of dyspeptic pangolin heaves
You irking skillet of pathogenic Chihuahua shit
You sorrowful coffer of diseased boa manure
You spoiled cigarette case of dropsical cobra pee
You replusive footlocker of pestiferous walleye spurt
You oppressive wok of veneniferous hackney pony extravasation
You bleak backpack of loose tamarin piss
You sour handbag of ulcerated English setter dingleberry
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