Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified hatbox of pocky echidna flops
You plaguing saddlebag of anemic quarter horse excretion
You galling packing box of toxic jackrabbit froth
You sore ashpan of paralytic papillon excreta
You tiresome pocketcase of encephalitic goldeneye crap
You worrisome billfold of tabetic flamingo jakes
You unsavory bathtub of plagued secretary bird sialorrhea
You obscene scoop of destructive bream exudate
You ill-made porringer of infectious bear secretion
You forbidding salver of laryngitic Clydesdale snot
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