Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable mail pouch of septic Kodiak bear shavings
You obnoxious milk pail of tumorous pasang sweat
You revolting urn of loose prairie dog dung
You contemptible carton of nephritic wood rat sinter
You troubling cabinet of infective kangaroo mouse soot
You shocking crucible of insalubrious fox squirrel crap
You insufferable barrel of tumorigenic ring-necked pheasant rheum
You malformed water butt of scabietic Ancona leavings
You sharp crock of paralytic shoveler elimination
You sorrowful boot of tainted congo snake vomit
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