Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced dresser of mortified grouse barf
You plaguing net of variolar scup eructation
You dismaying schoolbag of unvirginal rose beetle exudation
You monstrous skep of ulcerous Rock Cornish flops
You evil-favored pocketbook of leprous porgy filings
You ill-made flower basket of malignant polar fox transudation
You burdensome saccus of impure spoonbill remainders
You pesky trowel of rheumatic wryneck ejection
You bothering casserole of destructive elm leaf beetle ends
You sickening caddie bag of unhygenic mountain sheep scourings
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